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2671
« on: September 15, 2016, 07:58:22 AM »
I guess your wife was right in leaving.
At least I get laid
Yet you still have a hard time getting your dick up.
Only with your mom. Bitch needs to brush her teeth and lose some weight
2672
« on: September 14, 2016, 10:48:56 PM »
I'm in fucking Texas. How the fuck do you think the weather is? My balls are sagging to my knees
2673
« on: September 14, 2016, 10:47:19 PM »
Can the club even handle you?
2674
« on: September 13, 2016, 05:51:53 PM »
Sex is probably the only part of Charlie's relationship but he can't even keep it up.
With this new magic trick Al Baghdadi tried, this is now a true statement. Get it up, start fucking and nut before a commercial break ends. It was also a MASSIVE load. I'm kinda torn if I want her to do it again. I came like I did an all nighter, but in half the time of a quickie.
2675
« on: September 13, 2016, 12:30:59 PM »
I guess your wife was right in leaving.
At least I get laid
2676
« on: September 13, 2016, 07:18:06 AM »
I thought your worst was not being able to get an erection?
That wasn't me who got whiskey dick.
2677
« on: September 12, 2016, 11:54:03 PM »
*takes swig from my gallon jug while looking Jive in the eye*
2678
« on: September 12, 2016, 11:53:02 PM »
I'll take spiders over fucking scorpions. Scorpions are proof there is a god, and he hates his creations.
2679
« on: September 12, 2016, 11:29:06 PM »
Like vaccines, this one thread has given me autism
2680
« on: September 12, 2016, 11:27:11 PM »
charlie sex thread #5,000
I thought I would be over 9,000
2681
« on: September 12, 2016, 11:26:29 PM »
Ffs Charlie just do what everybody else does in Southern states with restrictive alcohol laws. . .
Buy meth.
Not even once 
2682
« on: September 12, 2016, 11:23:44 PM »
This election seems to come down to who sucks the least. Obviously, Trump sucks the most by a mile.
And that's why he needs to win.
America needs a giant slap to the face to wake the fuck up.
A slap to the face. Not a bat to both knees. I'm already baffled by the stupidity of him making it this far. Can't imagine keeping any respect for the American people if they elect someone like Trump.
It's our only chance to save America. We have to kill ourselves to free ourselves.
That's a very Japanese way of viewing things. In order to evolve, the old must be completely destroyed to make way for the new.
2683
« on: September 12, 2016, 11:20:22 PM »
I wonder how different the situation would be if this line was going through white people land like a town or a group of peoples yards.
I'd love for a pipeline to go through my property. Dat easement payment yo
But you have a choice. They didn't.
2684
« on: September 12, 2016, 11:02:46 PM »
SPILL THE WINE
TAKE THAT PEARL
2685
« on: September 12, 2016, 11:00:15 PM »
Shut the fuck up gramps
Get off my lawn.
You little shits know I get irritable when I don't have my "cough medicine."
I'm sorry I didn't mean it
Oh bull shit. Here, have a werther's candy. Now go bug someone else. *sits down on stool in my garage and starts tinkering with a car part* *takes a swig of beer*
2686
« on: September 12, 2016, 10:48:31 PM »
Shut the fuck up gramps
Get off my lawn. You little shits know I get irritable when I don't have my "cough medicine."
2687
« on: September 12, 2016, 10:28:26 PM »
Liquor stores are also closed on Sundays.
I know. I flew in last night
2688
« on: September 12, 2016, 09:50:45 PM »
I complained about the ease of buying guns?
You must've done at some point.
You're a Muslim loving libtard.
I am? News to me.
2689
« on: September 12, 2016, 09:40:41 PM »
I complained about the ease of buying guns?
2690
« on: September 12, 2016, 09:27:55 PM »
You can't buy hard alcohol anywhere but a liquor store? Where am I? Nazi Germany? Sure. Sure beer and wine is readily available. But if a man wants a simple rum and coke, he's gotta go miles out of the way.
Fuck your blue laws.
2691
« on: September 11, 2016, 09:06:08 PM »
But I'm a ginger. I have no soul to steal.
2692
« on: September 11, 2016, 08:51:38 PM »
3 minutes. I've never gone that short of a time before. Just put it in, got my rhythm down, and next thing I know I'm making the O face.
Al Baghdadi said she tried something new, but won't tell me what she did.
2693
« on: September 11, 2016, 08:47:55 PM »
2694
« on: September 11, 2016, 01:45:21 PM »
What frankenstienian have you created?
2695
« on: September 10, 2016, 10:13:40 PM »
To have died at eighty with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock
2696
« on: September 10, 2016, 08:24:18 PM »
It doesn't matter if you love him, or capital HIM
Just put your paws up, cause, baby, you were born this way
2697
« on: September 10, 2016, 02:01:11 AM »
That's great! It starts with an earthquake,
Birds and snakes, an aeroplane.
Lenny Bruce is not afraid
2698
« on: September 10, 2016, 12:18:36 AM »
What happened is the Department of the Interior has reservations classified as Federal Land. At the state level, any big projects like this have to go through a full environmental study and possibly an archeological study. Neither was really done.
The tribes called BS, and here we are.
2699
« on: September 09, 2016, 10:32:31 PM »
I'm friends with a few guys in that protest. The dogs weren't sanctioned by the police. The company called in attack dog training companies to do it. They just unleashed the dogs, until someone realized that this is 2016 and every cell phone was recording it.
They already bulldozed something like 3 burial grounds, without notice. The tribes didn't get to reinter their dead. The graves were just dug through.
On top of it all, the type of pipeline being built isn't the safest, and it goes dead center over the aquifer that supplies the tribes water.
Yeah, this is ugly
2700
« on: September 09, 2016, 10:39:20 AM »
The point of that rule is to keep manufacturers from selling cars to dealers, and then having a direct channel that undercuts the dealers in price.
What I don't get is why that applies to Tesla. As far as I know, they don't use, and never used dealerships to sell. So they aren't undercutting anyone for products already sold.
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