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The Flood / Re: Going to a bar alone for the first time
« on: March 26, 2016, 07:31:46 PM »
Just be open and don't take rejection to heart

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The Flood / Which politician would you dick punch?
« on: March 26, 2016, 07:21:29 PM »
They can be currently in office or running for office.


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The Flood / Re: Oh shit. I done fucked up and there's ISIS around
« on: March 26, 2016, 06:11:27 PM »
Oh no. I fucked up bad.

I asked if they had a bacon cheeseburger.

The waiter said the didn't. Did I set off a terrorist attack?

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The Flood / Re: Mansplaining
« on: March 26, 2016, 06:09:54 PM »
Wait... WItwaitwait

Are the "Feminists" on tumblr actually saying only men talk down to people? Being a condescending ass has nothing to do with sex or gender.

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The Flood / Oh shit. I done fucked up and there's ISIS around
« on: March 26, 2016, 05:33:11 PM »
I go to a restaurant with my gal. I look on the menu and THERE ARE KABOBS. I look closer at the waiter, and I am sure he's Arab or Persian. Behind the counter there's another one holding a knife!

I've been lured to an ISIS stronghold and they're obviously planning on cutting my head off.

Another patron here mumbled something something -bar. Probably Allahu Akbar. The waiter just pointed to a square table that has various bowls of fluids and salads. I bet it's a bomb making station.

Quick! What do I do?? Can I call the Marines?

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Fair question

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The Flood / Camacho 2016. Murrica's gettin more awesomer again
« on: March 26, 2016, 12:51:08 PM »

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The Flood / Exactly how will Trump make America great again?
« on: March 26, 2016, 10:39:15 AM »
Aside from the wall and okaying torture, he hasn't really elaborated on what his actual plans are. Will he, for example, put tariffs on companies' products who offshored American jobs? Essentially forcing them to bring manufacturing back?  Will he simplify the Tax Code or change it to something more conducive to business?

What is he saying the plan is?

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The Flood / Re: FUUUUCK. both kids have Hand, Foot and Mouth disease
« on: March 26, 2016, 01:41:29 AM »
All you gotta be is cool. Don't judge and you're cool.

Thanks for the tip.

Happy to help

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else just tired of living?
« on: March 26, 2016, 01:39:12 AM »
Deci, you've been lied to. Our bullshit nanny society has taught you that the world is a dangerous place and the only safe and fulfilling path is to get a bullshit dead end job that contributes and goes nowhere.

There's a world right outside your door that obeys no rules other than those you set. Everyone shits on your generation for being entitled while denying you what you are truly entitled to. Your life is truly your own and you can really make it what you will.

The whole point of this existence is to learn and to love. To live. You have no rules, no right way or wrong way to live.  It's terrifying at first, I understand that. But your life is out there. In the tall grass. In those places you can't see, where you can be hurt.

Everyone faces their last moments alone. Whether you are surrounded by loved ones or by strangers. You make that final journey all by yourself. It's up to you if it's filled with regret or excitement.

If I died tomorrow, you know my only regret? That I wouldn't be there to tell my boys this. So, let me tell you:

Your future is unwritten. The monotony of your existence is your own creation. You only need one moment of courage to break the chains and be who you really are.

If you want to travel, then work for that. If you want to make a game, go and do it. If you want that moment of everyone cheering your name cause you killed your solo, then make it your life's goal.

Live like you'll die tomorrow.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else just tired of living?
« on: March 26, 2016, 01:08:01 AM »
Deci, I understand. But think about it. You could expand your horizons.

It sounds like you are in a rut. You know tomorrow will be just like today. A never ending groundhogs day. All I can say is to shake things up and step out of your comfort zone.

I definitely want to travel, but I don't want to turn into a Roman by fucking a random girl I hardly know. You see where I'm going with this?

That and women are people as well. Well to me they are, I know some guys here only see them as fuck toys.

Being dead serious, I just busted up laughing.

But, he'd try to wife them.

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The Flood / Re: FUUUUCK. both kids have Hand, Foot and Mouth disease
« on: March 26, 2016, 01:06:36 AM »
All you gotta be is cool. Don't judge and you're cool.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else just tired of living?
« on: March 26, 2016, 01:01:45 AM »
Deci, I understand. But think about it. You could expand your horizons.

It sounds like you are in a rut. You know tomorrow will be just like today. A never ending groundhogs day. All I can say is to shake things up and step out of your comfort zone.

