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Someone who I've been talking to has been through the same thing, she's six years older than me though. And a few girls actually have told me they've had physically abusive exes.

It's not uncommon

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The Flood / All non liberal white men should be gassed
« on: April 20, 2016, 06:58:33 PM »
It's a proven fact that all of the world's problems are responsible for all of the world's problems. Nothing has ever been done to make them pay even reparations, let alone clean up the mess.

Humanity requires that white, straight Christian males be rounded up, sent to camps and gassed like the cockroaches they are.

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The Flood / Re: NATIVES WUZ GUD BOYS DEY DINDU NUFFIN
« on: April 20, 2016, 05:33:52 PM »
Hmmm

White entitlement

We dindu nuffin wrong dey defended demselfs dats y wes ENTITLED to de lands and not hafta feel bad about it

4025
The Flood / Re: How to cook a fucking steak
« on: April 20, 2016, 02:45:20 PM »
also isn't it the masculine stereotype to eat steak raw anyway

Raw? No. Unless you're a male movie star on a fad diet. Rare? Yes. Like Das said. 2 minutes a side.

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The Flood / Re: How to cook a fucking steak
« on: April 20, 2016, 02:35:19 PM »


You're welcome.

Somehow I feel remiss for not knowing about it

4027
The Flood / How to cook a fucking steak
« on: April 20, 2016, 02:24:31 PM »



There NEEDS to be a cook book written likes this

4028
It's because you either crave instability in your life or are drawn to someone with the intent of fixing them.

Probably both

4029
The Flood / YFW you gotta fight her
« on: April 20, 2016, 11:05:41 AM »

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The Flood / Re: who fom sep7 would you hug irl
« on: April 20, 2016, 01:52:29 AM »
Depends on how drunk I am. I hate to say it, but I'm the "I love you guys" drunk

4031
Case in point. There's a woman at work who obviously has the hots for me. She's well adjusted, successful, in a department that would be professionally very good for me to get into. And she's smoking hot. Like intimidating hot.

She's always stopping by my desk asking why I don't smile as much as I used to, and what projects we can team up on. Oh... She wanted to go out drinking when my divorce was final.

I'm not attracted to her in the slightest. Al Baghdadi owes so much to the federal government in taxes (because her dad did them for her three years ago) and I'm dizzy with lust. I hate admitting this, but my coworker is at least 30 times hotter.

Yet, I would never break off from Al Baghdadi. In fact, it doesn't occur to me.

4032
The Flood / Re: how old is everyone
« on: April 20, 2016, 01:41:30 AM »
Too old to be on a forum with so many young people

4033
And you guys think Roman's fucked up.

I'm spending my life looking for Marla Singer.

4034
Al Baghdadi has an idea. She's into all this mystical crap. Sage, crystals, white light and spirits...

She says that I am a healer. For me to feel truly there, someone has to be broken and in a place where my energy heals theirs.

I don't know what to make of that.

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Even ex-Mrs Charlie had 15 tons of emotional baggage. Al Baghdadi... Holy shit. Two physically abusive relationships. Both tried to kill her. Parents... Holy fuck don't get me started on them.

So, what does this say about me? I am literally not attracted to any woman who doesn't have to be talked back from a ledge.

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The Flood / Re: Are AI becoming the new zombies?
« on: April 20, 2016, 12:11:02 AM »
The two trade off. AI was big in the 80's. Terminator, War Games... More than a few others.  Even Star Trek. I think what we fear in entertainment goes between the technological, the biological and the supernatural. What we create, what is beyond our control and beyond our understanding.  Maybe that's why Halo is such a strong franchise. It incorporates all three.

4037
The Flood / I'm never gonna dance again
« on: April 19, 2016, 11:55:41 AM »
Guilty feet have got no rhythm

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The Flood / Re: Tax day may have cost Bernie a vote
« on: April 19, 2016, 10:43:34 AM »
"waaaaaaah I now only have 56 thousand"

Well... When rent is 36,000 per year, a car is $4,800, insurances at around 2,400, utilities around 6,000...

