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Take that back
Cause crack is whack
And whack is black
And I'm not black
I am white
And white is right
And right is white
White is right not whack, black or crack
So mind your stack or you'll do crack and end up whacked on crack while black

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The Flood / Just a reminder: Stay off crack

« on: July 30, 2016, 09:53:49 AM »

'Cause crack is whack

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The Flood / Re: What actor do you want to play you in the movie about your life?

« on: July 29, 2016, 11:22:29 PM »

Quote from: Jono on July 29, 2016, 09:55:10 PM

Charlie Sheen

#winning

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The Flood / Re: Guys. I fucked up. Badly. I'm probably gonna die

« on: July 29, 2016, 09:00:25 PM »

Quote from: Pippen on July 29, 2016, 07:12:24 PM

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Oh god. His secret network of spies traced my IP here!

Guys. He's gonna kill me

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The Flood / What actor do you want to play you in the movie about your life?

« on: July 29, 2016, 04:00:54 PM »

Let's make this a game.

You can pick any actor, alive or dead, to play you in a movie based on your life. The next user then says who actually played you and then posts who will portray them.

Mine: Eric Stolz

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The Flood / Re: Since we are on the topic of capitalization.

« on: July 29, 2016, 03:55:04 PM »

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

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The Flood / Guys. I fucked up. Badly. I'm probably gonna die

« on: July 29, 2016, 03:49:00 PM »

I was on Facebook earlier and got into an argument with some stranger. After he posted something, I responded with lol whatever.

It turns out I pissed off the top Navy Seal sniper. He's got 300+ confirmed kills too. Also the dude has a spy network. I'm gonna die, aren't I?

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The Flood / Re: Staying at the house of the daughter of the President ceo of WoW Blizzard

« on: July 29, 2016, 12:45:21 AM »

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on July 28, 2016, 11:13:38 PM

i swear to god jive if you dont smash her and yell "LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS" as you cum i will find you and make you my fuccboi

Nay!

As he starts. Yelling that while he nuts is the END of the battle. Yelling it at the beginning is more appropriate

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The Flood / Re: Now that the dust has settled

« on: July 29, 2016, 12:37:03 AM »

LOOK UP FROM YOUR FUCKING PHONES!!!

I have stopped counting how many people have ran into me trying to catch them all. If you want to live in your digital dream world, fine! But pay attention to your fucking surroundings!

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