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5581
« on: December 21, 2015, 03:39:25 PM »
I was looking out my window as the clock struck 12:00 to see if there would be a nuclear explosion in the distance.
I was disappointed.
Yeah, no nukes. Just the meteor
5582
« on: December 21, 2015, 02:56:11 PM »
I remember when it happened. I was touring the site where the fake moon landings were filmed. Our tour guide took his mask off to show us his lizard face. We laughed and laughed because our plan to end Christianity through chemtrails was working. Just then, the emergency lights went off. We saw the asteroid coming and our moon base couldn't stop us. The guide handed out the Mass Murder Suicide Pills and said at least we did 9/11.
Then we died
5583
« on: December 20, 2015, 11:54:00 PM »
Post why
5584
« on: December 20, 2015, 07:34:10 PM »
If you think about it, it's the perfect cover. They do a lot of cash transactions, visit many houses, the delivery bag can conceal a gun easily...
5585
« on: December 20, 2015, 02:57:32 PM »
Just read an article on "Butt Chugging."
While I understand it gets you drunk faster, why would you do that? I mean the few minutes it takes isn't fast enough?
5586
« on: December 20, 2015, 02:44:41 PM »
...they aren't bigots, racists, homophobes or sexists?
Oh, hail Satan, Hydra, ISIS, Spectre, Russia, Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, OBL, Al Qaeda, Saddam Hussien, Dr Evil, The Taliban, Kony, the Jewish Defense Force, George Bush and Margaret Thatcher
5587
« on: December 20, 2015, 11:01:37 AM »
Then you need to. Start off taking cheap flights to cities you've never been to. If you have the time, many airlines have stand by tickets for cheap. Basically you buy a general ticket and wait until a seat opens up. Then stay in hostels. Those are cheap. Download a guide book and see the sights.
5588
« on: December 20, 2015, 12:03:35 AM »
Wasn't his memory wiped in Episode III?
That wouldn't matter. Leia sent him off in the escape pod with that data. They used it to find the exhaust port.
5589
« on: December 19, 2015, 09:59:38 PM »
Vaccinations are bad
I want to vaccinate your brain with a crowbar
5590
« on: December 19, 2015, 09:56:33 PM »
I just got an email from my oldest's preschool that a child there has whooping cough, and the parent had forged a shot record.
While my oldest has both vaccinations, my youngest has only had the 1st shot, not the 2nd.
I seriously want to drive over to the dumb bitch's house and beat her senseless with a length of hose.
5591
« on: December 19, 2015, 09:43:53 PM »
Why did R2 have to hack into the Death Star's computer to find the tractor beam control when he had detailed schematics in his memory?
5592
« on: December 19, 2015, 08:27:47 PM »
So we're agreed?
Public gouging followed by skull rape?
5593
« on: December 19, 2015, 08:26:53 PM »
I'm a little nervous about the cult of personality he cultivated. There've been a few leaders that have done that, and 8 out of 10 times it doesn't end well
5594
« on: December 19, 2015, 08:18:56 PM »
People who spoil movies on online forums should publicly get their eyes gouged out and their bleeding ocular sockets raped
Or a 3 day ban.
Whichever is appropriate
5595
« on: December 19, 2015, 07:15:39 PM »
5596
« on: December 19, 2015, 07:08:24 PM »
5597
« on: December 19, 2015, 12:24:44 PM »
But I thought it was going to be "The Search for More Money"
5598
« on: December 19, 2015, 08:22:23 AM »
They were a peaceful monarchy until a religious extremist was able to overthrow the king. What's scary is that this guy found a weapon that is supposedly so powerful that he tells his followers that his wishes will come true.
Thoughts?
5599
« on: December 18, 2015, 02:24:07 PM »
If her friends are of a similar age, I'd suggest a small party to bang one of her friends
5600
« on: December 18, 2015, 12:58:17 AM »
Really half a week later and he's still acting fucking crazy
She must have made him cum pretty hard
5601
« on: December 18, 2015, 12:57:17 AM »
1) thunder and I aren't the same person
2) I prefer a little more meat on women. Not fatties, but not skeletons either. Thigh gaps are usually on women with no muscle tone or curves.
5602
« on: December 17, 2015, 07:58:48 PM »
I can't take her seriously anymore now that I saw her tits
You just saw her tits?? Hell, in one of the shots you can see her asshole
5603
« on: December 17, 2015, 03:06:25 PM »
Ok, are they a Jedi or a Sith?
Do the use a one or two bladed lightsaber?
If they are a Sith, what is their Sith Name?
5604
« on: December 17, 2015, 02:52:32 PM »
Would you have participated in the Nanking Massacre? What would you have done? Would you have not participated or even stand up to the soldiers in your unit to make them stop or at least been more humane on killing so many?
I'm not looking for you to say how you would rape and kill the Chinese, but asking if you would've had the courage to not do it when everyone you know is.
5605
« on: December 17, 2015, 02:35:42 PM »
What an idiotic statement. Islamic terrorism stems from hundreds of factors. You can't even lay it at one single country's feet. European colonialism, the Cold War, the Crusades, the Caliphate, I mean shit. Islamic terrorism stems from an accumulation of the entire history of the region.
5606
« on: December 17, 2015, 02:31:38 PM »
Really though Bohemian Rhapsody is the only good queen song
You earned your le neck beard with that
5607
« on: December 17, 2015, 01:33:13 PM »
Absolutely not. Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round
Queen fucking sucks.
ban in 3... 2...
Omg you're being a little bitch
5608
« on: December 17, 2015, 01:24:00 PM »
Absolutely not. Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round
Queen fucking sucks.
5609
« on: December 17, 2015, 01:19:18 PM »
Absolutely not. Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round
There's a difference between a lady who got cake and an opportunity to man the harpoons.
Hey, Freddie didn't even like fat bottomed girls, but he still did his job
5610
« on: December 17, 2015, 01:14:51 PM »
Absolutely not. Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round
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