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4591
« on: March 06, 2016, 10:51:29 PM »
Ugh, I hate that stuff. My little brother does annoying shit like that literally constantly when I see him, I couldn't imagine actually living with a little kid.
As a dad, this is FUNNY. Not a little but a lot.
4592
« on: March 06, 2016, 10:49:57 PM »
The burger joint for sure. The second is too messy/gross and the third is way too casual, even for him.
TBH, I'm torn between that and the German place. I do sales, so it would show I know my territory. Buut... The burger place is very safe.
4593
« on: March 06, 2016, 10:47:55 PM »
Bathing my youngest on Thursday...
He turned to the side, grabbed his junk and started yelling PEE PEE
I seriously had no idea how to react. On one hand, that was FUNNY
But if he does it to the nannies ex-Mrs Charlie hires to raise my boys while at her house... Inappropriate? I don't know
4594
« on: March 06, 2016, 10:43:34 PM »
It's on Tuesday.
We're visiting a big customer of mine. But... I gotta take him to lunch.
Choices:
Chain burger joint with an "Islands" theme
A chain casual Mexican place
A local favorite cafeteria style German deli/butcher
He's a pretty laid back guy, but he does have power over my career with this company
4595
« on: March 06, 2016, 10:39:51 PM »
Silently freaking out about a bunch of zeros I have in English and a presentation I have to give tomorrow in that class...
For English?
4596
« on: March 06, 2016, 10:39:09 PM »
Wh-wha?
4597
« on: March 06, 2016, 10:38:15 PM »
Bugs. Hands down.
He single handedly cut the state of Florida away and altered physics so it could float away. He's possibly more powerful than the Q. How do you fuck with that?
4598
« on: March 06, 2016, 10:19:53 PM »
Procrastinating going to bed, contemplating calling in tomorrow.
I hear that
4599
« on: March 06, 2016, 07:28:31 PM »
Still playing Halo 5.
4600
« on: March 06, 2016, 07:08:56 PM »
Fucking stop
Eat my ass. Seriously, get on your knees and toss my salad
4601
« on: March 06, 2016, 06:46:49 PM »
If this belongs in Gaming, go ahead and move it.
4602
« on: March 06, 2016, 06:46:25 PM »
We never got to see them fight like they meant it, and all the way.
Locke seemed to be able to hold his own.
So, in full armor, and given the time to do it, who would win?
How much damage would they do to the other before dying?
4603
« on: March 06, 2016, 05:37:12 PM »
Sounds like a good day/night/weekend
4604
« on: March 06, 2016, 05:35:54 PM »
4605
« on: March 06, 2016, 05:15:55 PM »
Please return to your cuckshed.
To be cucked you must have had sex with a woman.
Tell me, virgin, what's worse? To have sex and then be cucked, or to have never had sex at all?
Feeling the need to brag about your sex to a bunch of teenagers when you're in your thirties is below not having had sex, I'd say.
Except talking about it isn't bragging. That's the difference. You guys act like the subject itself is taboo.
You just insulted someone over the fact that you've had sex and they haven't.
And he insulted me over my wife of 15 years cheating on me. So fuck him and you too. If you don't like my posts, then mute me. I could give a flying fuck if anyone likes them.
4606
« on: March 06, 2016, 04:57:39 PM »
Me? Drinking a Sam Adam's Rebel IPA, playing Halo 5 and listening to some Brazilian Samba music.
4607
« on: March 06, 2016, 04:53:18 PM »
Please return to your cuckshed.
To be cucked you must have had sex with a woman.
Tell me, virgin, what's worse? To have sex and then be cucked, or to have never had sex at all?
Feeling the need to brag about your sex to a bunch of teenagers when you're in your thirties is below not having had sex, I'd say.
Except talking about it isn't bragging. That's the difference. You guys act like the subject itself is taboo.
4608
« on: March 06, 2016, 03:14:57 PM »
Please return to your cuckshed.
To be cucked you must have had sex with a woman. Tell me, virgin, what's worse? To have sex and then be cucked, or to have never had sex at all?
4609
« on: March 06, 2016, 03:11:50 PM »
bro are you sure you're not gay?
He wants to be fucked in the ass Das.
You do the math.
TBH, who doesn't?
4610
« on: March 06, 2016, 10:34:02 AM »
bro are you sure you're not gay?
Is anybody ever entirely sure?
4611
« on: March 06, 2016, 10:31:50 AM »
4612
« on: March 06, 2016, 10:27:08 AM »
So... Every Christian I've seen on TV agree on one issue. Gays are all going to hell.
Now, since these Christians all say we are made in God's image, it can't be that some are gay... It must be in the act of gay sex.
So, now about hell. While descriptions of hell vary widely, pretty much everyone agrees it's a pretty bad place.
So, if gay sex gets you into hell, why do it?
Gay sex must be mind blowingly amazing. Maybe the gay guys who act like fairies are just riding the high of really amazing sex.
Maybe that's why it's banned. It's better than being with god
4613
« on: March 06, 2016, 09:32:12 AM »
N0 1 iz stonrgr thn Ka Ka Karrit Cake!he iz tru supr sand legend
4614
« on: March 06, 2016, 09:29:06 AM »
but dad im gay
I'm not your dad 
4615
« on: March 06, 2016, 09:20:10 AM »
All right, kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution. Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of *bullcrap*! But I've been told I have to teach it to you anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this... In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its... mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this. Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!
4616
« on: March 05, 2016, 12:54:14 PM »
This statement can't be proven wrong
4617
« on: March 05, 2016, 09:27:00 AM »
4618
« on: March 04, 2016, 09:59:10 PM »
Professional Whores, lol
More of a whore trainer
4619
« on: March 04, 2016, 07:58:21 PM »
When did we end up on 4chan?
4620
« on: March 04, 2016, 07:55:48 PM »
They aren't out banging the masses. They have sex as job, but it's only a few guys who they work with. Yes, they do it for money, but again it's not every guy who happens along.
Wouldn't it be more of a profession at this point?
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