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The Flood / Re: I hate nigger rot
« on: March 04, 2016, 07:50:53 PM »
And yet you have sex with several black men every night. Interesting

Tell me, do you ride them reverse cowgirl style, or facing them? Something tells me that you like to look them in they eye when they finish

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The Flood / Re: So I come home, walk into my kitchen
« on: March 04, 2016, 04:30:50 PM »
Leave the beer alone. Are the repercussions worth it? Unless your folks are really open minded, this will set them off. 

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The Flood / Re: We're fucked, gents
« on: March 04, 2016, 03:58:01 PM »
I've got a bottle of 12 year single

Goes to the highest bidder

4624
The Flood / What sitcom would you want to live in?
« on: March 04, 2016, 03:03:51 PM »
Any sitcom. Only two rules:

1) Has to be live action

2) Has to have run on a major network

Why that sitcom?

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The Flood / Re: The Magic School Bus vs Flood w/ Precursor tech
« on: March 04, 2016, 01:10:23 PM »
Miss Fizzle my Nizzle

4626
Independence Day.

Humans have invade an alien world and are defeated
Avatar?

Holy fuck

Ming blown

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The Flood / OJ's murder weapon allegedly found
« on: March 04, 2016, 11:10:24 AM »
But it doesn't matter. Even if it proves he did it, he can't be retried.


Your feelings on this?

4628
Independence Day.

Humans have invade an alien world and are defeated

4629
The Flood / Re: What do you think I should do?
« on: March 04, 2016, 11:05:59 AM »
Overthrow the government of a small African nation and install your self as a benevolent dictator

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The Flood / Re: It's horrifying and epic all at once
« on: March 04, 2016, 08:05:09 AM »
You're probably right Mr P. And I was going to print this out for my cubicle wall. Better rethink that

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In charge of Diplomatic relations?

Get ready to see him allow big business to offshore even more jobs. Oh you have cheap labor? Let me end hostilities, andyes you can haz factories

Everyone else? WTF is he talking about??

Latin America? No war, but they won't be a friendly

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The Flood / It's horrifying and epic all at once
« on: March 04, 2016, 07:33:38 AM »
Mildly NSFW

4634
The Matrix, except Will Smith is Neo.

And Jaden as Morpheus

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The Flood / Re: Why are you still a slave to the vaginal jew?
« on: March 03, 2016, 10:17:35 PM »
So... You guys have issues with transgenders... But are turned on by traps?

I'm so confused

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The Flood / Re: Why are you still a slave to the vaginal jew?
« on: March 03, 2016, 10:13:25 PM »
What is it with you guys and traps?

4637
Fist Full of Dollars with Morgan Freeman as the Man With No Name.

That might actually be good. Will Smith? Not so much

4638
Reservoir Dogs.
Go on... You should make a suggestion as to how

4639
Movies that should be remade with either women or minority casts.

I'll start:

2001, but done with all African American actors, starring Kanye West and Ice Cube. HAL 9000 would be voiced by Eminem.

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The Flood / Are you more Racist or Sexist?
« on: March 03, 2016, 08:42:53 PM »
Das, you don't need to answer, we know you are both.

Everyone else: it's clear you are all one or the other. Declare which. Anita Sarkeesian and Spike Lee are standing by to torture you.

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Why is this in the slightest bit controversial? He saw a problem and is working to fix it.

4643
The Flood / Re: Ghostbusters - first official trailer
« on: March 03, 2016, 04:26:57 PM »
I wonder what classic movie from the 80s Hollywood is gonna completely fuck up next

Beastmaster

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The Flood / Charlie to Hollywood: No more sequels or reboots
« on: March 03, 2016, 02:12:53 PM »
Since I am sure there are hundreds of Hollywood writers, producers and directors on this forum, I want to take a moment of your time to ask you to do something.

STOP MAKING UNORIGINAL SHIT

Seriously. An occasional sequel is OK. When the original was awesome and you have a bigger story to tell. But all that seems to be made now is reboots and unnecessary sequels. We don't need all this. We don't want it. You guys want to get a return on your investment. I get that. So you keep to "safe" projects. But the safe path led to mediocrity. And that's what most movies have been. Mediocre.

We don't want a new vision of Star Trek or Spider Man. We want NEW movies that replace those as favorites. New characters and new stories. Take a risk. Blaze a new trail. Sometimes you will fail.  Hell, one look at Fant4stic shows that you can fail on your safe bets.

Hollywood has shown that the potential for creativity is there. Rediscover it and show us, your paying customers, that you can do it.

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The Flood / Re: Ghostbusters - first official trailer
« on: March 03, 2016, 01:25:58 PM »
Looks lame as fuck.

I do appreciate how the women aren't especially attractive, however. Refreshing.
>Not wanting sexy as fuck women blowing up a second State Puff Marshmallow Man and getting his hot white goo all over them.


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The Flood / Re: Ghostbusters - first official trailer
« on: March 03, 2016, 01:01:13 PM »
Maybe they'll prove me wrong, but female fart humor and ghosts don't really mix... But I've been wrong before.

That's kind of a trend lately, so it may be popular at the time but I doubt it'll turn into the classic that the original is.

It's a reboot. If they cast all Academy Award winning comedic actors and threw a billion dollars at the production, it would still fall flat.

In all seriousness, I really want Hollywood to start doing original shit again. Stop rebooting, making sequels and bringing to life our favorite cartoons and comics.

What's sad is that everyone is still a 90's kid. You don't have to have seen the original cartoon. Just watch the live action adaptation of it. You're all 90's kids now.

Hopefully someone will die in whatever department that chooses which movies get made and the person will make at least one studio come up with some original shit.

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The Flood / Re: Ghostbusters - first official trailer
« on: March 03, 2016, 12:55:40 PM »
So is it just me or is the running joke going to be ugly chicks getting green facials?

Female fart humor is in

Unfortunately

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The Flood / Re: Ghostbusters - first official trailer
« on: March 03, 2016, 12:47:55 PM »
I don't think this is feminist empowerment or whatever. It looks like female led comedies are in, and they are going for that demographic. If they tried to make it a dark and gritty Ghostbusters, then yeah.

Also, the entire original cast, minus Ramis (he's dead) are slated to appear in it.

My worry is that this is the wrong type of franchise for the demographic. Maybe they'll prove me wrong, but female fart humor and ghosts don't really mix... But I've been wrong before.

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The Flood / Re: Ghostbusters - first official trailer
« on: March 03, 2016, 12:34:22 PM »
Looks meh

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The Flood / Re: um
« on: March 02, 2016, 11:34:32 PM »
Autism + Porn = OP

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