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The Flood / Re: I remember it so vividly...
« on: January 21, 2016, 08:01:01 PM »
Her last words haunt me. They will forever. We were only 15, and we knew we had a sophisticated love beyond our years. That fateful day she climbed the ladder. Every moment burned into my mind's eye. She walked across her roof.  More than a heart can bear. She leaped and missed the pool. Her last words to me were

Hey y'all watch this!

There was a loud smack.


She started to cry.

We laughed and laughed.

She was okay

I just could not be associated with her after that... Only nerds miss the pool.

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The Flood / Re: IYHO, what is this he best Sci Fi movie of all time?
« on: January 21, 2016, 05:48:41 PM »
Wow, I don't get why you guys are even saying 2001. Interstellar does everything that movie does and does it better.

A couple other greats include Aliens, Starship Troopers, and a good handful of others here people have already mentioned

It has a similar but different vibe. Plus, Kubric is an AMAZING film maker

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The Flood / Re: IYHO, what is this he best Sci Fi movie of all time?
« on: January 21, 2016, 05:47:38 PM »
Alien
Blade Runner
The Thing (if that counts)
BOTH Trons (that's right)
Dredd (if that counts)

All count. I agree with all being god tier except Dredd
Fukk you Dredd is one of the best movies ever made.

Karl Urban is amazing. Not gonna argue that. Plus it's by far the most accurate depiction of the comic. But thry used the drug's effects too liberally. Stop-time was cool in the Matrix. By the time Dredd came out it was cliche
Dredd>The Matrix

You're high

Jim has his own opinion. While I disagree, I respect he has it

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The Flood / Re: How are you going to celebrate Black History Month?
« on: January 21, 2016, 01:46:43 PM »
Same way I celebrate Polish, German, LGBT, Autism Awareness, Breast Cancer Awareness etc...

By going on with my life exactly as I always do

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The Flood / AMA Feel like shit
« on: January 21, 2016, 01:02:08 PM »
Al Baghdadi caught a cold at work and now I have it.

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I blame Affirmative Action for this.

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The Flood / Re: IYHO, what is this he best Sci Fi movie of all time?
« on: January 21, 2016, 12:13:19 AM »
Alien
Blade Runner
The Thing (if that counts)
BOTH Trons (that's right)
Dredd (if that counts)

All count. I agree with all being god tier except Dredd
Fukk you Dredd is one of the best movies ever made.

Karl Urban is amazing. Not gonna argue that. Plus it's by far the most accurate depiction of the comic. But thry used the drug's effects too liberally. Stop-time was cool in the Matrix. By the time Dredd came out it was cliche   

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The Flood / Re: IYHO, what is this he best Sci Fi movie of all time?
« on: January 20, 2016, 11:29:06 PM »
Alien
Blade Runner
The Thing (if that counts)
BOTH Trons (that's right)
Dredd (if that counts)

All count. I agree with all being god tier except Dredd

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The Flood / Re: IYHO, what is this he best Sci Fi movie of all time?
« on: January 20, 2016, 10:43:09 PM »
There's so many good ones it's hard to pick, but I think i'll go with Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan

Great choice

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The Flood / IYHO, what is this he best Sci Fi movie of all time?
« on: January 20, 2016, 09:25:27 PM »
I'm going with a 70's one called Silent Running

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Great fucking movie

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The Flood / Re: users who try to be funny but always fail
« on: January 20, 2016, 08:17:07 PM »
Wow...

I'm really surprised I haven't been brought up uet
Probably because you're largely forgettable.

So you were lying when you said you loved me? You used me you son of a bitch!

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The Flood / Re: users who try to be funny but always fail
« on: January 20, 2016, 07:29:15 PM »
Wow...

I'm really surprised I haven't been brought up uet

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The Flood / What is the source of angst and edginess?
« on: January 20, 2016, 11:58:37 AM »
Where did these things come from? Some list Korn or Linkin Park as the start of them. Others listing the rise of anime and weeb culture are the root of edginess. There are even those who say videogames and the rise of nerd culture.

But really it can be found to be in the Le Edgy Bible, JD Salinger's A Catcher in the Rye. Parents in the 50's correctly saw that this book would make their children into edgy, anti-establishment nihilists.

While they eventually failed in banning this book, the tried their best to keep the world as it was shown on Happy Days. Everyone knows that the 50's were a time of contentment and peace. Men were men, and women knew their place.

