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The Flood / The Japanese did not attack Pearl Harbor
« on: April 15, 2016, 05:07:50 PM »
It was an almost successful attempt to destroy Anime before it destroyed humanity.

If Japan hadn't been involved in WWII, there would be thousands more animators. So many, in fact, that the world's entertainment industries would have been flooded with anime. Eventually sex would stop completely. The final generation of men died looking at animated porn as they shot the salvation of the human race into a crusty tube sock.

It was women who took action. They built a time machine and went back to stop Japan from unleashing anime on the human race. They went back to when the last time men were mainly not little bitches. 1941.

They numbered in the hundreds of thousands. Ready to do what women do best. Get the men to do it for them.

After building a fleet, and an Air Force, they struck off to end the waifu menace once and for all. Then, and only then could they retreat back to their kitchens and bedrooms to reward the men as only women can. With deliciously prepared food and enough unprotected sex to birth a Boom of a generation of Babies.

Now, 71 years later, the bitch-men have returned. Espousing a decadent and selfish lifestyle of Anime and Waifus.

It appears the women's job was a failure

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The Flood / Re: 3D Women > 2D Women
« on: April 15, 2016, 03:33:36 PM »
just wait until VR becomes more mainstream friend

Sorry to burst your bubble but you'll still be masturbating to an image on a screen. Even if there's a fleshlight attachment, there still is no woman.
im sure someone will develop tech to take it further than that

Until transdimesional travel is a reality and the anime universe discovered, sex with your waifu is impossible

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The Flood / Re: 3D Women > 2D Women
« on: April 15, 2016, 03:31:27 PM »
just wait until VR becomes more mainstream friend

Sorry to burst your bubble but you'll still be masturbating to an image on a screen. Even if there's a fleshlight attachment, there still is no woman.

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The Flood / 3D Women > 2D Women
« on: April 15, 2016, 03:26:17 PM »
Proof:

1) You can't actually speak with a 2D Woman

2) You can't go on a real date with a 2D Woman

3) You can't put your penis in a 2D woman

4) 2D women are just pictures

5) 2D women aren't real, just art. You may as well masturbate to the Mona Lisa



Waifu posts are cancer.

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I am of median age, income and of the predominant race and religion of my society and prefer sexual relations with the opposite sex in the currently accepted ways.

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21 is young? LOL she's barely any older, what a stuck up bitch

TBPH, yes, 21 year olds are young. There's a world of difference between 21 and 23. Years 21 and 22 you're still happy to drink legally and testing your boundaries. Which means till you black out after puking everywhere.

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Why did so many people get pissed about Sansa getting raped on GoT, but no one cared when Reek got his dick chopped off?

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The Flood / Re: Godzilla: Resurgence full trailer
« on: April 15, 2016, 01:04:45 AM »
Cant believe I missed this.

The general consensus doesn't agree though, even among non-Godzilla fans. While 2014 made money, it's biggest criticism was the severe lack of Godzilla.

I guess it's a different mentality. Looking at our avatars, I can see you like the more Japanese fanciful stuff, and at mine showing I like human characters. You would want a classic monster flick. Me, I am more interested hiw the human characters deal with beiyin a world with giant monsters fighting.
The 2014 film was great. It did a good job on putting a realistic touch on how people would react if Godzilla and another giant monster were actually real and causing destruction. It was a different take on the concept whereas in the Japanese films everything was more over the top and ridiculous.

My only complaint really with the film was that airport scene when Godzilla and the MUTO fight was cut off and just shown on a TV. Everything else from the camera work, destruction, and action was brilliant from beginning to end.

And as for the lack of time that Godzilla was in this film for that people always bitch about, the original 1954 film he was in it for a very short time in that film too.
Very true.

I think they were going for the less is more vibe. It worked for Cloverfield.

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Easy. Fake an emergency right as they go to the bar, and link up right as they leave it. This isn't hard.

Next time be more honest about your age, or be a better liar.

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The Flood / Most badass national anthem?
« on: April 15, 2016, 12:05:09 AM »
T4R?

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The Flood / Re: What having sex with your "Waifu" really looks like
« on: April 14, 2016, 09:55:43 PM »
Technology has come so far



My god... What have they done??

