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5281
« on: January 24, 2016, 11:45:35 AM »
Holy shit the damage control in this thread is unironically making me cringe.
Damage control? Nah. I give shit back. Unfortunately that was the best I could do. I'm trying to move past the whole "fucked your mom" thing. Back to the drawing board I guess
5282
« on: January 24, 2016, 10:18:22 AM »
Your son's.
It was a crime for you to procreate.
Wow. For trying to get personal, you really failed. More than failed, you missed a chance for a great shot. I mean, you were alone downfield and the goalie was daydreaming and you still missed
I don't know you seem pretty mad
I deserve better trolling than this. Lord knows I give you guys enough ammo. It's like someone said they were gonna rape me, but then just grabbed my balls a little
5283
« on: January 24, 2016, 10:16:41 AM »
That they lived through?
Playing flag football when I was in the Army. My buddy stepped in a gopher hole, the top half of his leg went one way, the bottom the other. The docs had to reconstruct his knee.
5284
« on: January 24, 2016, 10:14:17 AM »
Nah. You're cool.
5285
« on: January 24, 2016, 10:13:34 AM »
Your son's.
It was a crime for you to procreate.
Wow. For trying to get personal, you really failed. More than failed, you missed a chance for a great shot. I mean, you were alone downfield and the goalie was daydreaming and you still missed
5286
« on: January 24, 2016, 09:56:55 AM »
So, you're obsessed with cat pictures and porn?
5287
« on: January 24, 2016, 09:55:56 AM »
T4R
5288
« on: January 24, 2016, 12:51:08 AM »
Capable of travelling across stars like skipping rocks on a pond.
And yet fascinated with a hole that poop comes out of.
Mmm hmm. Okay.
Our scientists are. Imagine that Galapagos turtles are sapient. One likes to be a little more independent than the rest and prefers to be a ways from the group. Suddenly a group of aliens inexplicably fly in and start probing it. To us it was a standard biological survey. We just wanted to check his diet, how he reproduces and implant a means to observe his travels. To him it was a fairly common (to us) alien abduction.
5289
« on: January 24, 2016, 12:37:25 AM »
Ok, I get why hillbillies are the ones who would be abducted. They live in remote areas and are isolated. Even the medical stuff. We do weird shit to the animals we're familiar with, let alone new species.
But why can't they disguise their ships? We could make ours look like anything. Why don't they? That's the part I never could get. Capable of traversing interstellar distances, yet stealth is lost on them.
5290
« on: January 23, 2016, 08:03:05 PM »
5291
« on: January 23, 2016, 07:04:47 PM »
Is this imgur?
Do you see any pictures of your momma's buthole? No? Then no, it's not
5292
« on: January 23, 2016, 06:57:26 PM »
5293
« on: January 23, 2016, 04:06:07 PM »
Get off my lawn
5294
« on: January 23, 2016, 01:18:40 PM »
I seriously don't see us progressing much further. Our computers may get faster and smaller, our cars more efficient and our science more advanced. But humanity, as a race seems doomed to our excesses.
5295
« on: January 23, 2016, 01:13:37 PM »
Let's use the Fox News special of justification for Guantanimo.
Through a series of events too complicated for this thread, you find yourself in a tent standing over a suspected terrorist. His friends planted a bomb somewhere and it's up to you to get him to talk.
Now, could you actually do the torture? I mean it is you putting the red hot metal up his ass, you're the one cutting his toes off etc...
So?
5296
« on: January 23, 2016, 11:36:21 AM »
If steak cut is an option and you don't, you're a bitch
5297
« on: January 23, 2016, 11:14:46 AM »
Is it Equal Rights Day?
5298
« on: January 23, 2016, 11:04:22 AM »
Loaf obviously just got his ass beat by a girl bully
5299
« on: January 23, 2016, 01:15:52 AM »
I wish your mom would have swallowed that night
Go on, put a can't get it up joke. See if I care
Swallowed what, the dust you shoot from your urethra?
Oh come on, you can do better
5300
« on: January 23, 2016, 01:08:13 AM »
I wish your mom would have swallowed that night
Go on, put a can't get it up joke. See if I care
5301
« on: January 23, 2016, 01:06:34 AM »
Reason 5: he performed his rescues for free. Proof he has socialist tendencies
Reason 4: he is anti-military. He destroyed a government drone and refused to join America's military
Reason 3: he does not persue wealth. He has great powers and should be using those to further his means
Reason 2: he is not pro America. He fights for the whole human race.
Reason 1: he is an abortionist. The scout craft was filled with thousands upon thousands of Kryptonian fetuses. Not the genetic material, but actual fetuses. He aborted those with his heat vision when he, free of charge and for the world, blew up that scout ship.
With these five reasons, every real conservative should reject Superman.
Bonus round: he is an illegal immigrant
5302
« on: January 22, 2016, 11:57:48 PM »
Will Smith should replace him
5303
« on: January 22, 2016, 11:17:04 PM »
Do you suppose Desty spray paints his mouth silver and yells his account is going to Valhalla when he posts a thread he'll get banned for?
5304
« on: January 22, 2016, 10:58:39 PM »
How is Mad Max Fury Road up for any Academy Awards? Best Picture? Really?
5305
« on: January 22, 2016, 08:12:50 PM »
Oh but I'm very real...
That was awesome
5306
« on: January 22, 2016, 06:40:05 PM »
There might be something about the T-Slit that has a bonus. The real inspiration may have been practical instead of aesthetic.
5307
« on: January 22, 2016, 06:37:59 PM »
Maybe me sitting here bored out of my goard thinking I'm interacting on this site is actually me working out my issues while wacked out on thorazine strapped to a bed somewhere.
How would I know?
5308
« on: January 22, 2016, 06:33:48 PM »
Oh god.
I can only think of what MLP in Japan would be like....
*googles*
OH GOD
MY EYES
JAPAN BRONIES ARE FUCKED UP
Doesn't seem all that bad... Maybe even an improvement 
5309
« on: January 22, 2016, 06:29:35 PM »
5310
« on: January 22, 2016, 06:15:11 PM »
They watch American Animation, have imaginary wives with our cartoon characters, try to use American slang etc...
Does this exist?
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