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The Flood / I had a dream that spongebob reenacted TKR
« on: May 04, 2016, 08:10:09 AM »
SB was Batman, course. The starfish character (I don't know his name) was Bane. The squirrel was Miranda Tate. 

Weird dream.

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The Flood / Re: Are People Entitled to Their Opinions?
« on: May 03, 2016, 09:51:11 PM »
You're entitled to your opinion and to voice it. But so am I to my opinion that you're fuckin idiot

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And now the people from their former colonies are showing up to occupy them.

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The Flood / Global Warming is a conspiracy
« on: May 03, 2016, 03:21:26 PM »
There is a conspiracy to cause global warming.

Think about it. The consequence of global warming is a rising sea level.

Sea life will benefit from this. The smartest animals are Dolphins and Octopii. Dolphin Rape Caves are widely known about, and the Japanese have been warning the world through anime what happens when an octopus gets its tentacles on and in you.

The endgame? Flood the world and rape every land creature.

How do we fight this?

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The Flood / Only post ITT if you straight up Gangsta
« on: May 03, 2016, 01:18:42 PM »
Don't post shit if you're a BG mark ass busta

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The Flood / FATHER! THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED
« on: May 02, 2016, 07:08:45 PM »
Dune. 

Which was better? Book or movie?

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The Flood / Re: Where am I
« on: May 02, 2016, 04:27:54 PM »
WAIT!

I heard about this place.

I know of a story of a young man who went there. He said it was a magic kingdom ruled by a giant mouse. When he went he told one of the soldiers there that he wanted to meet their ruler. He was taken before the Mouse King, who is known by Mi-Kee.

The King ordered the young man stripped of his wealth in exchange for paltry trinkets that all bore the sigil of the Mouse King. He was also proffered food that had no flavor and cleared his bowels.

When the young man complained, he was taken to a reeducation camp and brainwashed into thinking he had the time of his young life.

He eventually committed suicide by jumping in front of a bus. He told his true experience on his deathbed.

Be very careful.

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The Flood / Re: What? No. Cops are never, ever racist.
« on: May 01, 2016, 06:38:35 PM »
If you're asking what does this have to do with race, there has never been a white kid, of the two dozen or so kids arrested, for this.

While these children are awaiting a decision, they are put in a secondary school, which is usually where kids with behavioral problems go.

And this is more than one cop. It's the whole department that handles the school's doing this.

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The Flood / Re: What? No. Cops are never, ever racist.
« on: May 01, 2016, 04:55:09 PM »
What I don't get is why they are arresting the kids at all. It's not like they are the ones counterfeiting. You'd think they would want to go after the people making the counterfeits, instead of little Tyrone and Myeesha.

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The Flood / Re: You must live out your life in the wild
« on: May 01, 2016, 10:57:38 AM »
RV/Camper with a stocked pantry
Crank charger for batteries
Guide for edible plants

Bro, look into How to read OP's for Idiots

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The Flood / Re: Rest in poopies
« on: May 01, 2016, 10:55:59 AM »
In those posts you see the death of written language and the rise of the Idiocracy. Bow your heads, my brothers.  We will die off while he and gis kind will remain. 'Tis a black day indeed

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The Flood / Deadpool is the greatest capeshit movie ever
« on: May 01, 2016, 02:30:34 AM »
Using only subjective facts and logic, prove me wrong. 

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The Flood / Re: What should I change my title to?
« on: May 01, 2016, 02:28:44 AM »
Shitty McShitposter

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The Flood / Re: Bill Cosby is innocent
« on: May 01, 2016, 01:44:50 AM »
YouTube


Holy ficking shit. I am seriously laughing so hard I am crying

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The Flood / Bill Cosby is innocent
« on: May 01, 2016, 12:58:20 AM »
It's not rape if they're your intern.

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The Flood / Re: You are now family!
« on: May 01, 2016, 12:53:05 AM »
I'm everyone's creepy uncle. The one who gets drunk and hits on your sister's friends

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The Flood / What is the most Metal movie franchise ever?
« on: May 01, 2016, 12:23:20 AM »
It has to be 4+ movies.

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It all depends on how well he learned the lessons from BvS. It wasn't terrible. He just tried to do too much story telling in too short a time. He does best with simple stories that can be explained visually. I think it was more the studio trying to jumpstart a franchise than him trying to make a movie.

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The Flood / You must live out your life in the wild
« on: April 30, 2016, 08:28:36 PM »
Think of it like a camping trip, but you never can come back.

Now to brass tacks...

You get 6 hours in a camping store to kit yourself up. You must be able to carry everything in a backpack and duffle.

What will you pack?

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The Flood / Re: Do many women find an obsession over anime hot?
« on: April 30, 2016, 03:15:19 PM »
I don't think anyone of either gender find obessions hot.

Women finding men who obsess about money hot are pretty easy to find.

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The Flood / Do many women find an obsession over anime hot?
« on: April 30, 2016, 03:12:28 PM »
Just wondering

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The Flood / Re: Hey, kid!
« on: April 30, 2016, 01:48:30 PM »
the line is, "great, kid"

Not in Pacific Rim

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The Flood / Hey, kid!
« on: April 30, 2016, 01:03:01 PM »
Don't get cocky

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The Flood / You meet a vegan who does crossfit
« on: April 30, 2016, 12:42:38 PM »
Which do they tell you about first?

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The Flood / Re: We have a killer in our mist
« on: April 30, 2016, 12:39:44 PM »
Are you sure it was a sword? It may have been a penis.

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The Flood / I CAN'T STAND IT
« on: April 29, 2016, 10:14:35 PM »
I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT
I'M GONNA SET STRAIGHT THIS WATERGATE

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The Flood / Re: Hate these trashy white bitches
« on: April 29, 2016, 03:12:06 PM »
OP is clearly mad that even these women are turning him down

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The Flood / Re: Liquor etiquette question
« on: April 29, 2016, 09:58:45 AM »
What kind of fucking question is this anyway?

You have the option of either being hung over during your extremely important interview, or... not doing that.

I'm not stupid. It's next week

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The Flood / Re: i had dis beer dooday
« on: April 29, 2016, 09:57:54 AM »
Protip: if you want to pretend to drunk post, don't try to type like a drunk talks. Type like a drunk types.

Replace T's with R's or Y's. The idea is that you're close, but not quite on. D is too far away to consistently hit. Maybe one or two... But all your T's?

I really am a drunk. I'm on my 3rd cherry vodka and Diet Coke. You don't see me typing like that
If you ain't mixin 50/50 you're a bitch

4 finger minimum

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