All of our modern problems can be attributed to le edgy losers.

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The Flood / Re: You are, all of you, Kiddos
« on: January 19, 2016, 02:45:08 PM »
Yeah, give us a call when you finally get an erection, okay?

Why would I call you? I called your mother. Twice. Last night.

Oh... You're out of orange juice

She must have been disappointed then, since you couldn't get it up.

Well... TBPH, she has gained a bit of weight. Not enough to lose a hard on, but she needs to start eating some salad.

But someone has to fuck her.

Like Mrs Charlie?

They are both whores of the highest magnitude

Silly Charlie. Everyone knows that no woman can top off your mother.

Damn straight. She charges the premium price. Best $10 you can spend

$10? That is so fucking overpriced. I can get a better deal on Ebay.

Naw. Groupon. $3.50, good for 2 weeks. Ebay's still at $7.50

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The Flood / Re: You are, all of you, Kiddos
« on: January 19, 2016, 02:42:45 PM »
Yeah, give us a call when you finally get an erection, okay?

Why would I call you? I called your mother. Twice. Last night.

Oh... You're out of orange juice

She must have been disappointed then, since you couldn't get it up.

Well... TBPH, she has gained a bit of weight. Not enough to lose a hard on, but she needs to start eating some salad.

But someone has to fuck her.

Like Mrs Charlie?

They are both whores of the highest magnitude

Silly Charlie. Everyone knows that no woman can top off your mother.

Damn straight. She charges the premium price. Best $10 you can spend

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The Flood / Re: You are, all of you, Kiddos
« on: January 19, 2016, 02:41:39 PM »
This is a serious thread

You can sound the alarm
You can call out your guards
You can fence in your yard
You can pull all the cards

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The Flood / Re: Torn between two girls
« on: January 19, 2016, 02:29:57 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Torn between two girls
« on: January 19, 2016, 02:26:42 PM »
Me in this thread


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The Flood / Re: What movie should I watch?
« on: January 19, 2016, 02:24:22 PM »
Watch A Serbian Film... While high on Acid

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The Flood / Re: You are, all of you, Kiddos
« on: January 19, 2016, 02:23:02 PM »
Yeah, give us a call when you finally get an erection, okay?

Why would I call you? I called your mother. Twice. Last night.

Oh... You're out of orange juice

She must have been disappointed then, since you couldn't get it up.

Well... TBPH, she has gained a bit of weight. Not enough to lose a hard on, but she needs to start eating some salad.

But someone has to fuck her.

Like Mrs Charlie?

They are both whores of the highest magnitude

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The Flood / Re: Torn between two girls
« on: January 19, 2016, 02:20:54 PM »
Shit just got real

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The Flood / Re: You are, all of you, Kiddos
« on: January 19, 2016, 02:19:42 PM »
Yeah, give us a call when you finally get an erection, okay?

Why would I call you? I called your mother. Twice. Last night.

Oh... You're out of orange juice

She must have been disappointed then, since you couldn't get it up.

Well... TBPH, she has gained a bit of weight. Not enough to lose a hard on, but she needs to start eating some salad.

But someone has to fuck her.

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The Flood / Re: You are, all of you, Kiddos
« on: January 19, 2016, 02:15:54 PM »
Yeah, give us a call when you finally get an erection, okay?

Why would I call you? I called your mother. Twice. Last night.

Oh... You're out of orange juice

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The Flood / Re: You are, all of you, Kiddos
« on: January 19, 2016, 02:15:03 PM »
You sound like a preacher at church who just sniffed up some of the good stuff.

This is why you fail

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The Flood / You are, all of you, Kiddos
« on: January 19, 2016, 02:13:36 PM »
Lurking on this forum, thinking what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming "chump?" Not even your Lord Protractor will crawl butthurt from his thread to mar the reflection of The thread.

Your trolling is the will of mods.

And PSU? He is their instrument!

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The Flood / Re: Torn between two girls
« on: January 19, 2016, 01:54:33 PM »
Well... This is going great. OP gets laid and the topic devolved to name calling.

What is it about people having sex that triggers so many of you?

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The Flood / Re: Torn between two girls
« on: January 19, 2016, 01:19:17 PM »
Fat girls are like mopeds. It's all fun until ine of your friends see you.

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