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5491
« on: January 05, 2016, 03:36:30 PM »
 A boob is a boob, an ass is a ass
5492
« on: January 05, 2016, 10:28:52 AM »
I'm sorry. I'll be careful.
YOU'LL BE ANALLY VIOLATED
This little one isn't worth the trouble. Now, let me get you a drink.
5493
« on: January 04, 2016, 05:28:11 PM »
Looks like a local metal band's poster
5494
« on: January 04, 2016, 08:21:09 AM »
But he is an overgrown cherub with daddy issues.
Cthulhu, then?
5495
« on: January 04, 2016, 08:05:48 AM »
5496
« on: January 03, 2016, 03:35:07 PM »
When on a date, what is the proper ratio of monetary value to sex act performed? Does a couple of items off the $0.99 menu equal your balls being tickled? Does buying her a car mean anal?
List your preferred ratio.
5497
« on: January 02, 2016, 12:17:42 PM »
Trick question, Q takes them into Borg space and they are assimilated.
The Borg vs Dora + Diego? D&D win hands down
5498
« on: January 02, 2016, 10:16:56 AM »
In a future timeline the two had a child. They named the being Q. Spoiler That's a Trekkie joke In this timeline they fight to the death
5499
« on: January 01, 2016, 09:08:36 PM »
The fact that you listed any of the prequels invalidated your opinion. At least it was III. Had you listed I or II in your top 3, I would ask if you remember the horrific accident that led to your brain injury.
The proper order is: V, IV, VII, VI and burn the remaining 3 on a dung heap.
5500
« on: January 01, 2016, 10:54:16 AM »
5501
« on: January 01, 2016, 10:14:12 AM »
Your mom enjoyed mine last night
Classy woman
Limber though
5502
« on: January 01, 2016, 10:12:50 AM »
Who are you?
We... We used a condom... Right?
—-
How many people do you think are having this conversation right now?
5503
« on: December 31, 2015, 08:57:21 PM »
I've been watching a homeless guy chase around every prostitute that walks into the Hard Rock. The only thing missing is yakkity sax while he does it. It's straight up like Benny Hill.
Foehammer and I are down $300
5504
« on: December 31, 2015, 12:59:11 PM »
Guis 0p iz pstng fr0m t3h futur!
5505
« on: December 31, 2015, 12:58:05 PM »
It's like a music museum that you can smoke, drink and gamble in.
5506
« on: December 31, 2015, 12:57:09 PM »
Never noticed this before now, but the Hard Rock casino has a lot of cool shit.
Now, which item would you be stoked to see?
Does this kind of stuff strike you as cool?
5507
« on: December 30, 2015, 12:38:36 PM »
The nickname stuck then? And how much does a room go for there?
Cheap most of the nights. We got a Suite for $70 a night for all but New Years. It's $300 that night.
5508
« on: December 30, 2015, 10:55:49 AM »
You know her motto: She delivers
5509
« on: December 30, 2015, 10:12:17 AM »
I plan on quitting smoking and start hitting the gym again.
What a jerkoff you are.
Thanks man
I hope you didn't read that in a cold and calm voice. I was imagining a laughing voice when reading it, but I feel I did a bad job at conveying that. Still, the claim stands.
I did.
5510
« on: December 30, 2015, 10:10:06 AM »
I plan on quitting smoking and start hitting the gym again.
What a jerkoff you are.
Thanks man
5511
« on: December 30, 2015, 10:07:17 AM »
I plan on quitting smoking and start hitting the gym again.
5512
« on: December 30, 2015, 10:05:51 AM »
Staying at the Hard Rock with Foehammer.
Got in yesterday.
The boys are with ex-Mrs Charlie
I'm behaving very poorly
5513
« on: December 30, 2015, 10:02:15 AM »
OP aren't you still a friendless virgin? Bringing up old shit doesn't make you look cool.
Charlie could fuck your mom if he wanted to, no shit.
Naw, she's fat AF. And OP, you're correct. Ex-Mrs Charlie did cheat on and leave me. Cam did prolapse my ass. I acted the fool, and rage quit. None of this changes the fact that you are a virgin and always will be one. You might as well drink a glass of bleach before hanging yourself. A woman will never touch your penis.
5514
« on: December 29, 2015, 10:50:19 AM »
Did you name it?
5515
« on: December 29, 2015, 10:48:34 AM »
5516
« on: December 29, 2015, 12:29:58 AM »
Today we morn Lemmy from Motorhead.
Godspeed you badass.
Teach everyone in the afterlife how to be metal.
5517
« on: December 29, 2015, 12:24:35 AM »
After thinking about it, she's gonna be the Ep IX game changer. She'll have a moment where Snoke orders her to do something against what is best for the Empire and she'll go Valkyrie on him. She strikes me as a soldier who wants order and honor. He's gonna order something devoid of either and that blaster will aim his way.
...which, of course will lead to her being fried by force lightening
5518
« on: December 28, 2015, 07:50:10 PM »
Yeah... Gotta agree
5519
« on: December 28, 2015, 05:18:02 PM »
I think he said the Sheriff is near!
5520
« on: December 28, 2015, 11:07:35 AM »
Poe and Finn = Best bros for life. I like the two characters the most.
Rey and Finn is eh for me.
I actually really enjoyed their bromance
Did you see that!?
Yeah, I saw it!
The basis for every great bromance
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