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The Flood / Re: How It's Made: Dildos
« on: October 13, 2015, 12:26:58 PM »"So what do you do for a living?"
Me: "I don't want to talk about it."
Or: I give pleasure to thousands of women (and some men) every single day.
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The Flood / Re: How It's Made: Dildos« on: October 13, 2015, 12:26:58 PM »"So what do you do for a living?" Or: I give pleasure to thousands of women (and some men) every single day. 6512
The Flood / NSFW How to make your own fleshlight« on: October 13, 2015, 12:23:27 PM »
Materials:
1 rubber glove 2 rubber bands 1 hand towel The lubricant of your choice Take the towel and wrap the rubber glove with about 2 inches of the opening outside the towel. Secure the towel closed with the rubber bands. Fold the wrist of the glove over the towel to create an orifice. Soak the towel with warm water. Lubricate the opening and inside of glove. Now fuck it. Enjoy 6513
Serious / Re: Replace Columbus Day with Indigenous People Day?« on: October 13, 2015, 10:13:08 AM »I think you misunderstand, that was a very general statement I made that could be applied to literally any proposition you could conceive of.I was including myself when I said everyone: Even if I'm wrong with everyone else, then the only thing that implies is that we are all wrong together. Please try not to avoid the discussion we're having.Even if everybody in the entire world missed the point, then the only thing that implies, is that everybody has missed the point. Do you honestly not understand the kind of message that you'd be conveying, that those states are conveying, by spreading this message?You go ahead and repeat that to every America you meet, every little kid and young impressionable person you meet, and you tell me how they respond to it. There's nothing wrong with coming to terms of your people's history, in fact I'd consider it the duty of every citizen to know their country's past, my country New Zealand has a similar story; But what your asking for is nothing short of self flagellation, and that is not going to achieve anything beneficial to anybody.Personally, I'm for this. Europeans didn't discover the Americas. People were already here.I figure the purpose of such a holiday as Columbus Day would be to celebrate the achievements of your ancestors, not to twist them into a means of white guilting everyone. Your logic cuts both ways. As I see it, everyone has been wrong, and a few right are changing things. Now, this isn't about making anyone feel guilty. It's about ending a holiday named for a man who was as bad as any monster you can name. 6514
The Flood / Re: I hate to admit this...« on: October 13, 2015, 01:52:31 AM »Damn, you get tested? that sucksyou should smoke weed instead of cigs Charlie It's about face for her 6515
The Flood / Re: SoCal check in.« on: October 13, 2015, 01:51:27 AM »What if you live north of SF? I guess you're ok 6516
The Flood / Re: I hate to admit this...« on: October 13, 2015, 01:50:55 AM »Two and a half is a VERY tough age. I do my best. But it's hardNot gonna lie that's really admirable. 6517
The Flood / Re: Am I ugly« on: October 13, 2015, 01:43:45 AM »Yeah, I was pretty stoked when that whole impersonator thing happened (because I was getting recognition!) but I really, really hate it now. Because no one believes I'm the real SC, lmao.Didn't Bobcast jump on the bandwagon at one point too? Good times 6518
The Flood / Re: let me make a haiku about you ITT« on: October 13, 2015, 01:42:38 AM »
I quiver with excitement
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The Flood / Re: I hate to admit this...« on: October 13, 2015, 01:41:51 AM »Not gonna lie that's really admirable. Tell this to Foehammer. My oldest is two and a half... 6521
The Flood / Re: I hate to admit this...« on: October 13, 2015, 01:38:41 AM »Damn, you get tested? that sucksyou should smoke weed instead of cigs Charlie The cunt STILL doesn't. She hires fucking nannies to Mommy my kids. But, I guess it's for the best, I can issue instructions to them instead of her dumb ass. But this is what I get for encouraging her to be a divorce attorney. Listen to me: no one can fuck you as hard as yourself. 6522
The Flood / SoCal check in.« on: October 13, 2015, 01:36:04 AM »
If you live south of The People's Republic of San Fransisco and in California, check in.
