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3931
« on: April 29, 2016, 12:16:12 AM »
Will likely be about what happens when the military or PMC gets their hands on raptor soldiers. Pratt is brought in to help train them...
Thoughts?
3932
« on: April 29, 2016, 12:13:42 AM »
Interviewing =/= getting the job.
No cause for celebration just yet imo.
If I get the job? The base pay is six digits
3933
« on: April 29, 2016, 12:10:57 AM »
I'm currently interviewing for a job that pays triple what I make now.
I have a bottle of 15 year old single malt scotch (Dalmore).
Is this a good enough reason to crack it?
3934
« on: April 29, 2016, 12:08:38 AM »
Protip: if you want to pretend to drunk post, don't try to type like a drunk talks. Type like a drunk types.
Replace T's with R's or Y's. The idea is that you're close, but not quite on. D is too far away to consistently hit. Maybe one or two... But all your T's?
I really am a drunk. I'm on my 3rd cherry vodka and Diet Coke. You don't see me typing like that
3935
« on: April 28, 2016, 06:14:39 PM »
Put my resume out and am getting some hits.
Feels good man
So, I will escape the company I'm at and get paid what I'm worth.
Post what's given you hope lately
3936
« on: April 28, 2016, 06:12:57 PM »
So? It's not like you could get a date anyways.
3937
« on: April 28, 2016, 06:11:29 PM »
Everyone wants a tacitcool kitted out AR in 300 Blackout to DEFEND THEIR HOME with, and I'm just sitting here like "I just want to plink at cans" with a pallet of surplus 5.56 because it's fun...
Exactly. I'm all for your Blackout. But just say you want to have it for the joy of having it. Why say it's because you're afraid someone will break in?
3938
« on: April 28, 2016, 05:37:26 PM »
The number one reason given on why someone needs a gun is for home defense. Yet, the odds that your house would be broken into are really low. They are even lower still that you would be home at all during the robbery.
So, why the fear?
Now, I'm all for gun ownership. If I didn't have the kids, and had the money, I would likely own a few for sport shooting. I just don't see the need to have one to defend my home.
Now, before you bring up the insurance analogy, remember odds almost everyone gets into at least two accidents (from a fender bender to a catastrophic collision) in their life. According to the Bureau of Justice it's under 2.9% and dropping. And that's if your home is broken into at all. It's significantly lower if you are home.
3939
« on: April 28, 2016, 05:22:53 PM »
Britbongistan needs more time to process it because they don't understand the concept of freedom
3940
« on: April 27, 2016, 08:18:52 PM »
Das, you wanna die in that box? These tantrums just annoy Fuhrer Boxer.
3941
« on: April 27, 2016, 07:43:30 PM »
SUPRISE FUCKERS!
Barbara Boxer is here to detain gun enthusiasts in her Gun Reeducation Camp!
over my cold, dead, painted yellow, unwashed, sig rune inscribed, libertarian body.
Too late
Repeat what you see on the board: The AR-15 is big and scary and is a military weapon of mass destruction
SAY IT!
HAIL STONER, DIRECTLY IMPINGED
THE COLT IS WITH YOU
BLESSED ARE YOU AROUND MILLING MACHINES
AND BLESSED IS THE FRUIT OF YOUR LABOR, AR-15
FIRE ONCE FOR US SINNERS
NOW AND AT THE HOUR OF OUR DEATH. SQUEEZE.
NO!
*hits with stick*
SAY IT NOW!
refuse and it's back to the box with you. This is your 5th offense. That means 30 days this time.
A WELL REGULATED MILITIA, BEING NECESSARY TO THE SECURITY OF A FREE STATE, THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS, SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
You did this to yourself  In you go
3942
« on: April 27, 2016, 07:39:45 PM »
Meh. You can be the boring ones if you want Spoiler What the fuck are you looking at?
3943
« on: April 27, 2016, 07:36:40 PM »
SUPRISE FUCKERS!
Barbara Boxer is here to detain gun enthusiasts in her Gun Reeducation Camp!
over my cold, dead, painted yellow, unwashed, sig rune inscribed, libertarian body.
Too late
Repeat what you see on the board: The AR-15 is big and scary and is a military weapon of mass destruction
SAY IT!
HAIL STONER, DIRECTLY IMPINGED
THE COLT IS WITH YOU
BLESSED ARE YOU AROUND MILLING MACHINES
AND BLESSED IS THE FRUIT OF YOUR LABOR, AR-15
FIRE ONCE FOR US SINNERS
NOW AND AT THE HOUR OF OUR DEATH. SQUEEZE.
NO! *hits with stick* SAY IT NOW! refuse and it's back to the box with you. This is your 5th offense. That means 30 days this time.
3944
« on: April 27, 2016, 07:14:13 PM »
SUPRISE FUCKERS!
