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4981
« on: February 06, 2016, 05:59:56 PM »
yeah this really doesn't need a nsfw tag
We're talking about her getting warts on her cooch. The conversation is bound to get into NSFW areas.
4982
« on: February 06, 2016, 05:58:27 PM »
What did you tell her?
"Well, that sucks. Be careful you don't give it to the kids. Wash your hands before you change their diapers."
4983
« on: February 06, 2016, 05:55:18 PM »
I attached the NSFW tag just in case
Anyways, ex-Mrs Charlie just called me crying. She says the guy she left me for was cheating on her with his ex, and he gave her HPV.
Karma is a stone cold bitch
4984
« on: February 06, 2016, 02:28:08 PM »
The real answer is that their insatiable lust for one another wins. At the end of the day they both lay there, spent and drenched in cum, hoping that Cortana and She Ra didn't see them.
4985
« on: February 06, 2016, 01:55:38 PM »
Voltron can though.
4986
« on: February 06, 2016, 01:41:59 PM »
Who wins?
4987
« on: February 06, 2016, 11:38:01 AM »
Cute outfit
Did your husband give it to you?
 WHAT DID YOU SAY MAGGOT
4988
« on: February 06, 2016, 10:24:08 AM »
KICK ME IN THE JIMMY
4989
« on: February 06, 2016, 10:11:42 AM »
Do something real nice. Haul the corpse off to bed, tuck her in, leave a barf bowl in the vicinity.
If she's got pnuemonia she'll need all the warm blankets.
Pretty much what I did. Follow up: she survived the night. She's hurting right now. Got her some Gatorade and am watching her kid so she can nap.
4990
« on: February 06, 2016, 09:43:52 AM »
Vivi, I rub one off every time you guys make a thread about me. But since Roman was mentioned too, I'll settle with just playing with my balls
4991
« on: February 06, 2016, 01:06:09 AM »
I always wondered. Do Saiyans crap themselves when they transform? That much straining. We never saw any of them doing Kegel exercises. So, their sphincters have to be normal strength. Especially with how much they eat.
#saiyanshaveskidmarks
4992
« on: February 06, 2016, 01:02:57 AM »
How about you eat a bunch of smelly shit you sad sack of manure?
Right after I piss in your face.
Oh god no that'd be yucky as all hell man it was just a joke
It's cool. Besides, I'm pretty sure my piss has an alcohol content right now.
4993
« on: February 06, 2016, 12:47:01 AM »
Guys, guys. Having sex with a passed out woman is kinda the very definition of rape.
I'm not in a frat
4994
« on: February 06, 2016, 12:45:48 AM »
How about you eat a bunch of smelly shit you sad sack of manure?
Right after I piss in your face.
4995
« on: February 06, 2016, 12:40:52 AM »
Are you going to fuck her whilst she's unconscious?
Umm... No That's creepy
4996
« on: February 06, 2016, 12:35:06 AM »
Al Baghdadi just puked and passed out.
AMA, but I may not answer honestly
4997
« on: February 06, 2016, 12:21:30 AM »
Nope. She woke up and is puking and has the spins
4998
« on: February 05, 2016, 11:43:55 PM »
Curtis Casella, founder of Taang! Records and a personal friend of mine, says that GnR was the last great Rock and Roll band. I agree with him.
4999
« on: February 05, 2016, 11:37:16 PM »
Correction: now it's just me. She just passed out
5000
« on: February 05, 2016, 11:34:45 PM »
Yay! Al Baghdadi and I are getting hammered too!
5001
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:47:12 PM »
Are you affiliated with WebMD?
Did he tell you that you have cancer?
5002
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:29:36 PM »
Yo Charlie, my mom just got re-married.
You lost your chance, bub.
I think ex-Mrs Charlie proves that being married means nothing
#can'tstopthecucklord
Nigga, you single now?
Cucking....blech!
Been over a year. Bitch cheated on me
5003
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:27:26 PM »
Yo Charlie, my mom just got re-married.
You lost your chance, bub.
I think ex-Mrs Charlie proves that being married means nothing #can'tstopthecucklord
5004
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:26:14 PM »
She likes it when I lick her ass. She also swallows.
5005
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:23:48 PM »
But some of the things I did with your mom last night were definitely illegal in 12 states. Spoiler A shitpost a day keeps your intelligence away
5006
« on: February 05, 2016, 04:42:12 PM »
The saxophone guy?
That's Buzz Lightyear
5007
« on: February 05, 2016, 12:20:28 PM »
Go have a wank until she's better you pest.
What the hell do you think I've been doing? My nuts would explode if I waited.
5008
« on: February 05, 2016, 12:19:35 PM »
Okay so you remember all the time it took until you first had sex? Knowing you, I'd say it's somewhere in the 17-19 range.
Pretty long stretch of years right?
Couple more months won't kill you. And you'll appreciate it more when the wait's over.
True, but to be more accurate it takes about 5-7 years. You can only really start counting from your first sexual boner. Until that happens it's not even a possibility.
5009
« on: February 05, 2016, 12:18:04 PM »
Talk to her than you fucking retard
She's getting over pneumonia. That takes me from thinking selfish thoughts to being actually selfish.
5010
« on: February 05, 2016, 12:16:49 PM »
I'm sure there are tranny dating sites you can go to.
...but then is it really a trap? Is the point to be thinking Hot Chick Hot Chick Tits TITS SHE'S SHOWING TITS!! Wait... IS THAT A BONER? I have been trapped.
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