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The Flood / Re: Am I ugly« on: October 13, 2015, 01:34:43 AM »Yeah, I was pretty stoked when that whole impersonator thing happened (because I was getting recognition!) but I really, really hate it now. Because no one believes I'm the real SC, lmao.Like, I gave you my login information or something? Um, I would never do that. Are you mistaking me for someone else? We didn't interact much on B.old. I believe you. Just didn't know if you were the ine I switched with. Even Foman bought it. 6524
The Flood / Re: I hate to admit this...« on: October 13, 2015, 01:33:28 AM »Damn, you get tested? that sucksyou should smoke weed instead of cigs Charlie Sadly, yes. Also the slut is trying to take the boys. So extra good behavior until she just goes away. One day I will be my own boss, and if you can get to San Diego... Foehammer and I will make sure the party is EPIC 6525
The Flood / Re: beauty« on: October 13, 2015, 01:31:25 AM »
I am an old nihilist. Beauty is what you make it. Find something or someone and decide that is beautiful. If it is in the eye of the beholder, then you can control an aspect of it.
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The Flood / Re: I hate to admit this...« on: October 13, 2015, 01:28:13 AM »you should smoke weed instead of cigs Charlie If it weren't for piss tests, I would. But as it stands I gotta provide for the kids. Lord knows a 2 year old would be a whole lot easier with glassed eyes. 6527
The Flood / Re: I hate to admit this...« on: October 13, 2015, 01:26:51 AM »Ballast Point Pumpkin Down Pumpkin IPAis pretty tasty. And local. I've tried to get a job in their sales department, but the pay is crap. I need to figure out a wY to get them To pay me more... 6528
The Flood / Re: I hate to admit this...« on: October 13, 2015, 01:25:18 AM »
And I am getting drunk on a work night.
One more cigarette and off to bed for old man Charlie 6529
Serious / Re: Do you think death represents the total end of your experience?« on: October 13, 2015, 01:24:12 AM »
No, but I don't think a religion has it figured out, either. Science has yet to explain why we are conscious. I think we are more than our flesh and blood bodies. The stars await us.
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The Flood / Re: Am I ugly« on: October 13, 2015, 01:21:44 AM »Like, I gave you my login information or something? Um, I would never do that. Are you mistaking me for someone else? We didn't interact much on B.old. I forgot, there were a bunch of Second Classes. One of your competitors and I swapped 6531
The Flood / I hate to admit this...« on: October 13, 2015, 01:20:37 AM »
Ballast Point Pumpkin Down Pumpkin IPAis pretty tasty.
Foehammer is quite obviously a White Girl for buying it. But it tastes great 6532
The Flood / Re: Am I ugly« on: October 13, 2015, 01:18:34 AM »I honestly don't remember much about you from B.old. All I remember is that you had that IIYBKYD group or whatever. If you're trying to confirm my identity or something, I remember that I was trying to act all cool, being a 14 year old and all, and there was some thread about getting women knocked up. And how to deal with having a pregnant GF or...something. Anyway, I said something along the lines of "give her an abortion the old fashioned way", trying to be all edgy and cool, and you edited it to "give her a back massage the old fashioned way" and gave me a warning in your group.We pulled a stunt before DeeJ, the ultimate pegboy, muted me. What was it?What? We switched accounts 6534
The Flood / Re: Rate my ultimate sandwich.« on: October 13, 2015, 01:16:10 AM »
Pales in comparison to my:
Wheat bun Chicken breast Onion rings Bacon BBQ sauce 6535
The Flood / Re: in order to post on bnet you must be a desticle« on: October 13, 2015, 01:14:40 AM »
WTF is a desticle?
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The Flood / Re: Am I ugly« on: October 13, 2015, 01:13:56 AM »We pulled a stunt before DeeJ, the ultimate pegboy, muted me. What was it?What? You remember. 6537
The Flood / Re: I am a timeless curse« on: October 13, 2015, 01:13:31 AM »
Yes. We honor where we came from in this.
We are a timeless curse 6538
The Flood / Re: Am I ugly« on: October 13, 2015, 01:12:11 AM »
We pulled a stunt before DeeJ, the ultimate pegboy, muted me. What was it?
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The Flood / Re: If the 50 states went to war, which would win?« on: October 13, 2015, 01:10:14 AM »
Many of you forget that California has the 17th largest economy in the world and is number 2 in gun ownership. not only could we whoop any state hands down, we could survive afterwards.
So bring it fuck boys. I relish in the thought of spilling what ever back woods hillbilly state your inbred ass comes from. If you could take your dick out of your sister long enough to attack my blessed homeland from. Go on, live in poverty you sister fucking inbred. California rules all. You can suck my "commiefornia" cock. 6540
Serious / Re: What do you intend to gain from discussions?« on: October 13, 2015, 01:05:04 AM »
Sometimes the discussion itself is worth it
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