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4051
« on: April 17, 2016, 08:17:59 PM »
My personal preference is for her to have the female condoms. The problem is they can be difficult to properly use. Now, when I wore them, any of the natural feel ones were preferable to the standard types. The ribbed ones I have found to be the worst for me sensation-wise. Because of my age and testosterone shots, I'm basically shooting blanks, and Al Baghdadi has an IUD, so we don't bother with any protection.
4052
« on: April 17, 2016, 02:49:14 PM »
Hello! My name is ChallengerX. You locked my thread. Prepare to cry.
4053
« on: April 17, 2016, 02:42:29 PM »
Roman gladiator
He will be at his weakest after being away from women for about five minutes.
Pssh. Like that'd ever happen
4054
« on: April 17, 2016, 02:40:31 PM »
60's spiderman is 2D, and therefore good.
4055
« on: April 17, 2016, 02:36:41 PM »
4056
« on: April 17, 2016, 02:21:33 PM »
Do you win? Why or why not?
4057
« on: April 17, 2016, 11:20:26 AM »
GIVE HIM THE CHAIR
4058
« on: April 17, 2016, 09:56:15 AM »
Look at any successful kids show, and it becomes clear that the writers were on some serious shit when they conceived the ideas.
Now, what drugs to take to make the best ones
4059
« on: April 17, 2016, 01:56:44 AM »
Seriously, it's when you decide it's enough. Some guys wife the first girl they screw, and stay married till they're dead. Others sleep around until the day they die and never get married. No one can tell you when it's enough.
4060
« on: April 17, 2016, 01:53:55 AM »
Getting chummy with the owner of the competing restaurant would be a good first step.
Hmm... I should go and work there?
Sure, go and investigate. See how their burgers are made. Maybe try a few - a bucket's worth, at least.
You fool, it will go straight to his thighs, then he'll blow up.
I'll just do crunches until I'm fucking ripped Spoiler What? I got a two year old.
4061
« on: April 17, 2016, 01:12:32 AM »
Though, I do have a question, why is it bad if a black guy is proud for being black, or a gay guy being gay, but good when a redneck is proud to be an American?
4062
« on: April 17, 2016, 01:08:11 AM »
4063
« on: April 17, 2016, 12:57:26 AM »
I have created a solution to the weeb menace.
I plan to release an agent that causes increased sexual drive to the point of spontaneous masturbation for 5 days if the victim hears a tone of a specific frequency. This will be accompanied by a marathon of anime porn with the frequency imbedded.
That sounds more like fun than torture...
It's a humane way to put them down
4064
« on: April 17, 2016, 12:55:10 AM »
I have created a solution to the weeb menace.
I plan to release an agent that causes increased sexual drive to the point of spontaneous masturbation for 5 days if the victim hears a tone of a specific frequency. This will be accompanied by a marathon of anime porn with the frequency imbedded.
4065
« on: April 16, 2016, 11:56:22 PM »
There is no hard number. It depends on you.
4066
« on: April 16, 2016, 09:40:11 PM »
Getting chummy with the owner of the competing restaurant would be a good first step.
Hmm... I should go and work there?
4067
« on: April 16, 2016, 09:27:29 PM »
It's a one time contract gig.
He wants me to get him the recipe from a competing fast food place.
Any ideas or anyone want to help?
4068
« on: April 16, 2016, 09:03:52 PM »
That's one of the problems with the civil rights movements. Pride used to mean not being ashamed of what you were. It's turned into being prideful of it, like your situation meant more than your achievements.
4069
« on: April 16, 2016, 06:05:20 PM »
This is only a test
Had there been a real emergency you would not be on the Flood. You would likely be without power and fighting for your life. This is only a test.
Thank you
4070
« on: April 16, 2016, 01:28:48 PM »
 Why is the Obama administration pushing back?
4071
« on: April 16, 2016, 01:23:11 PM »
Well let me tell you the biggest pimp
on planet motherfuckin Earth, is her momma
It's her MOMMA that told her,
"Get a man that got a good job gurl!
Make sure he got a good car gurl!
Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!"
What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass --
-- just cause you love the nigga?
But +I'm+ the pimp motherfucker!
I gotta be the player!
Biggest hoes, on planet Earth..
.. are walkin through the motherfuckin neighborhood
You KNEW when you got with the nigga he already had a woman
You knew he already had a family
but you fucked him anyway!!!
And then when you thought you gon' lose the nigga
you went and got pregant - didn't you bitch, DIDN'T YOU!!
THE OL' KEEP A NIGGA BABY
And then when the nigga ain't around, what do you tell the child?
"Aww that nigga ain't shit, that's why yo' daddy ain't here;
cause that nigga ain't shit."
How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth
that yo' momma, you was a hoe!
TELL THE KID!
Momma was a hoe, I was weekend pussy
I had you to keep the nigga, it didn't work out
that's why he ain't here - but he a good nigga
cause he take care of his REAL family
I was just a dumb bitch, tryin to keep, a nigga that I wanted
4072
« on: April 16, 2016, 12:29:55 PM »
Some men say you become what you hate to destroy it. Many here hate kebab. They say destroy kebab. Can you become kebab to destroy kebab?
4073
« on: April 15, 2016, 09:07:52 PM »
She has to climb his wall which is now ten feet higher though.
Her secret weapon 
4074
« on: April 15, 2016, 09:03:28 PM »
and her hand alone 
4075
« on: April 15, 2016, 06:32:13 PM »
All red shirts are unarmed
4076
« on: April 15, 2016, 06:30:32 PM »
The only rule that is correct in stating there are no exceptions is that there are always exceptions.
4077
« on: April 15, 2016, 06:28:11 PM »
i have a meta-physical connection to the digital world that transcends monitors
*in awe* He's in the Matrix
4078
« on: April 15, 2016, 06:27:16 PM »
Have you been into space, or are you just taking someone's word on it?
4079
« on: April 15, 2016, 06:17:35 PM »
Mine are all 72 inch televisions
Goml
4080
« on: April 15, 2016, 05:13:32 PM »
Actually the earliest known record of anime was in 1917.
While true, there wouldn't have been enough animosity towards the Japanese in 1917 to destroy them. In fact, they were allies in WWI.
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