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The Flood / Re: canker sore thingy before thanksgiving
« on: November 25, 2015, 12:18:06 AM »
Don't suck a gay hooker's cock in the first place

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The Flood / I can understand "Islamaphobia"
« on: November 25, 2015, 12:13:29 AM »
Too many of the high profile attacks world wide have been from Muslims. So far the only unifying factor has been Islam. With an influx of refugees... I don't know... Playing on sympathy is a good cover for infiltration. If 10 terrorists get in for every 10,000 refugees, is it worth it to be "right?"

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The Flood / Re: You know what's strange?
« on: November 24, 2015, 11:24:01 PM »
Yes, I'm the official Yelp reviewer

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Gaming / Re: BlOps 3 Story... I think it might be brilliant
« on: November 24, 2015, 09:29:52 PM »
Sounds to me like it's abstract clues, but I wouldn't count that as a good story. You yourself said the narrative was bad.

Clues, yes. The narrative was good, I said the dialogue was bad. Especially Hendricks.

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Gaming / Re: BlOps 3 Story... I think it might be brilliant
« on: November 24, 2015, 09:23:17 PM »
Holy shit. I was right. Someone on Reddit copied the loading screens. When they read it...

It turns out that it was you dying after rejecting the DNI, and all of the missions were simulations from Taylor reliving what led to that first mission. Instead of Taylor going berserk, it was another operative that he was chasing down. At the end, THAT was the revelation: you were reliving TAYLOR'S memories.
This still sounds like it makes absolutely no sense.

Did you play it through?
Half paid attention to a walkthrough.

A walkthrough wouldn't give it right. Like reading the plot of a movie on Wikipedia. TA uses the engine to tell a story really well.

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Gaming / Re: BlOps 3 Story... I think it might be brilliant
« on: November 24, 2015, 09:04:10 PM »
Holy shit. I was right. Someone on Reddit copied the loading screens. When they read it...

It turns out that it was you dying after rejecting the DNI, and all of the missions were simulations from Taylor reliving what led to that first mission. Instead of Taylor going berserk, it was another operative that he was chasing down. At the end, THAT was the revelation: you were reliving TAYLOR'S memories.
This still sounds like it makes absolutely no sense.

Did you play it through?

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The Flood / Re: I was able to fap to enema porn...
« on: November 24, 2015, 08:10:51 PM »
Boku no Pico

I made this for you



No. Bad.

I don't want to see charlie threads talking about his newly acquired strangulation fetish.

I tried that back in my early 20's. It's not my thing. Too violent. Don't get me wrong, in the heat of the moment it's hot. But I'm kinda a big guy. Always have been. I was always worried that I'd end up killing her.

She should have brought friends.

Ftfy

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The Flood / Re: I was able to fap to enema porn...
« on: November 24, 2015, 07:14:42 PM »
Boku no Pico

I made this for you



No. Bad.

I don't want to see charlie threads talking about his newly acquired strangulation fetish.

I tried that back in my early 20's. It's not my thing. Too violent. Don't get me wrong, in the heat of the moment it's hot. But I'm kinda a big guy. Always have been. I was always worried that I'd end up killing her.

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Gaming / Re: BlOps 3 Story... I think it might be brilliant
« on: November 24, 2015, 04:37:57 PM »
Holy shit. I was right. Someone on Reddit copied the loading screens. When they read it...

It turns out that it was you dying after rejecting the DNI, and all of the missions were simulations from Taylor reliving what led to that first mission. Instead of Taylor going berserk, it was another operative that he was chasing down. At the end, THAT was the revelation: you were reliving TAYLOR'S memories.

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The Flood / NSFW I was able to fap to enema porn...
« on: November 24, 2015, 01:43:50 PM »
I truly believe something is wrong with me.

Where do I go from here? The real version of A Serbian Film??

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The Flood / Confession: I am a race traitor, and proud.
« on: November 24, 2015, 08:57:54 AM »
I like black women. I can't get enough. I think they're prettier, the sex is definitely better. They got more life.

Black Women > White Women

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Gaming / Re: BlOps 3 Story... I think it might be brilliant
« on: November 24, 2015, 08:51:15 AM »
Ever since your retarded "Alex Mason is related to Master Chief" theories back on old Bnet I will refuse to take any of your CoD threads seriously

It's called trolling. And it appears I did such a good job that you're STILL pissed about it.

And you missed the point, it was about the Activision merger with Bungie.

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It's always in universities. By the time they graduate most of the students will be more concerned with landing a job that pays well and dodging taxes.


