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« on: October 28, 2015, 03:54:22 PM »
I think I could get a very sexual thrill from adopting a baby with Charlie, cheating on him, and revealing it right as we go to adopt another one.
You are a cold hearted bitch.
6122
« on: October 28, 2015, 03:34:39 PM »
Charles
Cool. Foehammer and I are going out tonight. Their dinner is at 6, baths at 7 and in bed by 8. The two oldest get a story, and the baby just needs a bottle. See ya later! *runs out as fast as I can*
6123
« on: October 28, 2015, 11:48:30 AM »
. Again if it were...say an old woman that did this the exact same way and he found that more acceptable, then that's the definition of homophobia.
No it wouldn't be. Hes just not gay. There isn't anything wrong with being straight and not wanting males to hit on you.
To be fair, there is a big difference between not wanting guys to hit on you and being so anxious that you throw up when one does.
6124
« on: October 28, 2015, 11:47:04 AM »
6125
« on: October 28, 2015, 11:37:13 AM »
Mmm the Egg McDiabeetus
6126
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:57:53 AM »
Hmmm... I'd take the Enterprise E.
It's got all the comforts, it's bad ass, and is faster than pretty much any other craft
6127
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:26:57 AM »
Domo Arrigato
6128
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:21:17 AM »
I don't see the point. The CDC makes a bet every year on which strains will be spreading. For the last few years their models have been way off, and it didn't matter if you were immunized or not.
6129
« on: October 28, 2015, 09:38:46 AM »
Isn't this the very definition of homophobia?
At just the idea the old guy wanted to fuck him, he had to run and puke.
6130
« on: October 27, 2015, 08:58:54 PM »
Like my wife of 15 years, the woman I was monagamous with for 17 years cheating on me with the guy who left her the weekend before we met? That she dropped the fact she's a cheating whore on me the night my youngest was born and I had to fly to Florida and be by myself for 48 hours? That she dropped $24,000 in credit card debt and $15,000 in tax debt on me?
I dunno, I think I win this.
6131
« on: October 27, 2015, 07:49:54 PM »
Should I masturbate tonight?
With a fury. Punish your dick like it owes you money
6132
« on: October 27, 2015, 06:46:44 PM »
I'm pretty sure WWII Russia calls this "Tuesday"
6133
« on: October 27, 2015, 06:31:40 PM »
Foehammer
I asked the forum what my current GF should be called. That was the popular answer
What happened to your wife?
She get the kids?
50/50 custody. She's living with the guy she cheated on me with
6134
« on: October 27, 2015, 05:53:17 PM »
Please die immediately.
I drink heavily, smoke and eat like crap. I'm trying man, I'm trying
6135
« on: October 27, 2015, 05:39:51 PM »
will the sleep mask help the snoring though? ive never heard of that.
That's the point
stupid reason to buy it then, imo.
I have apnea. I straight up stop breathing in my sleep because the airway closes
6136
« on: October 27, 2015, 04:50:06 PM »
The Health Inspector vs The Booty Warrior
6137
« on: October 27, 2015, 04:48:47 PM »
Hmmm... Tough call.
Ever wonder why Russia gets so cold?
WWII Russia already beat it.
So, WWII Russia wins.
6138
« on: October 27, 2015, 03:36:33 PM »
So long as they don't try to convert me I'm ok with them.
That's the fine line I try to walk. Trouble is, people ask me why I'm a vegan, I tell them, and then they say "Stop trying to force your veganism shit no me faggot."
Like, you asked me. Y'know?
I get you. That's why I don't ask.
6139
« on: October 27, 2015, 03:22:59 PM »
So long as they don't try to convert me I'm ok with them. I have the same problem with super political people, religious people, cross fitters, people who are really into a book, movie or TV series etc... You want to live that way, cool. But don't try to make me feel guilty about the poor animals killed to put meat on my table, or what it does to my body. If I gave half a shit about either, I would be a fucking vegan.
6140
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:20:14 PM »
I thought it was the unhealthy pallor of their skin, thin hair from improper nutrition and general smell of shit and curry from the spices they have to use to make the food edible.
6141
« on: October 27, 2015, 12:54:22 PM »
Imagine you are a junior VP in a company going to a meeting with a Fortune 500 company to arrange for a joint venture. You walk in the conference room, and all eyes turn to you. List out the things you shouldn't say.
6142
« on: October 27, 2015, 11:58:31 AM »
the pan american highway is a much better prospect
Why not both? The US would only be responsible for the sections in the US, and most of those freeways are already built. We would just have to expand I5 to accommodate the traffic, which kind of needs to happen anyway. As for the trans European one, we pay for the freeway across Alaska, and whatever it takes to connect it to I94.
6143
« on: October 27, 2015, 11:05:19 AM »
My only friend, the end.
6144
« on: October 27, 2015, 10:25:30 AM »
Only in America could one make money refuting science that's been around since Egypt was a center of power.
6146
« on: October 27, 2015, 10:04:34 AM »
Crab people
Crab people
Tastes like crab
Talks like people
6147
« on: October 27, 2015, 12:27:09 AM »
Not really
I like the subservient position though
Making her squirm with just my tongue...
mfw seeing this on my screen
Your loss. Actually tasting when she comes is the hottest thing. Well... Second to licking her ass when she comes. That is amazing.
6148
« on: October 27, 2015, 12:16:33 AM »
Not really
I like the subservient position though
Interesting. I always saw eating pussy as the dominant role. Making her squirm with just my tongue...
6149
« on: October 27, 2015, 12:14:57 AM »
Do you like to eat pussy?
6150
« on: October 27, 2015, 12:13:28 AM »
Anime chicks seem prepubescent. Do they all have to look 15? (Or younger?)
Jessica at least looks like she's an adult
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