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The Flood / Re: How do you ask your GF to try pegging?
« on: February 23, 2016, 09:15:38 PM »
sit her down and ask her like a normal human bean

Is... Is this why she's terrified to see me eat a burrito or chili?

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The Flood / Re: How do you ask your GF to try pegging?
« on: February 23, 2016, 09:14:55 PM »
make her a nice dinner, then serve her some dessert. make it pudding. chocolate pudding

then right as she takes the first bite and admires your fine cooking, ask her if she can fuck your butthole
You sound like you've done this before.
i have experience in many fields of degeneracy


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The Flood / NSFW How do you ask your GF to try pegging?
« on: February 23, 2016, 08:26:01 PM »
T4R

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The Flood / Re: Episode VI: Return of the Camnator
« on: February 23, 2016, 08:19:41 PM »
Why not?


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The Flood / The Great Flamewar of '99
« on: February 23, 2016, 05:05:59 PM »
Supposedly this great war happened in 1999. It was centered around the game Battle Cruiser 3000 AD, and its creator Derek Smart.

Are there any veterans in the Flood, or is there any posters that can wow us with tales of bravery and gallantry in the great war?

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Serious / Re: Senate Will Take Zero Action on any SCOTUS Nominee
« on: February 23, 2016, 04:53:27 PM »
Makes you wonder. The next election, if as close as Bush v Gore, could theoretically go to tge SCOTUS. If it does, could they hear it with 8 justices?

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The Flood / Re: YFW you ask your mom for a Pepsi
« on: February 23, 2016, 02:59:41 PM »

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The Flood / YFW you ask your mom for a Pepsi
« on: February 23, 2016, 01:56:35 PM »
and she accuses you of being on drugs and has you institutionalized.

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The Flood / Re: Hitler had a tiny penis
« on: February 23, 2016, 01:21:18 PM »
I'm sure I'll be able to find many firsthand accounts stating that the fuhrer's penis was hearty, and thirty inches when erect.

Indeed. He was actually a massive penis that had a little man attached to it.

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The Flood / Re: Hitler had a tiny penis
« on: February 23, 2016, 01:15:15 PM »
That's okay, he was still never cucked like you.

Worse. The Russians fucked his whole country.

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The Flood / Re: Hitler had a tiny penis
« on: February 23, 2016, 08:20:37 AM »
That's something else we had in common.

Professor Moshe Goldstein didn't like your painting?

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The Flood / Hitler had a tiny penis
« on: February 23, 2016, 07:43:46 AM »

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The Flood / Semper Fi, Mac
« on: February 23, 2016, 07:39:30 AM »


Today in 1945, these brave sons a bitches raised the flag over Iwo Jima.

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The Flood / Re: Do you like "old school" music?
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:53:28 PM »
YouTube


THIS is old school

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The Flood / Re: After all the salt... I have to ask you
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:22:20 PM »
And goddamn that was fast
Thats why she left you right?

And yet... My jimmies remain unrustled

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The Flood / Re: After all the salt... I have to ask you
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:19:53 PM »
And goddamn that was fast

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The Flood / Re: After all the salt... I have to ask you
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:19:00 PM »
[youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nXGPZaTKik][/youtube]

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Is fixed

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The Flood / After all the salt... I have to ask you
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:17:50 PM »
YouTube

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Funny... Semen is high protein and high carb... I'm not implying anything, but it's all sugar and protein... Just saying

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The Flood / Re: An ass that won't quit
« on: February 22, 2016, 07:35:00 PM »

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The Flood / An ass that won't quit
« on: February 22, 2016, 06:25:48 PM »
Spoiler

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i'm a girl.
what's up?
Many things are up, what isn't up however, is your attractiveness. GTFO RATTON
i'm actually attractive. no wonder girls avoid you.

Get rekt

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The Flood / Re: Posting about sex
« on: February 22, 2016, 02:50:46 PM »
I honestly don't care.