Barbara Boxer is here to detain gun enthusiasts in her Gun Reeducation Camp!
over my cold, dead, painted yellow, unwashed, sig rune inscribed, libertarian body.
Too late Repeat what you see on the board: The AR-15 is big and scary and is a military weapon of mass destruction SAY IT!
3945
« on: April 27, 2016, 07:09:33 PM »
SUPRISE FUCKERS! Barbara Boxer is here to detain gun enthusiasts in her Gun Reeducation Camp!
3946
« on: April 27, 2016, 05:19:43 PM »
10/10 would vote for.
Unfortunately, due to niggers, we can't have these nice things.
If everyone is armed, so are you. Shoot them before they shoot you and you can have nice things
3947
« on: April 27, 2016, 05:18:41 PM »
His plot lines tend away from the "World's gonna end" stuff. I think that's part of the reason Deadpool was good. You get tired of every fight having the world on the line.
3948
« on: April 27, 2016, 05:16:15 PM »
So the most expensive firearm costs $10?
Then remove any restriction on purchasing them? (Including age)
Bullets would be free
It is said an armed society is a polite society.
If we arm every man, woman and child, then after a brief sharp increase in shootings, there should be no crime.
So, with this I announce my candidacy for the President of the World.
Please, vote early and vote often.
3949
« on: April 27, 2016, 03:15:34 PM »
Deci... My advice is the same to you as Roman.
Relax.
When you stop looking, you'll be surprised how much opens up.
>Taking relationship advice from a guy whose marriage failed and whose wife cheated on him
Who was in a 17 year relationship. And who found someone right after. I think I know what I am talking about.
3950
« on: April 27, 2016, 12:56:42 AM »
Deci... My advice is the same to you as Roman.
Relax.
When you stop looking, you'll be surprised how much opens up.
3951
« on: April 27, 2016, 12:54:58 AM »
Tequila + Nothing goes down pretty well.
Only if I am in a bar with someone to fight
3952
« on: April 27, 2016, 12:54:30 AM »
water + water
Should I start doing crossfit?
3953
« on: April 27, 2016, 12:50:42 AM »
no wait I remember
Lagunitas
I'm going to to kill you slowly and sell your body to perverts who want to rape your corpse.
kinky
Or feed your body to pigs. Or both. Lagunitas is good shit. $12 a 4 pack
3954
« on: April 27, 2016, 12:48:30 AM »
no wait I remember
Lagunitas
I'm going to to kill you slowly and sell your body to perverts who want to rape your corpse.
3955
« on: April 27, 2016, 12:44:23 AM »
we just threw out an entire case of IPAs a few days ago because IPA is trash
I want to kill you and piss on your dead face. IPA is the water of life
it tastes like PISS
wait
Slowly. I'm going to kill you slowly
tbh I was actually gonna give the case to a friend but my roommate was actually the one who insisted we just toss the whole thing
but yeah no an entire case
in the trash
Spoiler good thing neither of us paid for it
Brand?
3956
« on: April 27, 2016, 12:43:53 AM »
My job fucked me hard.
Basically they reduced my commissions. I do software sales. I used to get 5% commission per sale. My average sale was around $15,000. That meant I got an average minimum of $750 per sale. On many I was getting 15%. That was $2250 on those.
Now we're on a sliding scale. The closer you are to your YEAR'S quota, the more you get.
It starts at 1%. That means the sale I got from $750 to $2250 on, I now only get $150.
The first gate is at 2 months of 100%.
I can't live on this.
So, an option is to go on "Stress Leave" and look for another job while still getting my base pay (about $40,000 a year). I could get 6 months paid. I know of at least 3 employees who have done this.
The question to the forum is if I should do the same and just pull the eject handle and get out.
3957
« on: April 27, 2016, 12:35:00 AM »
we just threw out an entire case of IPAs a few days ago because IPA is trash
I want to kill you and piss on your dead face. IPA is the water of life
it tastes like PISS
wait
Slowly. I'm going to kill you slowly
3958
« on: April 27, 2016, 12:34:29 AM »
Vote for sanders
The rich will pay for all of your problems
Yeah, I had planned to. After feeling Uncle Sam's cock sliding in and out of my unlubricated ass... Yeah that ain't gonna happen. I'm voting for Trump
3959
« on: April 27, 2016, 12:32:53 AM »
we just threw out an entire case of IPAs a few days ago because IPA is trash
I want to kill you and piss on your dead face. IPA is the water of life
3960
« on: April 27, 2016, 12:30:14 AM »
I must say, it's good.
My normal IPA's are a wee bit too expensive at the moment and Al Baghdadi said she had this. At first I was a little hesitant. But it tastes like cherry coke and is pretty strong.
Discuss mixed drinks
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