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3721
« on: May 25, 2016, 07:51:42 AM »
Look, you are a droid. This is a cantina. I make credits from selling drinks. You don't drink. So listen up goldenrod: wait outside, you aren't welcome here
3722
« on: May 24, 2016, 09:25:57 PM »
And that's why politics and legal proceedings shouldn't mix. They pushed for Murder 1 on a cop on duty. Murder 2 was doable and gets him off the streets. But... Nope. Gotta appease the mobs. And murder 1 wasn't possible. He'd have had to premeditated to kill him. He didn't. He wanted to have some lulz by rattling him up and went too far. Idiot prosecutors
3723
« on: May 24, 2016, 08:32:15 PM »
what do you call the mouse shadow on the second moon?
We call that one Muad'Dib
Could I be known among you as Elegiac-Muad'Dib?
That pleases us. Muad'Dib is the teacher of children. He walks at night and creates his own water.
Do they include those lines in one of the longer cuts of the film? I can't remember :/
I don't remember. Got it from the book
3724
« on: May 24, 2016, 02:39:58 PM »
what do you call the mouse shadow on the second moon?
We call that one Muad'Dib
Could I be known among you as Elegiac-Muad'Dib?
That pleases us. Muad'Dib is the teacher of children. He walks at night and creates his own water.
3725
« on: May 24, 2016, 12:39:08 PM »
what do you call the mouse shadow on the second moon?
We call that one Muad'Dib
3726
« on: May 23, 2016, 10:48:12 PM »
Get used to it. That's all I gotta say. Everything has a metric now. You want a human? Go to a start up or small ma and pa place. If you work for a place that has more than 250 employees? Metrics drive everything. It will get to the point where they ask you how often you shit, and at what times on those fucked up surveys. It only gets worse the higher you climb.
3727
« on: May 23, 2016, 10:28:39 PM »
They don't give humanity any credit. Oh, it was hard? Must be aliens. Pyramids? That looked hard to make. No, it was aliens. We achieve greatness by overcoming adversity. This is a trait that we excel at attributing our feats to another force takes away our sense of greatness.
3728
« on: May 23, 2016, 08:22:40 PM »
All rhythmic vibrations attract worms
3729
« on: May 23, 2016, 06:27:35 PM »
because you lose some rights in a society to not be a degenerate and be a better person.
You do understand there's a difference between medical and recreational use? I'm talking strictly about medical use. By your logic the most commonly prescribed painkillers should be banned because people are being degenerates by abusing them.
3730
« on: May 23, 2016, 04:16:15 PM »
I am wondering this specifically about pot, but it goes for other drugs too. Why does the government get a say in what should be a private medical matter between you and your doctor?
3731
« on: May 23, 2016, 12:27:59 PM »
A Sand Snake 
3732
« on: May 23, 2016, 12:39:15 AM »
Hold the door
Hold da door
Hordor
A moment of silence for Hordor....
3733
« on: May 22, 2016, 10:35:21 PM »
I miss Recon. No matter how old I felt, I knew he was older. Now... I think I am the eldest
3734
« on: May 22, 2016, 10:27:46 PM »
How do we know Roman isn't just making this shit up?
He's not. Nearly every one goes through this. Tell you a secret? I can guage a user's age by their response.
3735
« on: May 22, 2016, 07:16:15 PM »
Jon Snow will age to his prime, don a red hat and MAKE WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN. The Mexi-I mean White Walkers will pour into Westeros and start taking jobs away from hard working Aner-I mean Westerosis. Only Donald Tru-I mean Jon Snow can bring the warring factions together and maje Westeros great again.
But he will be opposed by the mother of Libera-I mean Dragons. Hilla-I mean Danearys. But the people will choose Tru-I mean Snow and everyone wins!
3736
« on: May 22, 2016, 02:52:01 PM »
Subject everyone in the state to gender reassignment surgery.
3737
« on: May 22, 2016, 02:37:30 PM »
3738
« on: May 22, 2016, 12:10:55 AM »
They would combine to form a 4-dimensional human existing outside of space-time, where they would multiply exponentially and lead humanity into the next step of evolution.
The Übermensch
3739
« on: May 21, 2016, 11:50:22 PM »
Technically they aren't identical. One has a penis, the other a vagina.
But, semantics aside, recessive genes would prevent sexual cloning
3740
« on: May 21, 2016, 09:47:12 PM »
Oh
3741
« on: May 20, 2016, 06:49:27 PM »
Now how do you feel about this development?
(And yes, Das, it does mean you're half Jewish)
3742
« on: May 20, 2016, 06:47:28 PM »
Dude. You need to relax.
3743
« on: May 20, 2016, 04:39:07 PM »
Remember he went on and claimed that a user's mom worked at his hospital? She went out for drinks and flashed her tits at him?
3744
« on: May 20, 2016, 01:19:47 AM »
Ih fuck. Fury Road just went 3d
3745
« on: May 20, 2016, 01:14:34 AM »
It's ok Norman
3746
« on: May 20, 2016, 01:13:16 AM »
Are you a used car salesman?
Close. A copier salesman
3747
« on: May 20, 2016, 01:07:29 AM »
Aw fuck. I gotta close one eye to focus
3748
« on: May 20, 2016, 01:05:48 AM »
While it may be... It fits on those the title is bestowed upon
3749
« on: May 20, 2016, 01:04:53 AM »
Why is this marked as nsfw?
It is? I don't fucking know why. Why is my phone replacing fucking with ducking? I NEVER day ducking
3750
« on: May 20, 2016, 01:03:18 AM »
Sex first time was generic first time story "come over my parents aren't home" bullshit
But the first time I was gunna touch boobs I tried to take this chicks bra off but I had literally no idea how, and like I was trying to focus on kissing and taking it off and I had no clue what I was doing. Finally I pull back and say "umm I'm having technical difficulties here" and then she starts laughing and I start laughing and then we laughed for like 30 minutes
I didn't even touch them.
You eventually can do it with one hand
this was like 6 years ago I can do that shit with telekinesis now
I'm being dead serious here. You just brought a a smile and genuine laugh. Not at you. I'm laughing cause I can too. Thanks for that
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