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The Flood / Re: Hey guys ;) Meet your new date.
« on: August 15, 2016, 05:26:29 PM »
Awww. Loaf shared his Grindr profile

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The Flood / Ahem
« on: August 15, 2016, 05:18:50 PM »

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The Flood / Mythbusters test the details of your death
« on: August 15, 2016, 12:16:54 AM »
Say they never ended the show, and Adam and Jaime are immortal.

The details of your particular death are a little murky... In fact it's kinda an urban legend now.

What factors will the have to test?

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As a dad, I have this thought out. I would explain the difference in context between porn and real life. It is an exercise in futility to try to stop them from seeing it. I grew up before the Internet, and my collection was epic. It's just easier now. The only thing I can do is explain that what is shown isn't realistic. Hopefully what I do as a father before mitigates that experience, but I know full well that it WILL happen.

No, I would not try to stop them. I would redirect their thoughts about it.

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The Flood / Re: Song lyric threads are so fun to post
« on: August 14, 2016, 12:56:31 AM »
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL

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The Flood / Ever wonder how many days were in Groundhogs Day?
« on: August 13, 2016, 08:59:48 PM »
Just under 34 years

That's some trippy shit if you think about it. He relived the same day for almost 34 years. His physical age was in his early forties. His mental age was almost eighty. 

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The Flood / Re: Will someone please explain this gif?
« on: August 13, 2016, 11:29:27 AM »
youre probably not ironic enough to understand

Don't you think

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The Flood / Re: I've had this soy sauce packet for two weeks.
« on: August 13, 2016, 10:20:37 AM »
Snort it.

What could go wrong?

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The Flood / Re: A GMO just killed me for sport
« on: August 13, 2016, 09:49:05 AM »
You think this is funny? That it's a game? This is serious. As serious as it gets.

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The Flood / Re: Harambe: The Meme That Refused To Die
« on: August 13, 2016, 09:46:47 AM »
*pulls cock out*

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The Flood / Re: WOOAHHHUGH
« on: August 13, 2016, 01:07:34 AM »
"Died in your arms tonight" is a Shakesperian allusion to orgasm.

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The Flood / Re: Oh come on, you're not even trying
« on: August 12, 2016, 07:52:55 PM »
You never pulled your cock out for Harambe

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The Flood / Re: Oh come on, you're not even trying
« on: August 12, 2016, 07:52:29 PM »
Get off my nuts, son

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The Flood / WHOOP WHOOP
« on: August 12, 2016, 07:51:44 PM »
That's the sound of the police

WHOOP WHOOP

That's the sound of the beast

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The Flood / GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!!
« on: August 12, 2016, 07:03:27 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Are Bronies still a thing?
« on: August 12, 2016, 10:12:56 AM »
Speaking of people into horses, what happened to Engrapadora or whatever his username was? Is he back on bnet?

Maybe he finally achieved his dream of a horse fucking him to death

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The Flood / Re: Got the para job...
« on: August 11, 2016, 07:15:56 PM »
Dude.

Hot. Single. Moms.

You now have access and trust.

That time is behind me...although I very much still want the milf fantasy. But I like Savannah a lot and don't want to just hookup anymore, as tempting as it is.

Savannah is the one who's just out of the long relationship? I wouldn't go monogamous for a chick who's already telling you no.

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The Flood / Re: Got the para job...
« on: August 11, 2016, 06:29:37 PM »
Dude.

Hot. Single. Moms.

You now have access and trust.

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The Flood / Re: Are Bronies still a thing?
« on: August 11, 2016, 06:28:13 PM »
In Suicide Squad, it has been confirmed that Captain Boomerang is in fact, a Brony.

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Shit AT&T does that in my community all the time.

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The Flood / Re: Are Bronies still a thing?
« on: August 11, 2016, 04:21:04 PM »
Glad that fad died. Ex-bronies are probably ashamed of themselves.

Or moved on to a more depraved form of degeneracy.

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The Flood / Are Bronies still a thing?
« on: August 11, 2016, 02:56:30 PM »
Haven't seen anything brony in a while

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The Flood / Re: Did Trump just hint Hillary should be assassinated?
« on: August 10, 2016, 08:43:25 PM »
no he just said people would want to vote it out

After he explained it. That was a direct quote I put in the OP. What he said could be taken a few ways. One of which is a hint for someone to shoot Clinton.

He's running for President. His followers have taken his hints as permission before. That makes this statement suspect

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The Flood / Re: Did Trump just hint Hillary should be assassinated?
« on: August 10, 2016, 05:23:24 PM »
Liberals say the same thing about wanting trump assassinated but no one cares.
Liberals say "George Bush do a 9 / 11 on trump towers" and no one cares.

Ok, yea, I totally see how the media has them by the balls

There's a MASSIVE difference between someone in the crowd yelling it and the person on the stage saying it.

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The Flood / Re: The age old question
« on: August 10, 2016, 10:14:09 AM »
Who said you can't say it? Will you be arrested, fined and jailed?

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The Flood / Re: Did Trump just hint Hillary should be assassinated?
« on: August 09, 2016, 11:59:48 PM »
Sure Tyger. Take that risk. When it comes to interpretations of what a "reasonable person" would think, it's a grey area. As much as I think Trump is the single biggest threat to America, I don't think we'd be better off with a bullet in him.


Tyger "Risk Taker" Smith

You get a like for your bravado

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The Flood / Band of brothers is STILL the best Hollywood has on WWII
« on: August 09, 2016, 11:58:46 PM »
Prove me wrong

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The Flood / Re: TOP 10 REASONS CHICK-FIL-A IS STILL THE BEST
« on: August 09, 2016, 11:57:57 PM »
Screw chick fil a in its ass.

It doesn't have 1/10th the flavor of Popeyes

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The Flood / Re: Did Trump just hint Hillary should be assassinated?
« on: August 09, 2016, 11:56:25 PM »
Sure Tyger. Take that risk. When it comes to interpretations of what a "reasonable person" would think, it's a grey area. As much as I think Trump is the single biggest threat to America, I don't think we'd be better off with a bullet in him.

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