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The Flood / Re: FUUUUCK. both kids have Hand, Foot and Mouth disease
« on: March 26, 2016, 12:58:28 AM »
See now, everyone, this is what happens when you marry a Jew.

Actually... They did catch it from a Jewish kid at the JCC my oldest attends for preschool
SEE? I FUCKING KNEW IT! IT'S THE KIKES! IT'S ALWAYS THE KIKES!

Das IRL



I'm happy I brought back this awesome movie

I'm happy that you reminded me that I own this movie.

I know right? It was on the other night. It adequately shows what's wrong.

Dude, the fucking Mexicans in that movie. The gangsters.... I wish that was just a stereotype. People like that actually exist in LA. They're subhuman.

I know this because I've been to LA before.

I live in San Diego. Vatos are real. Their cool as fuck when they get to know you. But God help you if they don't know you.

Tbh I don't think I want to really be their friend. I just want to stay out of that kind of shit.

It's not all that bad when you are considered La Familia. They tend to listen and they'll move heaven and earth to take care of you. You get asked questions on how to do shit, and they tell you how to do stuff you wouldn't learn.

I learned how to do a bunch of shit when I just explained how to do taxes. Enrique got fucked year after year. I helped and now he'd stab someone if they looked at my kid sideways. Plus, I learned about how to do proper framing.

I dunno man. Be careful. Most people on this earth, especially if they're in a gang are likely to stab you in the back later on at some point.



Don't think you can be anything like William Foster and handle guys like these. These people if they find reason will not only rob you, but they'll fucking kill you.

But hey, I have severe trust issues with most people, but people like these, chances are I'll be dead before I can make my escape.

With poor Mexican vatos? Like I said, when you're La Familia? They'll move heaven and earth to make sure you're cool. Just do not, under ANY circumstances, fuck them over.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else just tired of living?
« on: March 26, 2016, 12:56:14 AM »
Deci, you want an experience to focus for?

Amsterdam.

Go for New Years

Thought about going to Europe at some point during the summer, but the terrorist attacks have made me reconsider.

Don't reconsider. You could get mugged and stabbed in the neck tomorrow night walking to your car. The odds of you dying in a terrorist attack is next to nothing.

Travel is its own reward.

Plus... Dutch girls know how repressed their American counterparts are. They try to make it up to you. Freaky sex is just where it starts.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else just tired of living?
« on: March 26, 2016, 12:45:30 AM »
Deci, you want an experience to focus for?

Amsterdam.

Go for New Years

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The Flood / Re: FUUUUCK. both kids have Hand, Foot and Mouth disease
« on: March 26, 2016, 12:44:03 AM »
See now, everyone, this is what happens when you marry a Jew.

Actually... They did catch it from a Jewish kid at the JCC my oldest attends for preschool
SEE? I FUCKING KNEW IT! IT'S THE KIKES! IT'S ALWAYS THE KIKES!

Das IRL



I'm happy I brought back this awesome movie

I'm happy that you reminded me that I own this movie.

I know right? It was on the other night. It adequately shows what's wrong.

Dude, the fucking Mexicans in that movie. The gangsters.... I wish that was just a stereotype. People like that actually exist in LA. They're subhuman.

I know this because I've been to LA before.

I live in San Diego. Vatos are real. Their cool as fuck when they get to know you. But God help you if they don't know you.

Tbh I don't think I want to really be their friend. I just want to stay out of that kind of shit.

It's not all that bad when you are considered La Familia. They tend to listen and they'll move heaven and earth to take care of you. You get asked questions on how to do shit, and they tell you how to do stuff you wouldn't learn.

I learned how to do a bunch of shit when I just explained how to do taxes. Enrique got fucked year after year. I helped and now he'd stab someone if they looked at my kid sideways. Plus, I learned about how to do proper framing.

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The Flood / Re: FUUUUCK. both kids have Hand, Foot and Mouth disease
« on: March 26, 2016, 12:38:04 AM »
See now, everyone, this is what happens when you marry a Jew.

Actually... They did catch it from a Jewish kid at the JCC my oldest attends for preschool
SEE? I FUCKING KNEW IT! IT'S THE KIKES! IT'S ALWAYS THE KIKES!

Das IRL



I'm happy I brought back this awesome movie

I'm happy that you reminded me that I own this movie.

I know right? It was on the other night. It adequately shows what's wrong.

Dude, the fucking Mexicans in that movie. The gangsters.... I wish that was just a stereotype. People like that actually exist in LA. They're subhuman.

I know this because I've been to LA before.

I luve in San Diego. Vatos are real. Their cool as fuck when they get to know you. But God help you if they don't know you.

