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The Flood / Re: You should kill yourselves if...
« on: November 08, 2015, 06:39:23 PM »
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Good thing you've never had an erection which is why you had to adopt.

You obviously don't know what's ahead of you

One day, sooner than you expect, the frank will work when the beans quit. Pray for that day, because condoms become optional.

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The Flood / Re: You should kill yourselves if...
« on: November 08, 2015, 05:24:42 PM »
All we need is Camnator

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The Flood / Re: Obi Wan vs Bruce Lee
« on: November 08, 2015, 05:24:07 PM »
please stop harassing charlie.

he will cry.
he will report.
and he will leave the site when no one gives a shit lmao.

Honestly couldn't care less.

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The Flood / Re: Suicide Girls fans check in
« on: November 08, 2015, 04:53:19 PM »
I'm sure most of us know what it is, bro.


I can't even get a boner to softcore anymore.


Oh. How far along are you? Most advanced I've heard of was lesbian anal prolapse

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The Flood / Re: Suicide Girls fans check in
« on: November 08, 2015, 04:25:51 PM »
You guys have never looked?

Suicide girls is a sort of porn site

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Serious / Re: SQS: Should you ever rat on your friends?
« on: November 08, 2015, 04:16:00 PM »
Not for little shit. But felony stuff? Yeah. Especially if it were needlessly cruel.

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The Flood / Re: Suicide Girls fans check in
« on: November 08, 2015, 04:14:03 PM »
I guess I'm alone

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The Flood / NSFW Suicide Girls fans check in
« on: November 08, 2015, 03:15:09 PM »
Checking in!

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The Flood / NSFW When you lick a chick's ass
« on: November 07, 2015, 05:31:51 PM »
Do you just rim, or do you tongue the hole too?

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The Flood / Re: What Should I get for Dinner?
« on: November 07, 2015, 04:18:52 PM »
A big bag of dicks

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The Flood / Re: God's Not Dead 2 is a thing
« on: November 07, 2015, 10:31:24 AM »
If God = Jesus

And Jesus bled when the Romans nailed him to the cross

So God bled

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Therefore if there needs to be a sequel to God's Not Dead, we can prevent the trilogy.

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The Flood / Re: Who Else Has This Happen?
« on: November 06, 2015, 10:43:15 PM »
I'm the opposite. I'm not able to think clearly until a shower, coffe and a cigarette.

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The Flood / Re: Al Gore was right.
« on: November 06, 2015, 09:26:03 PM »
Can't pour the Gore

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The Flood / Re: The US Military vs Smaug, Godzilla and Alduin
« on: November 06, 2015, 08:37:49 PM »
depends, is Margaret Thatcher bloodlusted?

Yes. To Green

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The Flood / The US Military vs Smaug, Godzilla and Alduin
« on: November 06, 2015, 08:35:56 PM »
WWII Russian Super Bat Hulk Saiyan Pool 4,

Of course

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The Flood / Re: You can't stick your dick in crazy
« on: November 06, 2015, 04:28:10 PM »
Erroneous sir! Erroneous on all counts!

Some of the best sex is with crazy chicks. A freaky chick willtell you to lick her ass, a crazy one will lickyours first

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The Flood / Re: Should I Wack It?
« on: November 06, 2015, 08:31:21 AM »
Like it owes you money

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The Flood / Re: Boy found after 13 years.
« on: November 05, 2015, 09:00:26 PM »
The most common kind of kidnapping is this, one parent taking a kid away from the other. Sure, it's not usually this long. What goes for the geese goes for the gander. He should be charged. But, if a mother does this, she too should be charged. Kidnapping is kidnapping.

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The Flood / Re: Who would you rather fuck you to death?
« on: November 05, 2015, 08:40:59 PM »
i'd expect a 10 year old to make this thread

A 10 year old wouldn't say that gay ass shit

We've all accepted the fact that I'm basically retarded. Even me.

So, can we get back on subject now?

Who is your sexecutioner?

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The Flood / Re: Who would you rather fuck you to death?
« on: November 05, 2015, 08:33:28 PM »
Superman pls hulk would be instant death. At least with superman there might be some pleasure...

For some. Remember Engra fucks and gets fucked by horses

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The Flood / NSFW Who would you rather fuck you to death?
« on: November 05, 2015, 08:27:51 PM »
Superman or the Hulk?

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Serious / Re: Texas Tech style shooting in San Diego
« on: November 05, 2015, 08:20:53 AM »
opening fire on police officers
Maybe banning Cam from here was a bad idea.

He's living his dream

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The Flood / Re: Just horsing around
« on: November 04, 2015, 08:48:44 PM »
This is nearly too much internet for me today

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This could become a reality. Get drunk, fuck an ugly person and come to cuddling them? You are presented the choice of gnawing your arm off or waking them.

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The Flood / Re: The militant online anti-theist vs theist drinking game
« on: November 04, 2015, 01:18:18 PM »
Liquor is filth

You could use pills, lines and injections instead
Or I could keep my mind and body in good condition.

Overrated
Well thanks for completely changing my views on life, I'm gonna go drink now and be a total party animal bro haha high five

Want to do a shot and then a line of coke off a hooker's ass?

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Serious / Re: Clinton accuses Sanders of being "sexist" and "racist."
« on: November 04, 2015, 01:17:09 PM »
Sounds like Clinton is worried about the support Sanders has. This is really reaching here. He's saying that she's the next most qualified person in his opinion, not that women are secondary.

But whatever, basically this is just SOP for American politics.

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Serious / Re: Texas Tech style shooting in San Diego
« on: November 04, 2015, 12:53:31 PM »
Fucking nuts.
Really?

Because this has become so commonplace I find it hard to view it as crazy anymore.

Which is a shame. Not on how you feel, but that I doubt this will get any national play, because no one cares anymore

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The Flood / Re: I can't keep it a secret any longer
« on: November 04, 2015, 12:36:54 PM »
I thought you were going to tell us that you were really the mastermind behind it all, that YOU were the one who stole the Metal Gear.

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Serious / Texas Tech style shooting in San Diego
« on: November 04, 2015, 12:34:29 PM »
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Shooting-San-Diego-Laurel-Gunshots-340219382.html

Someone's holed up in a room with a high powered rifle. SWAT's on location at the moment. Residents are told to shelter in place.

Fucking nuts.

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The Flood / Re: The militant online anti-theist vs theist drinking game
« on: November 04, 2015, 11:12:09 AM »
Liquor is filth

You could use pills, lines and injections instead
Or I could keep my mind and body in good condition.

Overrated

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