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The Flood / Re: Somebody on this website is a traitor
« on: December 05, 2015, 11:44:07 PM »
Oh fine. I have this cattle prod. It's lubed up and well... Tonight's plans fell through, so I was hoping to not waste this axle grease

 

Any news about Mrs Charlie?
Last I heard she's putting the guy she left me for through the wringer. I never realized how much of a ball buster she was until I left. Poor bastard has a daughter too. She let her get a puppy and then gave it to the humane society after a month.

Wow. What a horrible person. I'm really sorry to hear that man. :/

Meh. He fucked a married woman

Still, that sucks. Just comes to show she cared way too much about sex.

With her it's not sex, it's control. She uses sex, guilt, anger etc... for that control. Mostly she uses money. If it wasn't my wife he fucked, I'd feel sorry for him.

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The Flood / Re: 40 year old man looking to bang one of your moms
« on: December 05, 2015, 11:42:29 PM »
Dude you need to masturbate more

Foehammer has been working longer shifts at the hospital and her kid is entering the terrible twos.

Yeah... I need to beat off more

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The Flood / Re: What's going on in this gif?
« on: December 05, 2015, 11:41:07 PM »
This is clearly the Japanese dance signal for "I am ready to be raped by a cybernetic tentacle monster so I can start a revenge trip in a giant mecha."

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The Flood / 40 year old man looking to bang one of your moms
« on: December 05, 2015, 11:39:24 PM »
I'm down for anything. Preferably assplay. If she's over 160 pounds then never mind. Substance abusers are ok.

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The Flood / Re: Somebody on this website is a traitor
« on: December 05, 2015, 11:31:27 PM »
Oh fine. I have this cattle prod. It's lubed up and well... Tonight's plans fell through, so I was hoping to not waste this axle grease

 

Any news about Mrs Charlie?
Last I heard she's putting the guy she left me for through the wringer. I never realized how much of a ball buster she was until I left. Poor bastard has a daughter too. She let her get a puppy and then gave it to the humane society after a month.

Wow. What a horrible person. I'm really sorry to hear that man. :/

Meh. He fucked a married woman

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The Flood / Re: Somebody on this website is a traitor
« on: December 05, 2015, 11:28:54 PM »
Oh fine. I have this cattle prod. It's lubed up and well... Tonight's plans fell through, so I was hoping to not waste this axle grease

 

Any news about Mrs Charlie?
Last I heard she's putting the guy she left me for through the wringer. I never realized how much of a ball buster she was until I left. Poor bastard has a daughter too. She let her get a puppy and then gave it to the humane society after a month.

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The Flood / Re: Somebody on this website is a traitor
« on: December 05, 2015, 11:25:49 PM »
Oh fine. I have this cattle prod. It's lubed up and well... Tonight's plans fell through, so I was hoping to not waste this axle grease

5738
The Flood / Re: 16 Year Old Male Looking For First Sub Experience
« on: December 05, 2015, 11:24:31 PM »
What. The. Actual. Fuck.

5739
The Flood / Re: Somebody on this website is a traitor
« on: December 05, 2015, 11:23:24 PM »
THEY SHOULD BE RAPED TO DEATH WITH A CATTLE PROD

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The Flood / Re: Hit me with your best shot
« on: December 05, 2015, 10:23:11 PM »
If a woman dates a female to male transsexual who didn't get the bottom surgery claims she's straight, is she?

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The Flood / Re: If every race had to fight hand to hand, who'd win?
« on: December 05, 2015, 09:47:18 PM »
The Chinese because there's so god damn many of them.

Zerg Rush?
You must construct additional pylons.

Kekeke

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The Flood / Re: If every race had to fight hand to hand, who'd win?
« on: December 05, 2015, 09:28:46 PM »
The Chinese because there's so god damn many of them.

Zerg Rush?

5743
The Flood / Re: suicide bombing at a beach-side hotel in honolulu, hawaii
« on: December 05, 2015, 08:13:39 PM »
It's "Aloha Snackbar"

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The Flood / Re: ARRR YOU LEGAL AGED ADULTS READY TO WATCH SOME PORN?
« on: December 05, 2015, 08:08:02 PM »
And testicular cancer

5745
The Flood / If every race had to fight hand to hand, who'd win?
« on: December 05, 2015, 08:07:29 PM »
No weapons, just bare handed.

This is every single man, woman and child locked in combat to the death.

No armor, no weapons

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The Flood / Re: De-segregating the army was a mistake
« on: December 05, 2015, 07:03:15 PM »
Don't lie, you want to have him kick in your stall and rape your boy pussy

5747
Loaf, your mother is a sand nigger who yells allhu ackbar every time a Japanese business man pays her $20 to take a dump onhis chest.  You are the illegitimate child of someone on the Nimitz and she's the only Tijuana donkey show performer to do it for no tips, just the donkey cock

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The Flood / Re: I just slept 12 hours straight
« on: December 05, 2015, 10:48:40 AM »
He he he

Mr Psychologist... Those pills totally worked. You were right, he totally thought he slept. Should we tell him, or just post the pictures?

5749
The Flood / An interesting study shows
« on: December 05, 2015, 09:04:29 AM »
That 100% of the people who open this poll will die in the future.

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The Flood / Re: What area of the world would you nuke?
« on: December 04, 2015, 10:18:22 PM »
Middle east duh.

Not like you can make a barren wasteland filled with sand any worse though
Sounds like a good reason to nuke Australia too
Fun fact: The Australian desert is the only known location of a nuclear warhead ever being detonated without government clearance

I thought it was decided that it was seismic and not that Japanese cult

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The Flood / What area of the world would you nuke?
« on: December 04, 2015, 07:59:53 PM »
And I don't mean one little one. I mean nuked so badly that it'll be 100 years before bacteria could live there

5752
The Flood / Re: Allah Allah Allah
« on: December 04, 2015, 07:40:30 PM »
Bravo Six this is Warhammer, Target is in the open and is painted, permission to fire

5753
The Flood / Using Eggnog as bong water?
« on: December 04, 2015, 12:57:22 PM »
My cousin says he's gonna try this tonight.

Predictions on how it's going to turn out for him?

5754
The Flood / Re: Some of you Japanese are alright
« on: December 04, 2015, 12:55:38 PM »
charlie post your ass

Going on a diet? That's a good way to kill your appetite

5755
The Flood / Re: Some of you Japanese are alright
« on: December 04, 2015, 12:47:23 PM »
hirarious and originar

I brought shame to my famary?

5756
The Flood / Some of you Japanese are alright
« on: December 04, 2015, 12:22:12 PM »
Don't show up to Hiroshima tomorrow

5757
Serious / Re: Active shooting in California
« on: December 02, 2015, 08:58:42 PM »
Suspect's Name: Syed Farook

They just released that

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The Flood / Re: Worst endings of all time
« on: December 02, 2015, 08:02:20 PM »
No one says Skyline?

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The Flood / Re: Active shooters in San Bernardino - Stay safe Alphy
« on: December 02, 2015, 05:29:51 PM »
It's up to 14 dead and the gunmen are still at large.

I wish the politicians would STFU about gun control at a time like this. I'm a liberal and I want to slap the taste outta Obama's and Hillary's mouth.

PEOPLE ARE STILL DYING YOU DUMB FUCKS!! How about you just wish them well and put them in your prayers or whatever com s out of politicians' mouths. Now is not the time.

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The Flood / If you say Obama was elected because he's black...
« on: December 02, 2015, 01:20:58 PM »
Why is it such a stretch to say that he's hated by many conservatives (not necessarily you) because he's black?

Just wondering

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