I get you don't. Like me and anime, I almost never see yellow text in my threads. This is directed at those who do post.

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The Flood / Posting about sex
« on: February 22, 2016, 02:41:52 PM »
Why do so many of you react by being salty?

You can't really say you don't care. I don't care about anime threads, and as a result I nearly never post in one. Yet Roman, me, PSU or anyone else posts about having sex, and it's guaranteed to have a ton of haters.

You also can't say that's all I post about. Look at my history. I post about a lot of shit. In fact, less than 10% have sex in them at all. Same goes for everyone else.

Are you jealous? Do you hate everyone who gets laid? Are you some forever alone m'lady neckbeard who feel that since you aren't getting any that you think no one else should either?

The forums are like a buddy's living room. Get a few people in there and a bullshit session begins. You talk about games, politics, religion and, yes, sex.

Yet too many of you turn into the asshole that no one likes.

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The Flood / Re: So about Deadpool
« on: February 22, 2016, 01:01:05 PM »
Eliab, it's about the studios and actors taking it too seriously.

Okay, great, but what does that really achieve? I don't really see a problem with "taking yourself too seriously" if it's done right, which, for the most part, it is.

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But too many (typified in the Dark Night Rises) take themselves way too seriously. They're based on comics, and are supposed to be fun.

Okay, so you have one "comic book movie" that takes itself too seriously. Care to name a few more? Because I don't find Nolan's shitty take on the character to be the best example of "seriousness ruining the genre" or whatever it is you're trying to convey.

In fact, I'd be perfectly happy if CBMs started taking themselves MORE seriously. I found TWS to be the best example of this. And even if you found that movie too "over-the-top" in the seriousness department, guess what they followed it up with? Guardians of the Galaxy, a far better parody of the superhero film genre.

The Man of Steel. Iron Man 2 & 3, Age of Ultron, The Amazing Spiderman 1 & 2, The Nolanverse Batman movies, The Winter Soldier. 

Those are just some. Yes, GotG was fun, but it still took itself too seriously. Comic movies aren't presented as comic book movies. They are presented as serious films. Are many of them good? Of course. It just seems that the filmmakers and actors have forgotten that they can be fun too. Given the vast amounts of money in it, it's understandable why they act this way. When revenues hit billions, it is a serious business. But it doesn't have to be.

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Serious / Re: "White Privilege, Explained in One Simple Comic"
« on: February 22, 2016, 11:48:38 AM »
The difference between other countries and the USA is that they don't claim to be inclusive societies. The US does. Like it or not, there is a difference in how middle class and up white males live when compared to any other group. That difference is the "White Privilege."

Is it a personal attack on any individual? No. It's just the recognition that they system is rigged in some fundamental ways to benefit a group. It doesn't mean you are inherently racist or work to keep anyone down. Just that you benefit from this system.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Scorsese movie?
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:23:03 AM »
Going with Goodfellas

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Serious / Re: "White Privilege, Explained in One Simple Comic"
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:15:08 AM »
Yo where in the fuck did this dumbass get 88% from 44% to 50%? 88% chance a "person of color" will go to prison?

44% more likely to go, 88% of people in jail are POC

Not sure where they got it

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The Flood / Re: AMA: I got the best head of my life yesterday
« on: February 21, 2016, 11:00:41 PM »
I can't imagine enjoying a blowjob. It just seems so degrading to the person giving, and there are so many intricacies involved...
Most of us enjoy sucking dick, so you shouldn't worry too much about degrading a person that way.

I enjoy going down. It's incredibly hot.

To everyone else: sex is more complicated than just the friction that makes it feel so good. Your most powerful and pleasurable sexual organ is your brain. The feeling of making someone squirm with your tongue is awesome.

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The Flood / Re: AMA: I got the best head of my life yesterday
« on: February 21, 2016, 10:19:06 PM »
How old are you?

I said in the OP

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