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The Flood / Re: What. The. Holy. Fuck.
« on: October 18, 2016, 11:02:53 AM »
Yeah. Christmas needs to stop being so aggressively imperial and let the other holidays have their time.

Christmas is the 'Murrica of holidays.


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The Flood / Re: I'm watching Battleship (a mistake, I know)
« on: October 18, 2016, 12:26:29 AM »
And AD/DC on a fucking BATTLESHIP with 16 inch guns.

My cock is hard

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The Flood / Re: I'm watching Battleship (a mistake, I know)
« on: October 18, 2016, 12:25:21 AM »
Gotta admit. When the ild salts show up to kick ass is awesome

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The Flood / What. The. Holy. Fuck.
« on: October 18, 2016, 12:22:54 AM »
It's fucking goddamn October.

Why are the monkey fuckers running the goddamned shit eating monkey fucking dirt licking Christmas commercials?

It's not even Hallo fucking ween yet.

That's it.

Elect Trump so he can end the world.

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The Flood / Re: I'm watching Battleship (a mistake, I know)
« on: October 18, 2016, 12:19:17 AM »
Why are you even thinking hard about a movie like that

What else am I gonna do?

I'm getting drunk because I got in a fight with Al Baghdadi over my kids. I tried turning my brain off. So I'm distracting it

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The Flood / Re: question
« on: October 17, 2016, 11:46:57 PM »
You're not. You see something of him in all this.

But he recognizes that that stuff only has a meaning to him. Collecting that stuff brought him happiness for his reasons alone. He respects you as your own person and wants you to assign your own value to them. If it's money, so be it.

TBPH, your dad sounds like a hell of a guy. He's releasing you from any baggage that you might associate with that stuff while entrusting you with it

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The Flood / I'm watching Battleship (a mistake, I know)
« on: October 17, 2016, 11:30:31 PM »
Why are the aliens badguys again?

They have tech that has 100% reliability determines non combatants from combatants.

It even decides when a combatant is an acceptable threat.

Does technology of this type denote malevolence? A lot of care is taken to ensure the minimum amount of casualties are inflicted on the invaded culture.

It's funny that this was sponsored by the US Navy as a recruitment flick. Because the aliens show care the US Military wishes it has.

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The Flood / Re: My final rum and coke of the night is too strong
« on: October 17, 2016, 10:07:53 PM »
>not drinking it straight

Charlie, I thought you were better than this.

Whiskey, scotch and tequila are ALWAYS drinken straight

Vodka and rum can be mixed or straight

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Serious / Re: Clinton business partners behead child
« on: October 17, 2016, 10:06:21 PM »
I'm confused, how exactly is this about Hillary?

You didn't know?

Hillary personally trained them in beheading children. It's said she went through several thousand "examples" during training.

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Serious / Re: NC GOP office firebombed
« on: October 17, 2016, 08:42:02 PM »
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_580430eee4b0162c043cb7e1

I wonder if Trumpets will use this as an admission of guilt or as an example of political opportunism

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The Flood / Re: So... what are the Vegas odds on the US Election
« on: October 17, 2016, 02:57:23 PM »
They do Vegas bets for this? Huh.

Vegas has odds on just about everything.
Even my life expectancy?

I'm sure if there's someone willing to bet on it, and someone to create the odds, yes.

But would you volunteer for this?

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The Flood / Re: So... what are the Vegas odds on the US Election
« on: October 17, 2016, 02:17:22 PM »
They do Vegas bets for this? Huh.

Vegas has odds on just about everything.

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The Flood / Re: What if when you check the messages on your phone
« on: October 17, 2016, 02:12:44 PM »
Gotta say, reading the OP was the low point in my day

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The Flood / So... what are the Vegas odds on the US Election
« on: October 17, 2016, 02:11:48 PM »
Right now, Clinton is paying 1 to 4; Trump pays 5 to 1, and Johnson is paying 250 to 1.


Yes, you can bet on an election.

Google it if you want a source

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The Flood / Re: Become a nigro
« on: October 17, 2016, 02:00:57 PM »
Ummm... what's a "nigro?"

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The Flood / Re: I'm calling it now.
« on: October 17, 2016, 10:28:19 AM »
Well written

You may haz recon

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Serious / NC GOP office firebombed
« on: October 16, 2016, 08:31:32 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/16/politics/north-carolina-gop-office-vandalized/

No one was hurt.

I get this is a heated election cycle, and BOTH candidates' rhetoric make their loss an end of the world scenario. But this is reprehensible.

I hope whoever did this is caught and sentenced to the maximum this crime allows.

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The Flood / Re: Magneto is the best comic character ever
« on: October 16, 2016, 03:35:03 PM »
Magneto has never been a villain in the true sense of the word.

