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The Flood / Re: Does anyone here write stories?
« on: November 02, 2015, 04:32:57 PM »
I do. Right now I'm working on a short horror story that's just been put through editing. When I'm done I plan to put it up on Amazon.

I write first person, mostly. I like to read stories that draw me in and force me to identify with the character. Plus it allows the reader to fill in the blanks about what's going on outside of the POV. The protagonist may not have a clue, but the reader does.

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All depends on why.

If it's just because you were in a long term relationship, or just have high standards or some moral or religious reason, then that's ok.

But, if it's because you are afraid of women or have super low self esteem, then maybe you should address that before worrying about the effects it has on your life.

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The Flood / Re: Post your favorite German language song
« on: November 02, 2015, 04:13:43 PM »
I'm more than half surprised you edgy fucks didn't choose Horst Wessel Lied.

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The Flood / Re: Just got Married AMA
« on: November 02, 2015, 01:37:21 PM »
Congrats!

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The Flood / Re: Guess which one.
« on: November 02, 2015, 01:11:47 PM »
No... Yours is in my quote... It's the soccer one

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The Flood / Re: The best nickname of all time?
« on: November 02, 2015, 12:51:24 PM »
Seabass

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The Flood / The worst person for the job
« on: November 01, 2015, 02:18:44 PM »
Post who would be the worst type of person for a job.

I'll go first:

A tumblr feminist working at a deli by a construction site. All day long she hears "Go get me a sandwich, sweetheart"

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I get what she was saying, but authors tend to write in certain genres. There aren't many women who write in my preferred genre.

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The Flood / Re: Fuck yeah
« on: October 31, 2015, 10:05:50 PM »
Was it good beer or shit beer?

Great beer.

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The Flood / Fuck yeah
« on: October 31, 2015, 09:08:32 PM »
One of my neighbors was giving beer to the parents.

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The Flood / Re: Like seriously am I the only one to notice?
« on: October 31, 2015, 07:54:27 PM »
He looks like someone who would drive an ice cream truck to abduct children

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The Flood / The Prophesy will be complete
« on: October 31, 2015, 07:41:40 PM »
In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming...

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


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The Flood / Re: Which user is the biggest faggot?
« on: October 31, 2015, 05:09:28 PM »
Defined how?

Do you mean which one in largest? As in a faggot that is physically large? Do you mean which one displays the biggest signs of faggotry? If so, how do you define that? Is it measured on how many times they have cock? What if they are only a faggot on one night a year, but they pleasure 40 guys in 3 hours? Would he be a larger faggot that sucked his boyfriend off once every few nights, but otherwise was pretty normal looking?

Your instructions were unclear and now my dick's stuck in the toaster

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The Flood / Re: Any retail workers here have stories to share?
« on: October 31, 2015, 02:37:19 PM »
I used to develop film. Of course I do

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The Flood / Re: Who knows about working with leather?
« on: October 31, 2015, 02:30:04 PM »
Snip

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The Flood / Re: Who knows about working with leather?
« on: October 31, 2015, 02:27:22 PM »
Is this an elaborate metaphor for buying a fleshlight?

Lolno. I'm making a suit of sorts from leather

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The Flood / Who knows about working with leather?
« on: October 31, 2015, 02:25:15 PM »
I'm trying to make a suit out of, um, pig leather. I'm using live pigs, keeping them on my property before I kill and skin them. I rub them down with moisturizer every day to make sure the leather will be nice and soft. Now, I have a question, does anyone know what a good sewing machine that can do leather costs?

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The Flood / Re: Is your trash your property?
« on: October 31, 2015, 01:49:10 PM »
Are you my property?

Only as long as you can keep me chained to this wall.

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The Flood / Is your trash your property?
« on: October 31, 2015, 12:27:23 PM »
I saw a homeless person going through people on my street's recycling bins. She was carefully taking out all of the glass and cans. A guy came out and yelled to get out of his property.

Now the bins were on a public street and she wasn't making a mess.

Was he correct?

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: October 31, 2015, 02:13:30 AM »
I got it tonight and played through 4.

This doesn't feel like Halo. It's fun, but I think they strayed too far

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The Flood / Re: Amy Schumer
« on: October 30, 2015, 11:47:51 PM »
Her schtick is being kind of a whore. She is pretty funny about it. It seems the author of that greentext is angry that there are whores. Or at least he's never met one...

She's cool because she is unapologetic about having casual sex. It's ok if a woman has more than a few partners. Guys applaud when a guy gets up there and jokes about having lots of women. Why is it bad if a chick gets up there and does it?

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The Flood / Re: Beer Thread
« on: October 30, 2015, 09:33:34 PM »
Enjoying a Stone Brewery Delicious IPA at the moment. My favorite is their Thunderstruck, but it's too expensive to drink regularly

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The Flood / Re: tfw neighbor's guest takes your usual parking spot
« on: October 30, 2015, 08:48:24 PM »
He took a bat to the car, and then dumped lighter fluid all over it and set it on fire. the next day.
Wait, his car or yours?

The car he attacked. Don't know who it belonged to

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The Flood / Do you put butter on your popcorn at the movies?
« on: October 30, 2015, 08:07:20 PM »
I hate the melted butter product they have at the theater. It just makes it oily.

Discuss

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And the Republican Party starts to rip itself apart. The only remaining questions are should I get the cheesy popcorn or just buttered and what beer pairs best with the chosen popcorn.

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The Flood / Re: tfw neighbor's guest takes your usual parking spot
« on: October 30, 2015, 08:02:28 PM »
True story:

Back around the time I joined Bnet, The Slut and I bought a house.  The economy tanked, and many of the housing developments around went from selling to renting. Renting for cheap. The people moving in were so bad even I was calling them spics and niggers.

Anyways, of course one of the niggers across the street threw a house party. Someone parked on the street outside, and I guess he thought it was HIS spot, and he had a full blown nigga moment. He took a bat to the car, and then dumped lighter fluid all over it and set it on fire.

Of course the cops were called. They tazed his dumb ass and his family got evicted the next day.

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The Flood / Re: What's your preference with boobs
« on: October 30, 2015, 03:52:33 PM »
Saggy with long nipples. Kind of like a gorilla's

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The Flood / Re: Do you watch American Horror Story?
« on: October 30, 2015, 03:49:35 PM »
It's alright

Some scenes are very powerful but some feel kinda forced in the sense that 90% of the cast have psychopathic tendencies.

90%? I'm half convinced that potentially any of the characters are the Commandments Killer except the little girl. She's the only sane one.

Which means she's the front contender to actually be the killer.

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