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The Flood / Re: Do you watch American Horror Story?
« on: October 30, 2015, 03:39:46 PM »
Dude twenty year old girls watch that show.

And? Just because they do doesn't detract from the quality.

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The Flood / Re: YFW the annoying coworker quits
« on: October 30, 2015, 03:00:55 PM »
You mean you aren't the annoying coworker?

Naw. I'm the grizzled and jaded vet

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The Flood / Re: Do Not Give Me Fucking Preztels
« on: October 30, 2015, 02:26:12 PM »

I'm giving out mini-Bibles, toothbrushes and toothpaste or dental floss

Spoiler
The Jimmies shall be rustled

Your house is getting tped

Hopefully they won't wipe their asses with it first

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The Flood / Do you watch American Horror Story?
« on: October 30, 2015, 02:06:00 PM »
So far this season is awesome. Except for the gay sex. It's a little much. But whatever.

This week's was awesome. The serial killer dinner? Freaking brilliant

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The Flood / Re: Do Not Give Me Fucking Preztels
« on: October 30, 2015, 01:58:21 PM »

I'm giving out mini-Bibles, toothbrushes and toothpaste or dental floss

Spoiler
The Jimmies shall be rustled

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The Flood / YFW the annoying coworker quits
« on: October 30, 2015, 01:56:03 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Which member would you raise a baby with?
« on: October 30, 2015, 01:48:03 PM »
I go Charlie easily.

Dude loves his kid(s). Great father.

Thanks man. I'm not often that sincere on here, but this truly makes me smile. I try my hardest and keep them as priority number 1 in any decision

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The Flood / Re: Having a party at my house tonight.
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:43:29 PM »
Hookers and blow?

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The Flood / Re: Man Cucked by His Own Unborn Twin
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:42:47 PM »
Oh bullshit. The slut cheated and payed the dictor to lie.

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The Flood / Re: Describe your last shit with a movie title
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:25:25 PM »
127 Hours

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The Flood / Re: Children adopted into Gay marriages are more likely to
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:23:36 PM »
They're also more likely to have two dads. Like Jesus.

My god... *removes sunglasses* you're right

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The Flood / Re: Children adopted into Gay marriages are more likely to
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:22:11 PM »
I don't know if this is a compliment or a stereotypical joke...

Both? My office is in a gay community, and so far I haven't seen any poorly dressed guys.

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The Flood / Re: Children adopted into Gay marriages are more likely to
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:21:01 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Why do you guys hate mainstream stuff?
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:03:29 PM »
Pop music just annoys me something like 90% of the time.

Most mainstream movies just seem dumbed down and overly flashy.

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The Flood / Children adopted into Gay marriages are more likely to
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:02:03 PM »
Be very well dressed.

That is all

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The Flood / Re: Which member would you raise a baby with?
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:00:55 PM »
I think I could get a very sexual thrill from adopting a baby with Charlie, cheating on him, and revealing it right as we go to adopt another one.

why does this seem familiar

... No idea

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The Flood / Re: Movies the world was better without.
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:00:04 PM »
Hmmm...

Uwe Böll movies. Someone needs to stop him. He's been trying to get the Halo project forever.

Any of the unnecessary remakes. Why did they remake Poltergeist? Old Boy?

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The Flood / Re: East coast or West coast hip hop?
« on: October 30, 2015, 10:08:05 AM »
Over all time periods? They're about equal. Early 90's? West Coast. During the millennia? East Coast.

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The Flood / Re: I'm not gay
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:11:22 PM »
It's only gay if you push back or make eye contact

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The Flood / Re: What would happen if we discovered alien life?
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:10:03 PM »
Simple decision tree

1) Do they have holes in which we can stick our penises?

Yes? Stick penises in the holes

No? Shoot them with guns to make holes.

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The Flood / Caitlyn Jenner winning woman of the year proves
« on: October 29, 2015, 07:21:33 PM »
That men are better at everything, including being a woman

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The Flood / Re: "Kill the Muslim wherever you may find him..."
« on: October 29, 2015, 07:10:58 PM »
That's because Christianity is a fit religion for slaves

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The Flood / Which are you filled most with? Hate or Love?
« on: October 29, 2015, 11:32:02 AM »
Which of the two is most prevalent in you?

If it's hate, you spend more time being angry, apathetic, unfulfilled, disenfranchised and alienated.


If it's love then you are more accepting, caring, empathetic, engaged and fulfilled.


Where do you find yourself?

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The Flood / Re: Users most likely to be the killer in slasher flicks
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:54:25 PM »
Charlie and PSU

"Can't slash your own wife."

Naw, that's the chick getting what she deserves movie on LMN

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The Flood / Users most likely to be the killer in slasher flicks
« on: October 28, 2015, 10:49:07 PM »
The first thing they obviously hate is seeing others have sex. Have sex in a slasher flick and you're guaranteed to die.

Next is they're loners. They always work alone.

Now, they also have a vicious streak. This is shown by how they kill their victims. It's always cutting, stabbing or blunt force trauma.

Now, obviously they have masculinity issues. They always attack the women and weak males first, and then the most vicious attacks go to the jocks. Furthermore the costumes are designed to scare and project fear in others. Another sign of a weak self image.

So, who fits this profile on this forum?

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The Flood / Re: "Erect Gay Penises Are Bigger"
« on: October 28, 2015, 09:41:18 PM »
Huh... My what a huge dong you have uncle Steve!

All the better to perforate your colon with dear boy!

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The Flood / Re: Sum up other users with one word
« on: October 28, 2015, 08:40:23 PM »
Creepy and old?

Pretty accurate

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The Flood / Re: "Only I will remain."
« on: October 28, 2015, 05:36:07 PM »
I must bark without rhythm, rhythmic barking attracts the vacuum

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The Flood / Re: Which member would you raise a baby with?
« on: October 28, 2015, 03:56:32 PM »
I think I could get a very sexual thrill from adopting a baby with Charlie, cheating on him, and revealing it right as we go to adopt another one.

You are a cold hearted bitch.
Just call me Mrs. Charlie.

Actually... That's not a bad replacement. Instead of bitch or whatever, whenever someone fucks you or a friend over, just call her a Mrs Charlie

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