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The Flood / Favorite thing to dip your Dick in?
« on: February 25, 2016, 05:55:06 PM »
I prefer a nice custard sauce


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The Flood / Re: What would happen if Trump was assassinated?
« on: February 25, 2016, 05:51:31 PM »
I would say, Thanks, Obama.

And mean it

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The Flood / Re: If California seceded from the USA
« on: February 25, 2016, 04:56:56 PM »
isn't california were all the gays are?

No, that's your father's bedroom
he stills gets it on more than you do

In the butt

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The Flood / Re: If California seceded from the USA
« on: February 25, 2016, 04:38:42 PM »
isn't california were all the gays are?

No, that's your father's bedroom

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The Flood / Re: If California seceded from the USA
« on: February 25, 2016, 04:38:04 PM »
Well, as a country we'd be significantly less Jewish, and that's worth whatever food shortages and tariffs on electronics may come.

Would you? You still have Jew York.
But we lose Hollywood and all those Jewish actors and directors.
But your Jew/Goyem ratio gets worse. Ca has more just the wealthiest media jews. Everyone else is Goyem. Jew York is only Italian and Jewish.

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The Flood / Re: If California seceded from the USA
« on: February 25, 2016, 04:34:55 PM »
Well, as a country we'd be significantly less Jewish, and that's worth whatever food shortages and tariffs on electronics may come.

Would you? You still have Jew York.

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The Flood / Re: My face is tingling.
« on: February 25, 2016, 04:33:54 PM »
Can I have your stereo?

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The Flood / If California seceded from the USA
« on: February 25, 2016, 04:32:42 PM »
Yes, yes. You'd jump for joy, throw a party and weep openly that you got to see it in your life. All us gun grabbing Commiefornians gone...

But seriously, what effect would it have on the USA? Consider financial, structural, societal etc... changes.

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The Flood / Re: The South isn't racist
« on: February 25, 2016, 03:36:46 PM »
THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN

What? Start a war and lose?

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The Flood / The Nacho Game
« on: February 25, 2016, 01:49:55 PM »
You have an option:

1) you can be given a plate of the world's best nachos. They will taste so good, sharing is NOT an option. You must defend your nachos

Or

2) you will be given 10 minutes to hatch a plan to steal and eat one users nachos.

There are only enough nachos for half of you

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The Flood / Re: gayest thing you've done?
« on: February 25, 2016, 12:25:13 PM »
Does fisting myself anally while sucking a cock and watching gay porn count?

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The Flood / Re: Who's behind the anti-marijuana movement
« on: February 25, 2016, 12:23:45 PM »
Pot is a natural competitor to many meds
when will this myth fucking die

Analgesics and anti-anxiety meds to be specific. Care to disagree with that?


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The Flood / Who's behind the anti-marijuana movement
« on: February 25, 2016, 09:12:00 AM »
http://www.usnews.com/opinion/articles/2014/12/08/pot-legalization-opponents-aim-to-protect-their-bottom-line

1) Big Pharma. Pot is a natural competitor to many meds

2) Alcohol companies. Obvious reasons

3) Sheriff Associations. They run the police auctions. Lots of stuff comes from drug busts...

4) Big Tobacco.  Again obvious.

5) The privatized prison lobby. Most privatized prison are low security. Just where you'd go for a minor drug offense.

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Old school socal checking in. These assholes need to go. REAL Californians want these assholes shot. We'd do it ourselves, but we're too high, drunk or eating Mexican.
And you gave up your second amendment rights lol

Those assholes outnumbered us. I mean we WOULD own guns. If we could afford them.

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Old school socal checking in. These assholes need to go. REAL Californians want these assholes shot. We'd do it ourselves, but we're too high, drunk or eating Mexican.

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The Flood / Re: I found this online journal. Who does it belong to?
« on: February 24, 2016, 06:29:21 PM »
Where did you find this?

