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The Flood / Re: Are super villains easier to relate to than heroes?
« on: December 24, 2015, 02:49:15 PM »
Yeah but suffering. You're asking if I'd wipe out life on Earth if I were Superman--well, I'd make sure no one suffers.

Because you still identity as being human. If I gave you that godlike power, how long before you started seeing everyone else as ants?

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The Flood / Re: Are super villains easier to relate to than heroes?
« on: December 24, 2015, 02:42:16 PM »
Then again, Superman doesn't really have the power to cause total extinction, does he?

The most powerful thing he has is the power to turn back time, by flying around the world a bunch of times. So he could do that until he reaches back to the Archean Eon, and kill the first prokaryotes.

He could do it the old fashioned way, one at a time. Piss him off enough and he could easily beat every man, woman and child to death with his bare hands and no one could do anything to stop him.

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The Flood / Are super villains easier to relate to than heroes?
« on: December 24, 2015, 02:33:02 PM »
Picture yourself as Superman.  You're invulnerable, can fly, super strong, all of that.

Somehow I don't think you'd fly about saving people. In fact, I see most  of you taking over or even wiping everyone out. At a minimum you would just live for yourself, just taking what you want.

Prove that you would be a hero.

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The Flood / Re: Luke Skywalker
« on: December 24, 2015, 01:32:01 PM »
Face it folks, if you didn't support the empire, you were rooting for terrorists

Rebel scum
And if you supported the Empire, you were literal space Nazis

no one wins

Shut your liberal mouth, space hippie

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The Flood / Re: Luke Skywalker
« on: December 24, 2015, 11:56:24 AM »
Face it folks, if you didn't support the empire, you were rooting for terrorists

Rebel scum

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The Flood / Re: Luke Skywalker
« on: December 24, 2015, 11:55:27 AM »
The rebels were insurgents, not terrorists.

Technically so is the Taliban

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The Flood / Re: Luke Skywalker
« on: December 24, 2015, 09:20:12 AM »
Aren't you forgetting the last scene of Episode 6 when you see scenes of various planets rejoicing at the death of the Emperor?

I reject the remastered edition. In the OG one all you saw were dancing Rebels and Ewoks.

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The Flood / Re: Luke Skywalker
« on: December 23, 2015, 10:19:27 PM »
Picture it from a human Emperial citizen's point of view: You have a comfy life, your kids are getting an education, you're watching the news and see that the shipyard your buddy is at gets attacked by these left wing terrorists that say "May the Force be with you."

What do these "Rebels" want? They want a more equal society that non human minorities can get the same shake as your kid. In fact, once they hit legal equality, you know they'll have to get preferential treatment for a decade just to make them economically equal. Probably have affirmative action in the education system too...

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The Flood / Re: Remember Veggie Tales?
« on: December 23, 2015, 08:41:20 PM »
Isn't Veggie Tales a Christian cartoon?

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The Flood / Luke Skywalker
« on: December 23, 2015, 08:40:20 PM »
His family was killed in a military strike, so he joined a resistance movement for religious reasons and conducted a terrorist operation that cost many thousands of lives. He went on to further religious training and eventually killed the leader of a secular industrialized society.

Can this be argued?

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The Flood / Saw Star Wars...
« on: December 23, 2015, 05:20:01 PM »
Will you kindly shut the fuck up about it?

Guess what fuckers: This is the new generation that takes us on in the story. You know what? Abrams smoked Lucas on keeping this Star Wars.

You got a problem with it? Get on your knees and suck your beloved Jar Jars nuts.

Fucking pantywaists

Charlie out

*drops mic*

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The Flood / Re: what's more important than physical attractiveness
« on: December 23, 2015, 10:52:47 AM »
Money.


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Actually I think you could do a lot worse than Verb as a mod.

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The Flood / Re: Did The Map tell tell Dora how to cross the border?
« on: December 22, 2015, 09:54:05 PM »
So would Trump be Swiper in this scenario?

Donald no deporting

Donald no deporting

Donald no deporting

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The Flood / Did The Map tell tell Dora how to cross the border?
« on: December 22, 2015, 09:49:24 PM »
Go through the tunnel, under the fence and cross the desert.