But, I do have one question. They cancelled yoga because India experienced a cultural genocide? So... No more Seinfeld because the Jews had the Holocaust and no more Phó because of all the conflict in Vietnam?  It's backwards. Maybe no Tea and crumpets because the British were the ones who committed said cultural genocide? I'm so confused

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Gaming / BlOps 3 Story... I think it might be brilliant
« on: November 23, 2015, 10:18:19 PM »
I know I know... Call of Duty hate


Anyways, I thought it was actually good, and that there was some depth there, and some interpretation. The writing was crap tier. Especially Hendricks. But in the story some interesting ideas.

One that I can't shake is the whole thing was a simulation that started after the first level. That the Corvus AI had already taken over at that point, and it was killing the player's ego to take over through the events of the game. The whole time they were a vegetable on some hospital bed somewhere, while Corvus took them over...

I think that TreyArch was maybe too clever in this, as sadly the average CoD player has the imagination of a rock. But it was pretty good.

Anyways, proceed to flame

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Serious / Re: "Mafia can protct NY better than NYPD"
« on: November 23, 2015, 06:28:45 PM »
Well... They aren't that concerned about being PC...

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The Flood / Re: Why Are Asian Chicks So Hot
« on: November 23, 2015, 06:27:09 PM »
Sounds like you need to be watching better porn

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And here is a good example of exactly why the Electoral College is needed, and why direct popular vote is a bad thing.

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The Flood / Re: Jew Jew Abrams is going full out with the Nazi symbolism
« on: November 23, 2015, 09:54:39 AM »
You do realize that Nazi's were the inspiration for the Empire... Right?

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The Flood / Re: You guys have ridiculous standards
« on: November 23, 2015, 09:27:06 AM »
I'll fuck a 3. Like a one night stand. Date? No lower than a 7.

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There was one guy in the Army who did, but to be fair, I don't think he really knew what it was or what it celebrated. The more I think about it, I think he was just trying to celebrate being black.

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The Flood / Re: I have a question about Northern women.
« on: November 22, 2015, 09:43:45 PM »
Winter is coming

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The Flood / Re: how fucked is your sleep schedule?
« on: November 22, 2015, 11:18:56 AM »
I have 2 year olds. Plural.

How fucked do you think it is?

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The Flood / Re: Transparent Aluminum is real
« on: November 22, 2015, 11:17:57 AM »

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The Flood / Transparent Aluminum is real
« on: November 22, 2015, 11:09:05 AM »
http://www.sciencerocksmyworld.com/this-star-trek-substance-just-became-real/

Now all I need is a Klingon Bird of Prey, 2 Whales and George Takei and I can save the world

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The Flood / Re: Does oral sex count as sex?
« on: November 22, 2015, 11:04:15 AM »
It's not if you can count to potato

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The Flood / Tactical Rick Roll Deployed
« on: November 21, 2015, 09:24:04 PM »
http://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/28512/1/anonymous-are-apparently-rickrolling-isis

Anytime anyone tries to use a proven ISIS-backed social media tool, they get rick rolled.

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The Flood / Re: Turns out Big Boss exists -- and he's Arabic.
« on: November 21, 2015, 09:13:11 PM »
From what I'm reading, his feats are a bit exaggerated, but based on truth. The US State Department doesn't know what to do with him. While he is anti-ISIS, he's most certainly not pro-West. In fact, it's feared if he were to come to any sort of real power, he could be worse than ISIS.

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The Flood / Re: Petition to ban Christmas in the USA
« on: November 21, 2015, 03:27:23 PM »
Petition to ban Charlie from Sep7agon

INFIDEL!!! You vile the name of Allah and his Prophet! I will declare a Jihad on you! May Allah's will be carried out and the streets run red with your blood!

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The Flood / Petition to ban Christmas in the USA
« on: November 21, 2015, 03:08:12 PM »
Christmas is the most offensive holiday in the world to Muslims. People celebrate a false prophet by eating unclean foods and worshipping false idols. If America is supposed to be a free nation where one may worship as he pleases, why must there be a whole month of this offensiveness?

How could president Obama, the first Muslim president, allow fellow Muslims to be treated such?

Sign my petition to ban Christmas in the USA and begin Sharia Law

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Rocketman just told me he really likes penis.
« on: November 21, 2015, 11:39:55 AM »
You would know, you were at the cock buffet last night with him. Don't deny it... Here's the pictures

*throws photos of OP at a cock buffet on the table*

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