I often hear, "Chuck, you're really good at being cuckolded. How do you do it?" So I started this informational thread on how you too can be cuckolded like a pro.

So, where do we start?

First you need a cold blooded bitch, and you need to fall in love with her. Once that's done the rest is easy! Allow her to become enamored with a thuggish black guy. The more gangster the better. If he's served time for any violent felony, you've hit the jackpot!

Now, plan an elaborate meal, and have her favorite movies on when she gets home. She'll come home with her thug. Greet her with a cheerful "Hello honey, who's your friend?" To which he'll yell for you to "shut your bitch ass up."

She'll lead him into the bedroom, making eye contact with you and smiling widely. You follow behind them asking "b-b-baby, what are you doing?" At this point the thug will pull a gun on you, and tell you to stand in the corner and watch "while he tears up this white pussy."

Your nearly there! She'll insist on him entering her from the rear, or "doggy style" so she can see you in the mirror while being aggressively fornicated with. She will yell "Oh fuck me with that giant cock! Oh god, it's so big! [insert your name here]'s is so small! Oh god yes fuck me!"

At thus point it's proper to start crying and quietly saying her name and asking why. She may choose to allow him to have anal sex, or ejaculate on her face or in her mouth. In any case she will continue to make eye contact and call you " a sad, pathetic loser of a man!"

After he finishes, it is usually customary for him to assault you on his way out. If he doesn't then he doesn't mean any ill will, he will be exhausted.

Congratulations! You're now a cuckold!

I hope this helps!

It's the Cancún ad. I gotta reactivate my imgur account to send it. It'll be tonight

Is it possible to adjust the frame it's in to a locked size? I'm on a mobile and this one ad is killing the experience for me.

I don't defend Islam per se. I object to the lumping an entire religion with its extremists. All Christians don't support the WBC or those who blow up or set fire to abortion clinics. I'd object just as heavily to Christians being told they're no different from their extremists.

Now, are there things in Islam and societal norms in Islamic countries that I personally find repugnant? Yes. There's just not much I can do to get them to change their behavior.

Why be nicer? You're secure in your world view and mostly show respect where it's due. I say you keep being you.

https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/meet-the-porn-star-giving-veterans-blowjobs-to-thank-them-for-their-service?utm_source=vicefbus


Chili's and Applebees really need to step up their game.

http://hubpages.com/politics/The-Verdict-is-in-Whos-The-Worst-President-in-American-History

Say what you will, this is a pretty damning case.

Just give him some god damned cereal already.

Selfish little bastards

Didn't it used to be Istanbul?

Stop making threads wins

Awww. You look like you have an owie. Did your uncle rape your face again?

Same reason sterile people like playing GTA

Indeed.

Cigarettes and Yves St Laurent.

Just like Foehammer likes me

Cool story, hope things go well. But what if you find someone new who wants to start a family. Is it reversible?

Can't unsmoke all that pot or undrink all that booze. Besides, I'm 40 with two kids, why would I agree to that?

But see not needing to use a condom is irrelevant when you're too old to get it up.

When that day comes, I'll be too senile to care

If you go sterile, you literally are failing yourself at the purpose of life

Thank you, Frederich