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The Flood / Turn movie titles to porn movie titles
« on: December 17, 2015, 10:52:12 AM »
Example: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens goes to Star Whores 7: The Whores Awaken

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The Flood / Re: Why do all white people look like Luke Skywalker?
« on: December 17, 2015, 10:48:45 AM »
I remember that time when Lando fought Rocky in a boxing ring

and that time he hunted a Predator

man, what a talented guy

That's Carl Weathers, not Billy D. Williams.

No, Carl "Kony" Weathers is that guy in Africa

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The Flood / Re: Why do all white people look like Luke Skywalker?
« on: December 17, 2015, 09:08:00 AM »
Is it weird that I'm surprised that no one said all Arabs look like Sand People?

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The Flood / Re: Help me plan my birthday
« on: December 16, 2015, 11:17:23 PM »
Sorry, most my suggestions involve hookers and blow

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The Flood / Will Star Wars beat Avatar?
« on: December 16, 2015, 09:36:42 PM »
The goal: 2.78 Billion dollars

To date it was the highest grossing science fiction film.

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The Flood / Re: Who is the creepiest user on this site?
« on: December 16, 2015, 03:16:08 PM »
All my work to be Sep7's creepy uncle gone to waste

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The Flood / Re: How do you picture other Sep7 users?
« on: December 16, 2015, 03:10:56 PM »

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The Flood / Re: How do you picture other Sep7 users?
« on: December 16, 2015, 03:10:19 PM »
ITT: Vien an Verby flirt with each other

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The Flood / Re: How do you picture other Sep7 users?
« on: December 16, 2015, 03:05:49 PM »
Roman - Chubby autist
Vien - Chubby autist
Challenger - Skinny, pale brit with shit teeth who desperately wants to be black
All weabs - Skinny white nerds
Verbatim - School shooter
OP - Recon Number 54 except younger and without a beard (in other words, old and fat)
Cheat - Sigourney Weaver

A boob is a boob, an ass an ass

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The Flood / Re: Why are humans so stupid?
« on: December 16, 2015, 02:59:33 PM »
The biggest lie told to children is that you can be anything you want to be

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The Flood / Re: How often do you report stuff?
« on: December 16, 2015, 02:55:20 PM »
Rarely if ever. After everything with Camnator, I realized that I had let too many things get under my skin.

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The Flood / How do you picture other Sep7 users?
« on: December 16, 2015, 02:53:19 PM »
What do you picture them looking and sounding like?

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Serious / Re: Is this shit actually legit?
« on: December 16, 2015, 02:03:20 PM »
I checked Snopes

Yeah, it's mostly true. People did say that. But the REAL reason it was scrapped was the effect the plant would have on home values. Of the people in the town, the article's author chose the 4 or 5 dumbest.

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The Flood / Re: You won't BELIEVE what science has done now [SHOCKING]
« on: December 16, 2015, 11:25:07 AM »
We must kill it, pull the fur or whatever off, remove its organs, cut it up, put what remains in flour, and dip it in boiling oil...

And then eat it

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The Flood / Re: I just got a jury summons in the mail.
« on: December 16, 2015, 10:41:09 AM »
If you want to get out of it, use the attorney's peremptory challenges against them.

If they ask if someone ever stole your car, say "Yes and I think all car thieves should get life imprisonment." Guaranteed to get you exempted right out the gate.

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The Flood / Re: so did we evolve from trash bins?
« on: December 16, 2015, 12:17:19 AM »
Pay my child support or I'm calling the cops
fuck off you lost custody of the kids

I'm representing Lemsip. You are expected to be in court on Thursday to discuss this in front of the judge. It's become evident that every claim against my client is based in falsehood. We are going for full custody and spousal support
good luck, but my lawyer is top notch
I am Mrs. Snow's lawyer and I can guarantee I'm top notch.

We will see. We're in Courtroom 10, in front of Judge Verbatim.