In an online quote bin I visit every so often

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The Flood / Re: I found this online journal. Who does it belong to?
« on: February 24, 2016, 06:26:18 PM »
Journal entry 2:

Sep7  journal, October 13th 2015. 8:30pm. Meeting with Camnator left bad taste in mouth; a flabby failure sits whimpering in his basement. Why are so few of us left active, healthy, and without personality disorders? The Rose runs an autorepair shop. The first Camcamm is a bloated, aging whore dying in a California rest resort. Mr Math got his cape stuck on a revolving door where he got banned. Felicia... Rage quit, a victim of her own indecent lifestyle. SpartainKen 15 is in an asylum in Maine. Even Vien, possible homosexual, must investigate further. Only two names remain on my list. Both share private quarters at the B.Net Sapphire Group.  I shall go to them. I shall tell the indestructible man someone plans to troll him

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The Flood / I found this online journal. Who does it belong to?
« on: February 24, 2016, 06:13:38 PM »
Sep7 journal, October 12th 2015. Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This forum is afraid of me. I've seen its true face. The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood. And when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and shitposting will foam up around their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "No." Now the whole forum stands on the brink staring down into bloody hell. All those liberals, and intellectuals, and smooth-talkers; and all of a sudden nobody can think of anything to post. Beneath me, this awful forum, it screams like an abattoir full of retarded children. And the night reeks of fornication and bad consciences.

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The Flood / Re: Ameriburgers, explain this shit
« on: February 24, 2016, 03:04:11 PM »
Because Hillary Clinton is a shapeshifting reptilian

Ssshhhh!

She'll hear you.

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The Flood / Re: Ameriburgers, explain this shit
« on: February 24, 2016, 03:00:26 PM »
As a 20 year old I can buy a fully loaded shotgun capable of cutting fuckers in half, but I can't chug down a couple of ice cold pints with my mates down the pub?

Oh sorry, bar.

I forget how your degenerate culture operates sometimes smh.

Because Mama says the hooch is the Devil

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The Marines are arranged as a company with 3 platoons. 1) Light infantry with M-4's. Squad leaders have M203's. Each squad has a dedicated sharp shooter and a machine gunner with an LMG. 2) Mortars. Each squad has 3 mortars. 3) Transportation. The company is supported by 6 duece and a halves, and 3 unarmored humvees with SAWs on the turret. There is one refueling rig with enough gas for 1,000 miles for all vehicles.

The ENTIRE British Expeditionary Force sent to stop the US rebellion. All supply lines are intact, and they have all weapons used in the Revolutionary War. At its peak it was at over 120,000 men.

Who wins?

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The Flood / Re: Please Help: My Son Hates Being Homeschooled?
« on: February 24, 2016, 02:11:01 PM »
Gotta drop a JDAM on your house now

No. Nuke the whole area. Overlapping blast zones. Can't be too careful

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The Flood / Re: Please Help: My Son Hates Being Homeschooled?
« on: February 24, 2016, 02:08:50 PM »
Yesterday. during our scheduled Furry Hour, my 7 year old refused to to be cooperative right from the start. Eventually he threw a tantrum, telling me "I don't want to learn about furries anymore. This is stupid. I wish I could go to regular school like all the other kids."

Needless to say, I was devastated. I tried to tell him that the reason I homeschool him is because the public school system does not respect our beliefs and practices. I reminded him of the time his first grade teacher called child services because I barked at her during our parent-teacher conference. He didn't want to hear any of it though, so I just left him alone to do a Math worksheet.

I haven't talked to him today yet, and I'm trying not to be upset at him, but it's so hard. Please, have of your children gone through this phase with homeschooling, and if so how did you handle it?

I think you both have problems concentrating. I know a a few camps in Eastern Germany you can go to for Concentration. Don't worry about packing much, you get a free shower on arrival.

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The Flood / Re: VA posters
« on: February 24, 2016, 02:03:38 PM »
Cow!


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Serious / Re: Where is the American working class?
« on: February 24, 2016, 10:33:41 AM »
It's because our middle class is shrinking, leaving pretty much anyone who isn't ultra-rich as part of the "working class"

Pretty much this.

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The Flood / Re: arnold fucking dies
« on: February 24, 2016, 10:21:41 AM »
Kinda surprised no one noticed this:


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The Flood / Re: If you are not American
« on: February 24, 2016, 10:18:14 AM »
No. There are only Americans and those on the list of countries America will drop freedom bombs on.

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The Flood / Want to play a game?
« on: February 24, 2016, 10:13:46 AM »


You have been injected with a poison. You will die horribly in the next hour unless you inject yourself withe the antidote.

The catch?

You must either inject it into your eye or in a testicle. If you are female, it goes in a nipple.

You have to do it yourself

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Hell March?
« on: February 23, 2016, 11:31:02 PM »
And then they all defected for a single bite of a powerbar

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The Flood / Re: Oh, I'm living the dream baby!
« on: February 23, 2016, 11:21:07 PM »
Yeup. Why do they call it a dream? Cause you only experience it when you're asleep

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