This is the same guy that founded a terrorist group called the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.

Extremists. Yes. Early in their writing they were depicted as villains. Later on they evolved to a more aggressive mutant rights group

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The Flood / Re: My final rum and coke of the night is too strong
« on: October 16, 2016, 03:03:16 AM »
And that's it. Gotta hit the hay

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The Flood / Re: My final rum and coke of the night is too strong
« on: October 16, 2016, 03:02:35 AM »
Unless the new job is compromising anything with your kids, I'd say go for the money.

I plan to. Just feels shitty when someone went out on a limb for you and you go. My kids and Al Baghdadi come first

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The Flood / Re: Magneto is the best comic character ever
« on: October 16, 2016, 02:59:47 AM »
You're forgetting about Old Man Logan.

I'd place him right behind Miller's Batman.

Still not Magneto

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The Flood / Re: My final rum and coke of the night is too strong
« on: October 16, 2016, 02:17:17 AM »
How do I come to terms with the fact that I may not end up with the girl I love, man

I can get soooo many bitches and hotter and richer and sexier and better but this girl is just so perfect in my eyes. I wanna treat her like a princess all the time

It's only true if she loves you back.

I hate to tell you that, man, but it's true.
i think she does, but there's someone with lots of history that she does more

Idk maybe I'm just coping and should drop it altogether

Or you could follow the advice I gave Roman and chill the fuck out and stop trying to own these bitches. Just have a good time and see where it goes.

It's ok to get the girl

It's ok to loose her

Be thankful for the time you have and be in the fucking moment.

That's the advice an old drunk can tell you. When you start worrying about tomorrow is when it all goes to shit.

You like her, she likes you. Tomorrow will take care of itself.

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The Flood / Re: Fuck this hangover.
« on: October 16, 2016, 02:05:37 AM »
Down a Gatorade and stop being a pussy

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The Flood / Re: My final rum and coke of the night is too strong
« on: October 16, 2016, 02:01:07 AM »
I'm 6'1" 250

It takes a LOT of booze to make me pass out

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The Flood / Re: My final rum and coke of the night is too strong
« on: October 16, 2016, 02:00:21 AM »
How do I come to terms with the fact that I may not end up with the girl I love, man

I can get soooo many bitches and hotter and richer and sexier and better but this girl is just so perfect in my eyes. I wanna treat her like a princess all the time

It's only true if she loves you back.

I hate to tell you that, man, but it's true.

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The Flood / Re: Magneto is the best comic character ever
« on: October 16, 2016, 01:40:11 AM »
I can name one even better comic book villain.

Character. Not villain.
I defer to you on all things Magneto, but out of curiosity, when has he not acted as a villain?

Since Secret Wars 1?
So, what, did they just decide to make him a villain for the sake of the movies?

See my above post on that.
So, what you're saying is that even though he does some villainous things, you don't consider him to be a villain?
He's a freedom fighter™ and a symbol of mutant pride.

Das, would that tm be there if he weren't a Jew?
mayyyybe

The NWO was started by a Jew, but it isn't Jews who control it. That's what everyone has wrong. Rothchild is wealthy. The wealthy, Jew and Gentile, control it.

That's what the alt right have wrong.

Trump is the NWO. They're trying to solidify their power. Hillary too. We're too busy arguing over which one is to realize they both are. You want change?

Vote 3rd party

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The Flood / Re: My final rum and coke of the night is too strong
« on: October 16, 2016, 01:34:23 AM »
Oh goddamn it. I feel a giant crusty booger. The kind I have to scrape my frontal lobe to get out
Dude I love scraping those out. It's so satisfying in the end

Just did. Got that tingly feeling

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The Flood / Re: My final rum and coke of the night is too strong
« on: October 16, 2016, 01:28:48 AM »
And fuck it. I made another. 50/50 this time


And no advice?

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The Flood / Re: My final rum and coke of the night is too strong
« on: October 16, 2016, 01:21:21 AM »
Oh goddamn it. I feel a giant crusty booger. The kind I have to scrape my frontal lobe to get out

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The Flood / Re: Magneto is the best comic character ever
« on: October 16, 2016, 01:20:21 AM »
I can name one even better comic book villain.

Character. Not villain.
I defer to you on all things Magneto, but out of curiosity, when has he not acted as a villain?

Since Secret Wars 1?
So, what, did they just decide to make him a villain for the sake of the movies?

See my above post on that.
So, what you're saying is that even though he does some villainous things, you don't consider him to be a villain?
He's a freedom fighter™ and a symbol of mutant pride.

Das, would that tm be there if he weren't a Jew?

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