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The Flood / Re: The militant online anti-theist vs theist drinking game
« on: November 04, 2015, 11:09:31 AM »
Liquor is filth

You could use pills, lines and injections instead

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The Flood / Re: Flat stomachs aren't real
« on: November 04, 2015, 11:08:30 AM »
Funny. Then three gals at my office have been clearly photoshopped.

Or they had the organs located in their pouch removed.

One of the two

What a fucked up world we live in

One question: How do I get photoshopped? Surgery seems a bit far, and I could use the time I spend on staying in shape for other things. If all I have to do is get photoshopped, then I could do virtually anything with that time!

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: November 04, 2015, 11:04:59 AM »
I'm disappointed in OP. He had a chance for ass-to-mouth and didn't do it

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The Flood / Re: Flat stomachs aren't real
« on: November 04, 2015, 11:04:05 AM »
Funny. Then three gals at my office have been clearly photoshopped.

Or they had the organs located in their pouch removed.

One of the two

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The Flood / The militant online anti-theist vs theist drinking game
« on: November 04, 2015, 10:48:20 AM »
Every time a logical fallacy is used you take a sip, every time a philosophical theory is misused you take a shot, and if history is misrepresented you down your drink.

How long until you die of alcohol poisoning?

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The Flood / Just a friendly reminder
« on: November 04, 2015, 08:23:18 AM »

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The Flood / Re: When life gives you lemons...
« on: November 04, 2015, 08:16:51 AM »
DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER!

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The Flood / Re: Sometimes when I'm feeling down..
« on: November 04, 2015, 07:53:54 AM »
I'm disappointed. This at first glance looked like a lead in to Always Look On the Bright Side of Life lead in.

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The Flood / Re: When a bromance turns to romance
« on: November 03, 2015, 09:24:28 PM »
Japanese women like gay porn? Huh. Learn something new everyday

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The Flood / Re: I need the memes
« on: November 03, 2015, 09:19:12 PM »
This remind anyone else of that fake dub of the Russian autistic kid who was hooked on 9gag?

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The Flood / Re: When a bromance turns to romance
« on: November 03, 2015, 09:17:50 PM »
Yaoi?

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The Flood / When a bromance turns to romance
« on: November 03, 2015, 09:10:27 PM »
http://www.queerty.com/college-guy-realizes-his-best-friend-might-be-his-boyfriend-in-the-most-adorable-way-possible-20151028

The tl;dr of it was his best friend became his boyfriend and he wanted to know how to ask him if he felt the same too.

Read it and post how  you feel. And to answer how I found the article, I follow Takei on Facebook.

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Serious / Re: Why is the US still investing in China?
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:56:37 PM »
It's the insane notion of the Chinese market. For some reason the idiots still don't get it. The Chinese government won't allow us to tap it. The last country to try was selling opium. I'm looking at you Britain...

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Serious / Re: Far right politics on the rise in Europe?
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:53:55 PM »
Europe shifts far right?

Poland starts to get really nervous...
Poland is one of the countries that's already shifted far right

They finally learned. Sense the trend and beat the others to it.

Or maybe Poland's looking for payback. Berliners wake up to Polish tanks rolling down the KDam... The Polish yelling that it's payback time motherfuckers!

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The Flood / Re: Need $600 by next week
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:51:44 PM »
Guys pls

Also too young for sperm bank

Well, you could donate plasma. That only gets you $75. And I think you could possibly donate twice in that time.

For the other $450... Go around your neighborhood getting odd jobs at $50 a go?

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Serious / Re: Far right politics on the rise in Europe?
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:49:29 PM »
Europe shifts far right?

Poland starts to get really nervous...

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The Flood / Re: Need $600 by next week
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:43:44 PM »
Time to make a deposit at the spank bank.

If you qualify, they pay up to a grand for your sperm
That shit is hard as hell to qualify for. I doubt OP could cut it.

You never know. And he'll have to spank every three days only there.

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The Flood / Re: Need $600 by next week
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:40:37 PM »
Time to make a deposit at the spank bank.

If you qualify, they pay up to a grand for your sperm

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The Flood / Re: Do you guys like me?
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:39:31 PM »
Social acceptance is only a bottle of bleach away...

Spoiler
You're alright

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The Flood / Did he deserve to lose his job?
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:28:41 PM »
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-uber-rider-arrested-20151101-story.html

Here's the tl;dr version:

This guy gets a ride from an Uber driver. He's an asshole and attacks the driver. The driver uploaded the attack on YouTube, where the passenger is identified as a marketing manager for Taco Bell. He gets canned.

Now, it was not to or from a company function. He wasn't yelling anything that would tie him to Taco Bell corporate.

Should he have been canned?

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The Flood / Re: New Star Trek series to premier January 2017
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:18:35 PM »
Contemporary themes?

Star Fleet becomes corrupt and dumbs everything down for the citizens, giant interstellar corporations control everything.

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So edgy

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Serious / Re: Do you think Africa would be better off...
« on: November 03, 2015, 10:28:55 AM »
Hmmm... Now isn't this what Cortana was trying to do in Halo 5? Isn't this the Mantle?

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We need to kill Charlie

I stand on a giant pile of corpses of every one who tried

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I'm listening to a couple of guys talking about the Giants. They keep saying "we need to get so and so out more" or "we need to draft them."

Bitch, you ain't on that team. There ain't no we. You will stand your happy ass up and clap and yell when they do what you think they should.

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The Flood / Re: The Hunt Is On
« on: November 02, 2015, 11:27:00 PM »
There is only one answer: Ghetto Chave Hybrids

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The Flood / Re: Who gave you your first ban?
« on: November 02, 2015, 10:14:17 PM »
Duardo on the 2nd Porch Day

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The Flood / Re: Take a Minute to Consider The Following
« on: November 02, 2015, 09:42:33 PM »
Ever since the Army, I've always had good posture. Muscle memory I guess

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The Flood / Re: I fell on my back really hard skateboarding today
« on: November 02, 2015, 09:25:34 PM »
Plan 17a is a failure.

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At a societal level, most people are racist. It's ingrained in how we do things, and how we're preconditioned to act or not act in certain instances. Crossing the street to avoid a black guy and all that. I don't believe most are overly racist, but at a subconscious level, sure.

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