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The Flood / This thread is a prison
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:33:07 PM »
What are you in for?

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The Flood / Re: So I spent 4 days at a cabin in Vermont with 12 dudes
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:32:04 PM »
Oh hey, i'm gonna be at a huge camp over the weekend in January with over 200 guys.
I got ya beat

Going to prison? Whadja do?

No, i'm too goody two shoes for that shit.

It's actually Church camp, not the kind of one you are thinking of. Just one the Church I go to set up for a bunch of guys and gals to come to. Gonna be at a nice place and have lots of fun.

And no gay sex.

No need to lie here. We all know that "Church Camp" is code for prison. Specifically low security prisons. So, I'm guessing either DUI or Possession With the Intent to Distribute.

If you are serious I am dissapointed.

I'm 16, a well known fact here. A highschooler. My church has set up a special program over the weekend in Jan for Highschoolers.

So possession, then. It's cool. Drug dealers usually are left alone.

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The Flood / Re: So I spent 4 days at a cabin in Vermont with 12 dudes
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:17:40 PM »
Oh hey, i'm gonna be at a huge camp over the weekend in January with over 200 guys.
I got ya beat

Going to prison? Whadja do?

No, i'm too goody two shoes for that shit.

It's actually Church camp, not the kind of one you are thinking of. Just one the Church I go to set up for a bunch of guys and gals to come to. Gonna be at a nice place and have lots of fun.

And no gay sex.

No need to lie here. We all know that "Church Camp" is code for prison. Specifically low security prisons. So, I'm guessing either DUI or Possession With the Intent to Distribute.

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The Flood / How do you talk to your cat about gun safety
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:15:42 PM »


Thank you American Association of Patriots.

This is a VERY important topic that I didn't know how to broach.

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The Flood / Re: So I spent 4 days at a cabin in Vermont with 12 dudes
« on: December 22, 2015, 01:10:17 PM »
Oh hey, i'm gonna be at a huge camp over the weekend in January with over 200 guys.
I got ya beat

Going to prison? Whadja do?

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The Flood / The toy set that EVERY kid wants:
« on: December 22, 2015, 12:21:14 PM »



The Sense of Right Alliance

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The Flood / Re: So I spent 4 days at a cabin in Vermont with 12 dudes
« on: December 22, 2015, 10:58:12 AM »
There are horror gay pornos?

That's more plot intensive than the porn I watch. Usually it's lesbians licking each other's asses.

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Serious / Could the USA ever completely remove Socialism?
« on: December 22, 2015, 10:06:26 AM »
The US has socialist elements. Public roads, schools, emergency services, the military, etc...

Is it possible to remove each and every trace of socialism?

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Worthy? How could you be worthy? You're all shitposters You want to protect the forum,  but you don't want it to change. There's only one path to peace... your extinction.

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The Flood / Re: Why the fuck is Jennifer Lawrence in the new X-MEN
« on: December 21, 2015, 07:33:32 PM »
Mystique is in the Age of Apocalypse. I don't recall if she was good or bad though

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The Flood / With infinite resources, what kind of robot do you build?
« on: December 21, 2015, 07:32:07 PM »
If you had infinite resources, what sort of robot would you build?

Posting a pic of Liberty Prime is unoriginal.

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The Flood / Re: You switched bodies with your dad...
« on: December 21, 2015, 03:52:39 PM »
Stop

Your avatar is an Elite into BDSM. Which one of us needs to stop?
you

Somehow I don't think I will. You could mute me.

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The Flood / Re: You switched bodies with your dad...
« on: December 21, 2015, 03:48:08 PM »
Stop

Your avatar is an Elite into BDSM. Which one of us needs to stop?

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Serious / Re: Internet Aristocrat literally sodomizes Bernie Sanders
« on: December 21, 2015, 03:46:54 PM »
Literally?

As in he showed up to Bernie's office, ripped his pants off, and raped him?

Why wasn't he arrested?? Wasn't there any security?

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The Flood / You switched bodies with your dad...
« on: December 21, 2015, 03:42:02 PM »
...and now your mom has had a few glasses of wine and is coming on strong


How do you get out of it?

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