We have an airtight case, and out brief was prepared by Camnator

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The Flood / Re: so did we evolve from trash bins?
« on: December 16, 2015, 12:10:53 AM »
Pay my child support or I'm calling the cops
fuck off you lost custody of the kids

I'm representing Lemsip. You are expected to be in court on Thursday to discuss this in front of the judge. It's become evident that every claim against my client is based in falsehood. We are going for full custody and spousal support

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The Flood / Re: Daily Reminder, never stick your dick in crazy.
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:24:33 PM »
No, 2D is crazy too. They regularly get raped by tentacle monsters, and like it.

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The Flood / GI JOE question
« on: December 15, 2015, 06:07:36 PM »
If knowing is half the battle, what is the other half compromised of?

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The Flood / Re: Dumbest thing you've done while thinking with your penis
« on: December 15, 2015, 05:36:40 PM »
ITT: Turquoise gets mad
I wont leave the site though

Lol probably not

But then again...

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The Flood / Re: Dumbest thing you've done while thinking with your penis
« on: December 15, 2015, 04:30:00 PM »
ITT: Turquoise gets mad

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The Flood / Re: Dumbest thing you've done while thinking with your penis
« on: December 15, 2015, 03:11:44 PM »
yeah she told me about that

How is your mom doing? Sorry I haven't called

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The Flood / Dumbest thing you've done while thinking with your penis
« on: December 15, 2015, 01:57:59 PM »
This isn't a sex thread.

We've all done things that are stupid to get noticed by the opposite sex. Or, done things while thinking this will get us laid. Or both. Usually both.

So, what was the dumbest thing you've done while thinking with your penis, instead of your brain?


I'll go:

When I was in high school I had a crush on this girl Natalie. One day we were all in a group talking about just being rebellious. I thought an example would be in order, and climbed up on the roof of the school. The security guy broke his arm coming after me, and I was suspended for a week.

Maybe not as dumb as some other shit I've done... But it is a true story.

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Serious / Re: Why does the West have such a hard time
« on: December 15, 2015, 12:59:19 PM »
His argument falls apart because not everyone from those cultures fails to assimilate. Most western countries are melting pots where everyone adds the better parts of their background and discard the rest.

And only western, read: White European countries, are melting pots for all shades of browns. This pretense that white people deserve no place for their own people is so strong that in 2010 Eric Besson, the minister for immigration and national identity said: «la France n’est ni un peuple, ni une langue, ni un territoire, ni une religion, c’est un conglomérat de peuples qui veulent vivre ensemble. Il n’y a pas de Français de souche, il n’y a qu’une France de métissage.»

"France is neither a people, nor a language, nor a territory, nor a religion, it’s a conglomerate of peoples who want to live together. There are no indigenous French, there is only a France made out of miscegenation."

Because Joan de arc was some arab, oriental, berber or african.

The idea of a society doesn't emphasize ANY one's race primacy. The west supposedly rose above that. The US and EU aren't about race. We are about a society that everyone can thrive in.

If you want a place where Whites thrive, join a bowling league or country club.

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The Flood / Re: "Deadpool is overrated"
« on: December 15, 2015, 12:40:13 PM »
South Park sucks, too.

You are dead to me

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The Flood / Re: How do I get this guy off my back?
« on: December 15, 2015, 12:26:06 PM »
He should break into your house and take pictures of you sleeping

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The Flood / Re: "Deadpool is overrated"
« on: December 15, 2015, 12:24:32 PM »
Wow, this totally deconstructs and plays with my notions of how superheroes are supposed to act!!!

What stunning social commentary!!!

Actually he is a commentary on Comic Books as a genre. He started out blasting the idea of le edgy anti-hero. Now he takes on the drawn out ridiculous plots and over the top dialogue.

If all you see is the randomness and pop-call outs, then you're missing the whole point. He was South Park before there was South Park.

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The Flood / Re: "Deadpool is overrated"
« on: December 15, 2015, 11:45:51 AM »
*prepares sack of chimichangas for beatings*
stop posting instead

Eat a big red bucket of dick

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The Flood / Re: "Deadpool is overrated"
« on: December 15, 2015, 11:40:10 AM »
*prepares sack of chimichangas for beatings*

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The Flood / "Deadpool is overrated"
« on: December 15, 2015, 10:58:11 AM »
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

I will beat a Deadpool hater with a sack filled with Chimichangas.

Deadpool is love

Deadpool is life

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