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4351
« on: March 24, 2016, 05:28:23 PM »
Those lawmakers are all afraid that their deepest, darkest secret will cime out...
That they want to be brutally face fucked by a large black man
4352
« on: March 24, 2016, 05:20:10 PM »
Ghetto liquor store owner
4353
« on: March 24, 2016, 05:07:50 PM »
Massive heart attack.
4354
« on: March 24, 2016, 02:17:01 PM »
...stop thinking you're less of a person for it. Sex really isn't that important. Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying. All that matters is if you're happy and healthy. If you're anxious to have sex, just relax. It'll happen when you're ready.
You aren't a loser if you haven't had sex by a certain age, and you aren't a loser if you had sex too early. TBPH, it really isn't that big of a deal.
4355
« on: March 24, 2016, 10:56:25 AM »
You still haven't provided a reason it is bad.
4356
« on: March 24, 2016, 10:41:05 AM »
Seriously, what is it with you and sex?
That I talk about it at all? What is it with your reaction when I do? OH TEH NOES CHARLEY IS PSTING BOUT PEEPEES AND GIRLS PEEHOLES!!!I post about having sex every so often. Get over it. This isn't a Disney approved Christian chat site. This is the Flood.
4357
« on: March 24, 2016, 08:05:04 AM »
Ugh. I told you, she just wanted to have fun. I said just relax and go with it. Stop being so formal about it. She knows you're into her. She let you finger her. Now... I dunno. You made it serious. If she wants that, you'll be ok. If she didn't , well... Welcome to the friendzone.
You'll have other ones come along. Just relax and let things happen. You will NEVER be able to control the situation. The best you can do is be like a surfer. You pick your wave and go with it. You can't control women any more than a surfer can control the wave. You just paddle out, pick one you think you can do and have fun.
That's my two cents
That's a somewhat good analogy. Though I kinda got it was a "just fuck it and be done" vibe from it.
It's a just go with it vibe. I never said "and be done." I said just go with it. She wanted to fuck. So, in this instance, yes. Go and fuck. But not stop there.
4358
« on: March 24, 2016, 12:32:08 AM »
I don't understand why the UN can't set up camps in Egypt or other closer countries. There's no reason why they need apartments and jobs. It's supposed to be a short term affair. Setting them up in host countries as citizens doesn't really help. There supposed to go home eventually.
On top of this it just opens up the host countries to terrorism and disease. Terrorism is self explanatory, but disease isn't. Let's face it, Syria doesn't have the healthcare system Europe does. They don't have the vaccinations Europeans do. They are bringing disease with them. Also, let's face it, they aren't from countries that are as liberal as Europe. There is bound to be culture shock which is as harmful to them as us.
4359
« on: March 23, 2016, 11:55:17 PM »
GOD damn this is something straight out of the dark crevasses of Stephen King's aged leathery skin
Haters Gonna hate Haters Gonna hate Your momma's gonna hate Swag Swag Swag Swag Holler when you need me Holler when you need reefer
4360
« on: March 23, 2016, 11:48:41 PM »
OH man this shit is like something straight out of a Stephen King animated sunday afternoon cartoon
Haters Gonna hate Haters Gonna hate Your momma's gonna hate Swag Swag Swag Swag Holler when you need me Holler when you need reefer
4361
« on: March 23, 2016, 11:47:50 PM »
Holy sHit this thread is as if STephen King Came Back from the Grave
Haters gonna hate Haters gonna hate Bitches gonna hate Swag Swag Swag Swag Holla if you need me Holla if you need reefer
4362
« on: March 23, 2016, 10:56:02 PM »
Used to. Now, I'm ok.
4363
« on: March 23, 2016, 10:55:13 PM »
If you do, you should rethink eating sushi you fucking savage.
Wasabe, while delicious, is reserved for fish that is strong tasting and unpleasant to you. Soy is for flavor and only the fish should be dipped.
It's ok to eat with your hands. Just stop with the slurry.
Charlie has spoken
4364
« on: March 23, 2016, 10:52:26 PM »
I keep the knife in my right, but switch to put it in my mouth. If I'm home or in a relaxed place, I'll cut everything up first and then eat.
4365
« on: March 23, 2016, 10:49:44 PM »
Ugh. I told you, she just wanted to have fun. I said just relax and go with it. Stop being so formal about it. She knows you're into her. She let you finger her. Now... I dunno. You made it serious. If she wants that, you'll be ok. If she didn't , well... Welcome to the friendzone.
You'll have other ones come along. Just relax and let things happen. You will NEVER be able to control the situation. The best you can do is be like a surfer. You pick your wave and go with it. You can't control women any more than a surfer can control the wave. You just paddle out, pick one you think you can do and have fun.
That's my two cents
4366
« on: March 23, 2016, 08:49:40 PM »
4367
« on: March 23, 2016, 08:43:53 PM »
I'd rather put my dick in a blender
You got problems, son. In a choice between fucking a fat chick and painfully removing your penis... You chose removal. Wow
I'm not Roman
You make this out like it's the sane choice to grind your dick off
4368
« on: March 23, 2016, 08:42:55 PM »
Haters Gonna hate
Haters Gonna hate
Your momma's gonna hate
Swag
Swag
Swag
Swag
Holler when you need me
Holler when you need reefer
4369
« on: March 23, 2016, 08:06:14 PM »
I'd rather put my dick in a blender
You got problems, son. In a choice between fucking a fat chick and painfully removing your penis... You chose removal. Wow
4370
« on: March 23, 2016, 08:03:44 PM »
You're going to get what you deserve
Post edgy song lyrics
4371
« on: March 23, 2016, 04:36:02 PM »
I think there are exactly 11 deities responsible for creation.
4372
« on: March 23, 2016, 04:31:33 PM »
Can it be proved that monotheistic religions are on the right track? Maybe the Greeks had it right...
4373
« on: March 23, 2016, 10:23:12 AM »
She's not gonna be your girlfriend. Just 12 hours or so of hardcore porn style fucking.
4374
« on: March 23, 2016, 12:06:14 AM »
15 FUCKING YEARS OLD? WHAT THE FUCK.
SERIOUSLY You COULD BE MY KID
4375
« on: March 23, 2016, 12:01:24 AM »
Yo dawgs! You heard I like Xzibit. I want a Xzibit in a Xzibit so I can listen to Xzibit while I'm listening to Xzibit
4376
« on: March 22, 2016, 11:27:15 PM »
Just saw the battle for Alexandria.
Holy Shit.
Daryl blows up the Saviors... The blonde and her kid end up Zombie Chow... Coral loses an eye... Rick goes Rambo...
That's fucking awesome. Single best episode on any show I've seen.
4377
« on: March 22, 2016, 08:45:31 PM »
This is a male who likes Anime, MLP and is a Furry.
4378
« on: March 22, 2016, 08:19:24 PM »
Fair point. She'd make a good assassin since she's got a map that can track whatever it feels like.
What do you think is in her magic backpack?
She'll pop a bitch as soon as the kids point out that he's right behind her.
More like this 
4379
« on: March 22, 2016, 08:17:47 PM »
Nothing a little ECT won't fix. Sure, the electric bill is high, but no fur faggotry in your home
4380
« on: March 22, 2016, 07:58:46 PM »
Your mothers pray at the alter of my cock
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