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The Flood / Re: Why are people on this forum so anti-semitic?
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:25:44 PM »
Weak willed.

Why am I a poor loser who NEVER has a chance to have a woman touch my penis???

It's the Jews! They take your money and keep women from touching your penis

Oh! Yeah! Fuck the Jews!
You sound like a copycat of the garbage that I've seen peddled around on facebook by liberals.

I'm coming to take your guns, force you into a gay marriage and make you deny God.

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The Flood / Re: Why are people on this forum so anti-semitic?
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:24:50 PM »
Weak willed.

Why am I a poor loser who NEVER has a chance to have a woman touch my penis???

It's the Jews! They take your money and keep women from touching your penis

Oh! Yeah! Fuck the Jews!
But women have touched my penis...

Believe it or not, I know it's hard since you're apparently a 13 years old, but not everything has to do with sex.

No, you realize at my age that sex is just about all there is. But claiming she touched your penis is easy to do. But then I've never said fuck the jews...

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Serious / Re: Army: Women will have to register for the draft
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:23:03 PM »
Hopefully this will get congress to actually do away with the draft.

The military doesn't even want it in place so it doesn't even serve the institution it was implemented to.

Liberal as I am, I'm all for compulsory military service for everyone at 18.

I believe the rich and powerful would be less likely to wage war if their kids could be sent

Charlie pls

Even when their kids could be drafted they just made sure they'd be put in non-combat roles, in places that wouldn't see any fighting, or in positions where they wouldn't be in any danger.

Easy fix. Take away the ability to influence the assignment. No more Texas Air National Guard *cough*Georgewbush*cough*

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The Flood / Re: I want you to google image search this...
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:21:25 PM »
I'm not letting that be in my search history
Def don't want your mom finding out you look at that shit.

Your moms wear it for me.
As long as you treat her right breh.

She gets a towel, a hug and cab fare

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The Flood / Re: Why are people on this forum so anti-semitic?
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:20:03 PM »
Weak willed.

Why am I a poor loser who NEVER has a chance to have a woman touch my penis???

It's the Jews! They take your money and keep women from touching your penis

Oh! Yeah! Fuck the Jews!

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The Flood / Re: I want you to google image search this...
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:17:26 PM »
I'm not letting that be in my search history
Def don't want your mom finding out you look at that shit.

Your moms wear it for me.

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Serious / Re: Army: Women will have to register for the draft
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:16:45 PM »
Hopefully this will get congress to actually do away with the draft.

The military doesn't even want it in place so it doesn't even serve the institution it was implemented to.

Liberal as I am, I'm all for compulsory military service for everyone at 18.

I believe the rich and powerful would be less likely to wage war if their kids could be sent

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The Flood / Re: Somebody once told me
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:14:41 PM »
Either memes or Disney movies give autism

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The Flood / Re: Why are people on this forum so anti-semitic?
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:13:36 PM »
Nazi ideology is attractive to the weak willed. There are some mental weaklings online...

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The Flood / Re: I want you to google image search this...
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:12:10 PM »
Why even bother wearing clothes, at that point?

Just go naked

It's sexy.  No denying that

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The Flood / NSFW I want you to google image search this...
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:10:22 PM »
Micro thongs

You can thank me later

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The Flood / Re: The Forerunner Ecumene vs Imperium of Man
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:03:07 PM »
If anyone knows anything about WH40K, it's that if you pit them against anyone with short of godlike powers, they win every time. The Forerunner were powerful. No doubt. But compared to Warhammer? They die, and quickly.

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I thought this was gonna be that 1970's PSA.

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The Flood / Re: Most depressing aspect of your life?
« on: October 13, 2015, 09:29:13 PM »
I'm 5'4". I would add an extra 7"

You wish you were a little bit taller? You wish you were a baller?

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Serious / Re: RoundUp = the new Vaccine scare?
« on: October 13, 2015, 09:27:14 PM »
You're just learning that RoundUp is literally poison and Monsanto is a straight-up evil corporation?

Is this 2009?