I knew the Zionists had planned to launch their ultimate weapon... I had no idea it would be so destructive! W-WHo will troll them online while all the weebs are off screwing their waifus?

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The Flood / Re: What having sex with your "Waifu" really looks like
« on: April 14, 2016, 08:43:36 PM »
lmao, maybe to people with 3d penises

if you don't have a 2mm penis gtfo tbh

FTFY

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The Flood / Re: What having sex with your "Waifu" really looks like
« on: April 14, 2016, 08:43:13 PM »
Well that's a stupid gif, we can't even see his waifu!

Only he can see her. Just like only you can see yours.

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The Flood / What having sex with your "Waifu" really looks like
« on: April 14, 2016, 08:38:38 PM »

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The Flood / If you hate Israel, why?
« on: April 14, 2016, 08:35:09 PM »
Option A: You think that the Palestinians were wronged and would dislike any group that wronged another group in that fashion.

Option B: You hate Jews

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The Flood / Re: 3D women are NOT important
« on: April 14, 2016, 05:02:47 PM »
Erroneous on all counts, sir!

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The Flood / Re: Why are college girls so wild
« on: April 14, 2016, 04:51:48 PM »
New found freedom.

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The Flood / Re: Godzilla: Resurgence full trailer
« on: April 14, 2016, 02:02:57 PM »
The fact that Godzilla isn't a character in his own movie is the problem. 2014 was just another generic army recruitment film. The 1954 Gojira has the force of nature theme but we still saw plenty of the King. Godzilla fans go to a Godzilla film to see a monster movie, not some bullshit Call of Duty movie with a tail showing up once every 45 minutes.

The people were the characters. Godzilla was a force of nature. That was the whole point of the movie. If you thought it was strictly a monster movie, then you have the problem.

I guess it's a different mentality. Looking at our avatars, I can see you like the more Japanese fanciful stuff, and at mine showing I like human characters. You would want a classic monster flick. Me, I am more interested hiw the human characters deal with beiyin a world with giant monsters fighting.

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The Flood / Re: Having a problem with my desktop
« on: April 14, 2016, 01:13:39 PM »
During logon, hit the appropriate F button to get to boot menus. Choose Safe Mode. Try to log in. Once in, you're gonna have to get into your user profile.

Follow this:

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/947215

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The Flood / Re: Godzilla: Resurgence full trailer
« on: April 14, 2016, 11:17:34 AM »
Like hardly having its titular character in it at all?

It looks like yet another Japanese Kaiju movie. At least the American one had something in it different.

The people were the characters. Godzilla was a force of nature. That was the whole point of the movie. If you thought it was strictly a monster movie, then you have the problem.

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The Flood / Re: Godzilla: Resurgence full trailer
« on: April 14, 2016, 10:20:41 AM »
It looks like yet another Japanese Kaiju movie. At least the American one had something in it different.

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The Flood / Got an iPhone and like GoT?
« on: April 13, 2016, 11:38:48 PM »
Ask Siri if Jon Snow is dead or if Winter is Coming. 

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The Flood / Re: I think I got flaked out on again
« on: April 13, 2016, 10:14:27 PM »
It happens, man. Yeah it stings, but it just happens

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While what you posted and your reaction to it is mostly gibberish, I don't see how you were 'forced' to create a FaceBook and add your coworkers. I don't know if that is legal.

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The Flood / Re: Something in the Christian mindset that bugs me
« on: April 13, 2016, 11:21:56 AM »
Life without purpose can be difficult, but it's not immediately kill yourself worthy.

There's purpose and externally derived purpose. Living for your children is purpose. Living because God values you is externally derived.

The statement in my OP is saying that the external purpose is all that matters. People who say it believe that God, and God alone gives purpose.

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The Flood / Something in the Christian mindset that bugs me
« on: April 13, 2016, 10:34:44 AM »
"if you didn't have a purpose, if life didn't have a purpose, then what stops you from killing yourself?"

I don't get this statement. I mean, I get it, but I don't get the mindset it comes from. Is an externally defined value to your life tge sole reason you don't jump off a cliff?

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They NEED to do The Killing Joke.

Robin's suit was seen in movie. THAT'S a story I want to see.

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The Flood / Re: 3D women are NOT important
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:39:39 PM »

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The Flood / Re: 3D women are NOT important
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:23:18 PM »

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