56,000 ain't that much

Good Lord, I thought Florida was bad. 36k a year?

San Diego is brutal

Dude, fucking leave. I live in one of the nicest areas in South Florida and I have never paid that much.

Wish I could. I'd have to convince my ex to go with or give up custody of my boys.

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The Flood / Bets on Game of Thrones Season 6
« on: April 18, 2016, 11:47:03 PM »
Do you bet...

Jon Snow lives or dies.

If he lives, who resurrects him?

Cleganebowl. Nuff said.

Arya kills a bunch of fools.

Dragons vs Walter White Walkers. Blue Ice baby.

Titties will be abundant.

Shlong will wave in a gentle breeze.

Sansa forgives Reek.

Davos turns into a giant rock hard grey scaled cock and returns to violate Khaleesi.

Grey Worm is revealed to be Obama and ushers in a thousand eins of Sharia law

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The Flood / Re: Tax day may have cost Bernie a vote
« on: April 18, 2016, 11:19:56 PM »
"waaaaaaah I now only have 56 thousand"

Well... When rent is 36,000 per year, a car is $4,800, insurances at around 2,400, utilities around 6,000...

56,000 ain't that much

Good Lord, I thought Florida was bad. 36k a year?

San Diego is brutal

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The Flood / Re: Tax day may have cost Bernie a vote
« on: April 18, 2016, 10:16:40 PM »

Of topic Charlie but what's your field of work? You're former Navy right? Or was I thinking of someone else?

Army, and outside sales for a software company

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The Flood / Re: Tax day may have cost Bernie a vote
« on: April 18, 2016, 06:34:16 PM »
"waaaaaaah I now only have 56 thousand"

Well... When rent is 36,000 per year, a car is $4,800, insurances at around 2,400, utilities around 6,000...

56,000 ain't that much

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The Flood / Tax day may have cost Bernie a vote
« on: April 18, 2016, 04:50:56 PM »
I filed my taxes. I made $75k, of which they took $15k out of my check. Now I owe $4k more.

No matter how you cut it, that's an effective tax rate of 25%.

Now social matters are important to me. But 25% of my income important? I don't think so. The Obama tax plan sucks badly.

This year the Dems cannot count on my vote.

lol, what was Trump's tax plan again?

4044
The Flood / Re: Best Brand of Condoms
« on: April 17, 2016, 11:26:37 PM »
Does anyone else feel awkward buying them at grocery stores?

I used to. Then I stopped caring. Did you know most drug stores sell basic sex toys now? Try buying a vibrating cock ring without a raised eyebrow

Leave.
No.
Yes.

Rabbit Season

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The Flood / Re: Best Brand of Condoms
« on: April 17, 2016, 10:41:08 PM »
Does anyone else feel awkward buying them at grocery stores?

I used to. Then I stopped caring. Did you know most drug stores sell basic sex toys now? Try buying a vibrating cock ring without a raised eyebrow

Leave.
No.

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Serious / Re: North Carolina Bathroom Bill
« on: April 17, 2016, 10:40:34 PM »
Has there ever been a case of sexual assault by someone claiming to be trans?

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The Flood / Re: Best Brand of Condoms
« on: April 17, 2016, 10:37:28 PM »
Does anyone else feel awkward buying them at grocery stores?

I used to. Then I stopped caring. Did you know most drug stores sell basic sex toys now? Try buying a vibrating cock ring without a raised eyebrow

4048
The Flood / If we evolved from caveman
« on: April 17, 2016, 10:35:50 PM »
Why is there still caveman?


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The Flood / Re: Why aren't you voting for Gaius Van Baelsar?
« on: April 17, 2016, 08:52:14 PM »
Name blatantly stolen from Battlestar Galactica.

It's like voting for Bill Klinton

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Cortana seems to fit best with the forum's current vocal majority on foreign policy. If you don't step out of line, there's no reason to bomb you back to the Stone Age.

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