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The Flood / Re: how do you feel about tattoos
« on: November 28, 2015, 09:34:26 PM »
Nobody cares about your crap tattoos, Charlie

Your mom thought they were hot.

5792
The Flood / Re: You are, all of you, virgins
« on: November 28, 2015, 09:32:43 PM »
Yeah, I'm drunk again

5793
The Flood / You are, all of you, virgins
« on: November 28, 2015, 09:32:22 PM »
Thinking what, I wonder l?

That your mother may avoid the coming fucking?

No. Your mother will squeel under Charlie's cock, and not even Verbatim will escape the coming jizz.

Your mother's defilement is the will of the gods. And I? I am their instrument!

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The Flood / Re: OK, fess up. Did you do 9/11?
« on: November 28, 2015, 09:27:49 PM »
I hope you die.

Many do. Yet.  I. Keep. On. Living.

Heeeeere they come to snuff the rooster. BUT HE AIN'T GONNA DIE
Um, stop. You aren't worthy of Alice and Chains.

Go and eat a big red bucket of dicks. I was seeing Alice in Chains while your mom was still blowing sailors for rent money
My mother was also seeing Alice in Chains actually, retard.

If she's the n SoCal, odds are good I actually fucked her

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The Flood / Re: how do you feel about tattoos
« on: November 28, 2015, 09:26:49 PM »
I have more than a few, and I think they're hot

5796
Serious / Re: How ISIS is becoming the next Hamas or Hezbollah
« on: November 28, 2015, 09:15:56 PM »
I think they're well past Hezbollah right now. They have a broader scope and the means to enforce it. 

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The Flood / Re: If you need something to be thankful for
« on: November 28, 2015, 09:13:16 PM »
no thanks

i had fun once, and it fucking sucked

Too bad. Seriously, if you ever come to SD, Foehammer and I will hook you up with ine of her nurse friends and show you the time of your life

5798
The Flood / Re: i think i've found my new favorite beer
« on: November 28, 2015, 09:09:21 PM »
Sculpin before Negro Modelo takes over

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The Flood / Re: how do you feel about tattoos
« on: November 28, 2015, 08:42:31 PM »
I have one and they are hot

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The Flood / Re: If you need something to be thankful for
« on: November 28, 2015, 11:21:05 AM »
Tattoos aren't hot. They're just a little bit trashy.

Except trashy can be hot too. Trashy can be fun. Many of you, not all, seem to think that women should only be long term relationship material. You can go out and have fun, too.

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The Flood / Re: If you need something to be thankful for
« on: November 28, 2015, 11:00:03 AM »
You're like the weird uncle that nobody likes that makes sexual innuendos towards his nieces at family gatherings

Like that uncle, no fucks given.

Oh... Does your sister still have her friend over for homework? I can help her with long, hard division.

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The Flood / Re: If you need something to be thankful for
« on: November 28, 2015, 10:15:49 AM »
Loving this. A bunch of nerdswho have problems paying women to touch their dicks suddenly are connoisseurs of fine pussy.

5803
The Flood / Re: Woman Kills Chipotle Worker
« on: November 27, 2015, 11:29:16 PM »
Wow... Next time a hot crazy chick offers to blow you, FUCKING LET HER

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The Flood / Re: OK, fess up. Did you do 9/11?
« on: November 27, 2015, 07:30:04 PM »
I hope you die.

Many do. Yet.  I. Keep. On. Living.

Heeeeere they come to snuff the rooster. BUT HE AIN'T GONNA DIE
Um, stop. You aren't worthy of Alice and Chains.

Go and eat a big red bucket of dicks. I was seeing Alice in Chains while your mom was still blowing sailors for rent money

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The Flood / Re: OK, fess up. Did you do 9/11?
« on: November 27, 2015, 06:34:43 PM »
I hope you die.

Many do. Yet.  I. Keep. On. Living.

Heeeeere they come to snuff the rooster. BUT HE AIN'T GONNA DIE

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The Flood / Re: OK, fess up. Did you do 9/11?
« on: November 27, 2015, 05:31:56 PM »
I got my eyes on you
You're everything I see
I want your hot love and emotion endlessly

Oh myyy

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The Flood / Re: OK, fess up. Did you do 9/11?
« on: November 27, 2015, 05:11:56 PM »
No

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The Flood / OK, fess up. Did you do 9/11?
« on: November 27, 2015, 05:09:52 PM »
-_•

I've got my eye on you

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone here seen the Scorpion King sequels
« on: November 27, 2015, 12:17:56 PM »
They're shit. Syfy won't even play them

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The Flood / Re: Why Is Ron Perlman The Best Actor Of All Time?
« on: November 27, 2015, 12:16:12 PM »
He's good, but best of all time? He takes crappy roles. Alien Resurrection? Conan? Pacific Rim?

Best of all time should go to Nicholas Cage.

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The Flood / Did you know swans can be gay?
« on: November 27, 2015, 10:20:35 AM »
Not as gay as this thread, though.

I'm really reaching here

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The Flood / Re: What it is with all these cucks and their sangheili names?
« on: November 27, 2015, 10:17:43 AM »
How can someone possibly find an Elite attractive?

You clearly have never had a mandible job

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The Flood / Re: Question about Disney's Frozen
« on: November 27, 2015, 10:10:25 AM »
Why do you make such terrible threads

For you, baby, just for you

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The Flood / Re: Why does Family Guy have so many flashbacks and cutaways
« on: November 27, 2015, 09:34:06 AM »
It's because it was written by manatees

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The Flood / Question about Disney's Frozen
« on: November 27, 2015, 09:31:36 AM »
When Else used her powers, where did the energy go? She's clearly pulling the energy out of water to make her ice, but where was it going?

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The Flood / What's your earliest memory?
« on: November 27, 2015, 08:56:03 AM »
Mine: I was all alone, I was in a sleeping bag or someplace close and warm. Something kept poking me in the top of my head while my mom kept yelling yes and oh god

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The Flood / Re: Lets go get them Turkeys boys.
« on: November 26, 2015, 03:55:07 PM »
Bow hunting is for winners. You use a rifle for turkey only if you are a woman or a child.

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The Flood / Re: Basically, what the fuck do I do with my life
« on: November 26, 2015, 03:54:06 PM »
I told you: become a drug mule. Sure, there are risks. But the payoff is really good.

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The Flood / Re: Put Sep7 Users In Pornos
« on: November 26, 2015, 03:52:57 PM »
I think we all know I'd be in MILF porn that involved licking ass...
Get out that's my thing

Then their'll have to be two of us, cause that's just my age group.
No, the tribe has spoken and voted me as resident milfhunter, so you will have to step down my friend

Compromise: I'll take the ex-punkers that have tats, you take the sexy soccer moms
Alright that works for me

Cool. I can't afford the soccer moms anyways. A case of bud light is cheaper than 2 bottles of good wine.

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The Flood / Re: Put Sep7 Users In Pornos
« on: November 26, 2015, 03:50:04 PM »
I think we all know I'd be in MILF porn that involved licking ass...
Get out that's my thing

Then their'll have to be two of us, cause that's just my age group.
No, the tribe has spoken and voted me as resident milfhunter, so you will have to step down my friend

Compromise: I'll take the ex-punkers that have tats, you take the sexy soccer moms

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