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The Flood / Re: Favorite medieval weapon?
« on: April 03, 2016, 07:35:34 PM »
Ser Robert Strong


Spoiler
con-fucking-firmed
#gethype

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The Flood / Your Zombie Apocalypse load out
« on: April 03, 2016, 06:01:42 PM »
In honor of the Season 6 finale of The Walking Dead, I'm asking what you want to carry at the end of the world.

Keep in mind weight, ammo availability, and how practical it is in a diverse range of circumstances.

The zombie apocalypse is what we see on The Walking Dead. Zombies are the rotting shamblers, and people will try to kill you to take your stuff.

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The Flood / Re: Saddest movie deaths?
« on: April 03, 2016, 02:16:41 PM »
I don't know if I believe that Russian airstrike conversation.

I don't doubt he called an airstrike on himself but that whole exchange looks fabricated.

It does look a bit propaganda-ish.

No, the soldier is just patriotic and loves his country. How hard is that to understand?

It fills two purposes. It equates family and country; and it demonizes the opposition.

This may have been real, but it seems a bit like propaganda.

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The Flood / Re: Saddest movie deaths?
« on: April 03, 2016, 12:47:03 PM »
I don't know if I believe that Russian airstrike conversation.

I don't doubt he called an airstrike on himself but that whole exchange looks fabricated.

It does look a bit propaganda-ish.

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The Flood / Give those three chickens abortions
« on: April 03, 2016, 10:18:53 AM »
I wish to make an omelette

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The Flood / Re: It's almost midnight, and I'm drunk
« on: April 03, 2016, 02:17:47 AM »
Alright pervs. You got my love but I'm crashing out.


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The Flood / AMA It's almost midnight, and I'm drunk
« on: April 03, 2016, 01:48:24 AM »
You got about 30 minutes

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The Flood / Shoop da woop
« on: April 03, 2016, 01:47:20 AM »
Shoop da woop
Shoop da woop
Shoop da woop shoop da woop da woop

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The Flood / Re: Real nigfa hous
« on: April 03, 2016, 12:45:15 AM »
Watching Star Trek Into Darkness and wishing it was the OG Wrath of Kahn.

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The Flood / Saddest movie deaths?
« on: April 03, 2016, 12:44:03 AM »
Quote
Kirk: "Spock!"
Mr. Spock: "The ship...out of danger?"
Kirk: "Yes!"
Mr. Spock: "Don't grieve, Admiral...it is logical. The needs of the many...outweigh..."
Kirk: "The needs of the few?"
Mr. Spock: "Or the one. I never took...the Kobayashi Maru test...until now...what do you think of my solution?"
Kirk: (near tears) "Spock..."
Mr. Spock: "I have been...and always shall be...your friend." (puts his hand to the glass in the Vulcan salute) "Live long...and prosper." (turns his back and slumps against the glass, dead)
Kirk: "No..."

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The Flood / Re: What is your favourite dinosaur?
« on: April 02, 2016, 07:44:23 PM »
The one you do on the floor

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The Flood / Favorite medieval weapon?
« on: April 02, 2016, 07:43:11 PM »
Mine is the mace

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The Flood / Re: Cats Vs. Dogs
« on: April 02, 2016, 05:47:27 PM »
Ahhh the age old question

The great debate

Kitteh v Doge

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The Flood / I'm sorry Das... Your worst nightmare has been realized
« on: April 02, 2016, 10:18:02 AM »
What you're about to see will disturb the enemies of Israel

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The Flood / Re: women are fucking confusing
« on: April 02, 2016, 12:32:19 AM »
Women are the ultimate troll. There is no winning. I'm convinced that gays are the resistance movement. There is no winning. Not even a single battle. Each and every one of them possess the cunning of Lex Luthor and Joker's cruelty. Even when you think you win... You lose.

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Prove me wrong

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The Flood / When's the hardest you've been punched?
« on: April 01, 2016, 11:53:37 PM »
T4R

Me? 1996. In a bar in DC. I tried hitting on a Marine's GF. I did try to apologize. Well... I may have called him a bitch while I did it. His buddy came up on my right, hit me with a left hook. Things went a little fuzzy after that. I didn't get knocked out, but I was on my ass.

Now... You?

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The Flood / You know what time it is
« on: April 01, 2016, 08:14:34 PM »
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: let's make this forum a better place
« on: April 01, 2016, 07:24:23 PM »
Falsehoods are good
Understand how to rustle Jimmies
Call everyone names
Know how to piss someone off
Yiff references... Use them
Obstruct the argument with nonsense
Uncertain? Post about them being Autistic

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Can you fuck it?

Soviet Russia rules apply

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But... They can be made.

We in Advanced Concepts are proud to unveil the latest in moderation technology. It is my great pleasure to introduce...

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The Flood / Re: Not in a good place now
« on: April 01, 2016, 02:07:42 PM »
Roman, I've said this before. You need to relax. You're taking everything too seriously. Now it's starting to eat at you. Go and unplug for a bit and get your head straight. Everything you've been doing is an attempt to release. You gotta realize that you're the one creating your own stress.

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The Flood / Re: Masturbation
« on: April 01, 2016, 09:53:13 AM »
Frequency.

The beat off/Fucking ratio.

Even living with my GF mine is 3/1. It's nothing special.

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The Flood / Re: What is our type of humour called?
« on: March 31, 2016, 05:59:00 PM »
Saultistic

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The Flood / Re: What is our type of humour called?
« on: March 31, 2016, 05:58:25 PM »
Saultism

4228
Make Bryan Cranston play Lex Luthor

Yes

YESYESYESYESYESYES
It was either him or Bruce Willis as my choices.

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Make Bryan Cranston play Lex Luthor

Yes

YESYESYESYESYESYES

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The Flood / Re: Very important character trait to consider
« on: March 31, 2016, 02:13:06 PM »
I don't know. It kinda looks like a "I want dat dick!" gaze. I would know. Your mother looks at me like that.

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