It's that this is making the rounds now. I know they're basically the Umbrella Corporation

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Serious / Re: Replace Columbus Day with Indigenous People Day?
« on: October 13, 2015, 06:14:36 PM »
Can we not? If you want your own holiday then make it happen, don't just rename another one.
to be fair, it's not like anything of value would be lost if we did change it

except for maybe our childhood perception of columbus before we learned the truth about him
America Day then?

I would agree to America day. Celebrate all of our heritage as it truly is.

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The Flood / Re: Kid drops the DDT on a bully
« on: October 13, 2015, 05:20:26 PM »
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

You know that hurt. Face first into bathroom tile? Ouch

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone else given up on watching movies?
« on: October 13, 2015, 05:18:45 PM »
No

What a retarded thread

kill yourself

Excuse me? Waiter? This dish is too salty. Can I order something else?
What a retarded post

kill yourself

Yeah. Sorry. This dish is also way to salty. Is every dish here covered in salt?
You misunderstand, "kill yourself" is his signature on posts.

Meh. Couldn't care less if it was or not. Still too salty
I mean, it's the only scenario in which "kill yourself" in every post makes sense.

Maybe he's trying to communicate in his native language? Does anyone have a teen salty basement dweller to English dictionary?

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone else given up on watching movies?
« on: October 13, 2015, 05:10:52 PM »
No

What a retarded thread

kill yourself

Excuse me? Waiter? This dish is too salty. Can I order something else?
What a retarded post

kill yourself

Yeah. Sorry. This dish is also way to salty. Is every dish here covered in salt?
You misunderstand, "kill yourself" is his signature on posts.

Meh. Couldn't care less if it was or not. Still too salty

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone else given up on watching movies?
« on: October 13, 2015, 05:07:52 PM »
No

What a retarded thread

kill yourself

Excuse me? Waiter? This dish is too salty. Can I order something else?
What a retarded post

kill yourself

Yeah. Sorry. This dish is also way to salty. Is every dish here covered in salt?

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone else given up on watching movies?
« on: October 13, 2015, 04:56:29 PM »
No

What a retarded thread

kill yourself

Excuse me? Waiter? This dish is too salty. Can I order something else?

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The Flood / Most depressing aspect of your life?
« on: October 13, 2015, 04:55:06 PM »
What's most depressing about your life?

What would you change if it were in your power?

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Serious / Re: Army: Women will have to register for the draft
« on: October 13, 2015, 03:50:50 PM »
Just because you can say that it's instinctual for men to defend women
...isn't that a good thing? You should care about the safety and well-being of the members of your crew, shouldn't you?
Generally it's better to have people thinking rationally about a mission rather than their immediate squad, as far as military doctrine goes.

When asked why they reenlisted, the majority of soldiers responded that they were returning to protect their friends in their unit.

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Serious / Re: A serious question to our more conservative members
« on: October 13, 2015, 03:49:10 PM »
Man I just love sweeping generalizations.

Strange... I didn't post any... I gave three examples. Most "Social Justice" causes don't really effect anyone. I gave an example of three of the most discussed.

So, if they don't effect you, why care?

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The Flood / Re: How do you deal with straight edges?
« on: October 13, 2015, 03:05:14 PM »
This thread just reminds me that it is so much easier to claim to be straight edge when you aren't old enough to drink or buy smokes.

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Serious / Re: A serious question to our more conservative members
« on: October 13, 2015, 03:02:50 PM »
If you're going to keep strawmanning everyone, just leave.

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/strawman

For me to strawman, I would need to attack.

I asked a question. So you get no points

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Serious / Re: Army: Women will have to register for the draft
« on: October 13, 2015, 03:01:16 PM »
>forcing women to get raped

Are you a spambot or something? Your post literally makes no sense or even applies.

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone else given up on watching movies?
« on: October 13, 2015, 02:59:32 PM »
Mainstream movies have been such a letdown lately. For every Martian or Interstellar you have 4 crap comedies, 6 comic movies and 10 unnecessary remakes.
You mean Spiderman Reboot #17 won't rocket to #1??

le gasp!

And the studios keep cranking them out.

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