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5011
« on: February 05, 2016, 12:14:31 PM »
It's been a month since I've been laid.
Al Baghdadi has been sick, and I have been a good boyfriend in helping her with her kid, cleaning, cooking, running to the store etc...
But I haven't been laid now since New Years, and it's starting to get frustrating. I'd never voice it, she had fucking pneumonia, so it's not her fault. But goddamn, a man's gotta fuck.
5012
« on: February 05, 2016, 12:03:21 PM »
He really is the best hockey player, even when he was playing for the New York Dolphins. No one can get a home run into the goal net like him.
5013
« on: February 04, 2016, 10:41:21 PM »
Can I just have a mobile suit instead?
You can have your choice of Jaeger.
5014
« on: February 04, 2016, 10:40:33 PM »
5015
« on: February 04, 2016, 10:37:52 PM »
Septy, if my stupidity makes you sign off...
5016
« on: February 04, 2016, 10:30:06 PM »
Who are you drift compatible with?
5017
« on: February 04, 2016, 10:02:21 PM »
Unless you've got a microdick or you're shit in bed why would a women opt you use a toy on her instead of your penis, mouth, fingers? ?
probably because your dick doesn't vibrate
Evolution will get us there
well, vibrating cock rings are a thing
what the fuck
They're alright. The cockring works like any other, so you stay harder, longer. If positioned correctly, the little motor hits her clit which is awesome for her. The problem for me is that the vibration starts to numb me, which takes the fun out.
5018
« on: February 04, 2016, 08:35:15 PM »
What are you saying, boy? You know what? I don't give a shit. I don't even want a sound from you. You sit there in front of your tv and shut the fuck up. I'm gonna be in the back room with your mom. When I finish with her and go, then you can run your mouth. Until then sit down. Shut up.
5019
« on: February 04, 2016, 08:20:21 PM »
Several times. Usually hitting her clit or putting it in her ass. Sorry to say OP, but I am not blessed with two cocks that vibrate.
5020
« on: February 04, 2016, 06:25:43 PM »
Church.
Any particular denomination?
5021
« on: February 04, 2016, 05:36:15 PM »
T4R
5022
« on: February 04, 2016, 05:33:55 PM »
The Gay Bar Locator?
5023
« on: February 04, 2016, 11:20:47 AM »
Clearly NO ONE is remembering that there are other, older ISIS's.
5024
« on: February 04, 2016, 08:39:44 AM »
5025
« on: February 04, 2016, 01:30:32 AM »
Ever since being cucked by ex-Mrs Charlie, I can't trust anyone.
I can look at Al Baghdadi's phone any time, I can talk to whoever I want. But I really can't trust.
Does this go away?
5026
« on: February 04, 2016, 01:27:36 AM »
6 fucking years ago?
I barely remember last week.
5027
« on: February 04, 2016, 01:26:13 AM »
Just follow your desire to open your boy pussy to them. I'm sure that after a few times being passed around like a gay whore you will think you enjoy the feeling of your asshole ripping.
Perfectly normal, I am sure. Or Cis? Isn't that what your type calls normal now?
5028
« on: February 03, 2016, 11:21:13 PM »
...And you trolled his dad so badly he's in the hospital Which mod bans you, where, and how? Spoiler Yes, this is a movie reference
5029
« on: February 03, 2016, 07:43:02 PM »
OP secretly wants a giant black cock to plow his boy pussy.
5030
« on: February 03, 2016, 07:41:50 PM »
It's the kids. I'm dead serious, kids relate to those things.
5031
« on: February 03, 2016, 05:35:22 PM »
And Trump's only used his own money to campaign. So what?
Bernie isn't rich. Sure, Trump's spending his money, but he has it to spend. Bernie earned his support on his own.
That actually really doesn't say much at all, really. Use the right words and you can gain a lot of support on your own. Hell, use stupid words and you can gain support because there's a lot of stupid people out there.
What's truly respectable about Sanders though, really, political stuff aside, is that he seems like a genuinely decent person. He's just not cut out for politics.
I beg to differ on this. If anyone could do it, more would. And I think he's better cut out for this than anyone else has been since Eisenhower.
5032
« on: February 03, 2016, 05:27:18 PM »
And Trump's only used his own money to campaign. So what?
Bernie isn't rich. Sure, Trump's spending his money, but he has it to spend. Bernie earned his support on his own.
5033
« on: February 03, 2016, 05:26:03 PM »
You aren't a bad person. Sounds like she's got a few issues. I wouldn't actively chase her. She's either running a game on you, or she's gotta work some shit out.
5034
« on: February 03, 2016, 05:23:00 PM »
No matter how you feel about his policies, you have to respect that he's come this far with no Super PAC financing. Corporations all hate him. To get this much support from everyday people? That in and of itself is a feat.
5035
« on: February 03, 2016, 03:20:16 PM »
AKA, The Westboro Baptist Church.
And I don't mean metaphorically crazy. I mean do they all have a no shit genetic mental illness.
5036
« on: February 02, 2016, 11:53:04 PM »
3 years ago?
I'd open a box.
Now with my boys? Not worth the risk
5037
« on: February 02, 2016, 11:31:52 PM »
Human strippers and human cocaine
Human hookers sheath his sword? Human cocaino whets his bloodlust?
5038
« on: February 02, 2016, 11:04:06 PM »
I know his voice.
Why would a Sangheili do commercials for a human military?
5039
« on: February 02, 2016, 09:06:30 PM »
One night I sat alone in bed. A bright light flooded my room. I was frozen. Little grey beings carried me out and into the night. They brought me to a big silver craft. They undressed me and said it was a routine medical examination. Then... They did things to me. Put things in my butt. I will always remember what they said to me before they left
5040
« on: February 02, 2016, 06:49:20 PM »
You're not drunk
You aent a bitch. Woops were both liars
Trying too hard
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