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The Flood / Re: FUUUUCK. both kids have Hand, Foot and Mouth disease
« on: March 26, 2016, 12:35:56 AM »
You know what the worst part is, guys?

It makes you a fucking hypochondriac. You get an itch near your mouth and you go running to the mirror to make sure you aren't getting the blisters.

There are several things left out of the "Hey, be a daddy" brochure. One are these weird viruses kids get. Another is that even infants get boners.

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA CLEAN SHIT OF HIS BALLS IF HE'S BLASTING WOOD? Answer me that Batman.

But anyways... Having kids is a trip

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The Flood / Re: FUUUUCK. both kids have Hand, Foot and Mouth disease
« on: March 26, 2016, 12:30:15 AM »
See now, everyone, this is what happens when you marry a Jew.

Actually... They did catch it from a Jewish kid at the JCC my oldest attends for preschool
SEE? I FUCKING KNEW IT! IT'S THE KIKES! IT'S ALWAYS THE KIKES!

Das IRL



I'm happy I brought back this awesome movie

I'm happy that you reminded me that I own this movie.

I know right? It was on the other night. It adequately shows what's wrong.

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The Flood / Re: FUUUUCK. both kids have Hand, Foot and Mouth disease
« on: March 26, 2016, 12:27:01 AM »
See now, everyone, this is what happens when you marry a Jew.

Actually... They did catch it from a Jewish kid at the JCC my oldest attends for preschool
SEE? I FUCKING KNEW IT! IT'S THE KIKES! IT'S ALWAYS THE KIKES!

Das IRL



I'm happy I brought back this awesome movie

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The Flood / Re: Question for those who saw Batman v Superman
« on: March 26, 2016, 12:22:12 AM »
Wait...the general consensus is that BvS is Hulk teir?

Wow.

I'm still going to see it. But wow.

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The Flood / Re: What countries have you been to?
« on: March 26, 2016, 12:20:30 AM »
Mexico
The UK
France
The Netherlands
Spain
Morocco
Italy
The Czech Republic
Poland
Scotland
Germany
China
Thailand
Vietnam
Cambodia
Sweden
Denmark
Russia
How many wars have you experienced?

Believe it or not, none. I was in 94-98. Clinton era. Only the Rangers and 10th Mountain saw anything then

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else just tired of living?
« on: March 25, 2016, 10:47:39 PM »
Life has these moments. Valleys between tge peaks. What defines you is how you start climbing again.

Pick three goals. One for the end of the week, one for the end of summer and one for the end of the year. Have them be something exciting. And work for those. Focus on them.

Its got to be feasible though.

Of course. They have to be achievable. But, they have to be big enough to get excited over.

Example: Al Baghdadi and I are setting a goal to go to Hawaii in July. We don't have tge funds yet, but we know we can. It gives us a reason to work a little harder.

Al Baghdadi?

The Flood chose the online nickname for my GF

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The Flood / Re: Question for those who saw Batman v Superman
« on: March 25, 2016, 10:46:25 PM »
I've been wondering why it's a v instead of a vs

I forget who said it, but the reason is that it's supposed to be a battle of ideologies, like in a court case.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else just tired of living?
« on: March 25, 2016, 10:44:40 PM »
Life has these moments. Valleys between tge peaks. What defines you is how you start climbing again.

Pick three goals. One for the end of the week, one for the end of summer and one for the end of the year. Have them be something exciting. And work for those. Focus on them.

Its got to be feasible though.

Of course. They have to be achievable. But, they have to be big enough to get excited over.

Example: Al Baghdadi and I are setting a goal to go to Hawaii in July. We don't have tge funds yet, but we know we can. It gives us a reason to work a little harder.

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The Flood / Re: How would you fix the current state of the DCCU?
« on: March 25, 2016, 10:17:36 PM »
Make it a high production porn.

The Legion of Supercock

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The Flood / Re: Germany or the U.S.
« on: March 25, 2016, 10:09:04 PM »
I'm gonna say the US. Germany is awesome, don't get me wrong. But the US is just a little bit better

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else just tired of living?
« on: March 25, 2016, 10:07:44 PM »
Life has these moments. Valleys between tge peaks. What defines you is how you start climbing again.

Pick three goals. One for the end of the week, one for the end of summer and one for the end of the year. Have them be something exciting. And work for those. Focus on them.

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The Flood / Re: Gonna be a chill night
« on: March 25, 2016, 10:04:31 PM »
My kids both have hand foot and mouth disease. I'm in for a week

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