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The Flood / Re: "man that person has such a punchable face"
« on: October 29, 2016, 12:31:31 AM »

I wouldn't say his face is punchable as much as it's hilarious how he looks more squid than human, and his face is literally always a shit eating grin and literal troll face.

Don't lie, Loaf. You idolize him

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The Flood / Re: "man that person has such a punchable face"
« on: October 28, 2016, 11:31:37 PM »

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Serious / Re: FBI Reopening Clinton Email Investigation
« on: October 28, 2016, 08:37:36 PM »
AP reported about half an hour ago that the emails weren't from her server. So I am at loss here. If they weren't from her server, then it has to be something in the content of the emails. Lord knows what that could be.




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The Flood / Are weapon restriction laws unconstitutional?
« on: October 28, 2016, 08:28:06 PM »
Quote
The Second Amendment of the United States Constitution reads: "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

No where is there a mention of destructive capabilities, ammunition capacity or any restriction.

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The Flood / Does Trump have enough Alt-Right street cred..,
« on: October 28, 2016, 06:10:42 PM »
To launch the Trump TV news network after the rigged election steals our Lord and Protector's rightful chair leading the world?

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Serious / Re: FBI Reopening Clinton Email Investigation
« on: October 28, 2016, 04:26:31 PM »
Really, is the notion of Obama for another 6 months so bad that we can't pull the brakes, find better candidates and do this in March? I think the founding fathers would be ok with that

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The Flood / Re: "man that person has such a punchable face"
« on: October 28, 2016, 10:48:50 AM »
Some people have faces that are just punchable. Their features just emote smug egotism. You see them and want to pop them.
they can't really help the way their face looks

Oh, I agree with you. You asked why it was a thing, not if I thought it was right.

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The Flood / Re: A question about Alex Jones
« on: October 28, 2016, 10:36:33 AM »
Because literally no one takes him seriously

I don't think that's true. You can't have those high of ratings when no one takes you seriously

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The Flood / Re: "man that person has such a punchable face"
« on: October 28, 2016, 10:35:08 AM »
Some people have faces that are just punchable. Their features just emote smug egotism. You see them and want to pop them.

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The Flood / Re: "man that person has such a punchable face"
« on: October 28, 2016, 10:32:14 AM »
That Shkreli guy has one.

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The Flood / A question about Alex Jones
« on: October 28, 2016, 10:29:58 AM »
How come he always gets a free pass when his predictions don't happen? Hasn't Obama supposed to have declared martial law like 3 times now?


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IT'S HAPPENING

Lol. I remember when this poster was originally put out. It was in the comic shop by my house.

What's really funny is that literally every item on that list, except for the stun gun, is in a modern smartphone

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The M16A2, being a single dad of 2, selling businesses shit they need, travel.
But do you remember the barrel twist, muzzle velocity and maximum effective point and area target ranges?

Right
550/800 (I was only 80% effective out to 330)
950 mps

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Don't you mean "will destroy the internet" instead of "destroyed the internet" since it hasn't happen yet?

I don't fucking know. Is it future or past tense sunce they haven't done it or will do it while you sleep. And I am asking for your future reaction. You tell me.

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Post your reaction in the morning

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The M16A2, being a single dad of 2, selling businesses shit they need, travel.

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The Flood / Re: 2016 stikes again. Michael Massee dead at 61
« on: October 27, 2016, 09:34:44 PM »
He's the guy who accidentally shot and killed Bruce Lee's son on the set of that movie during a shoot.

Did you read how badly it fucked him up? He went to his grave regretting that

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The Flood / 2016 stikes again. Michael Massee dead at 61
« on: October 27, 2016, 08:56:28 PM »
He always played villains. He was the long haired badguy on the Crow.

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The Flood / Re: THINK before you dress up this year
« on: October 27, 2016, 08:34:59 PM »
I reported this thread to the KGB. Enjoy time in gulag comrade

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The Flood / Re: Don't get Arby's chicken fajita flatbread
« on: October 27, 2016, 08:31:29 PM »
TBPH, most Arby's food sucks. Their culy fries and Beef n' Cheddar are edible

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The Flood / Re: I think my office bathroom has a glory hole
« on: October 27, 2016, 05:24:35 PM »
Whoa
I mean, I knew the truck stop gloryholes were real, and obviously the sex shop stalls are all holes
But to find one in an office? Neat shit. Charlie, it is your duty to survey and if possible record the activity of this hole.

So you think it's one too?
It could be, who knows? Only one way to find out

Yeah, that ain't gonna happen.

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The Flood / Re: I think my office bathroom has a glory hole
« on: October 27, 2016, 05:22:37 PM »
Whoa
I mean, I knew the truck stop gloryholes were real, and obviously the sex shop stalls are all holes
But to find one in an office? Neat shit. Charlie, it is your duty to survey and if possible record the activity of this hole.

So you think it's one too?

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The Flood / Re: Gonna go get fucked by used car salesmen tomorrow
« on: October 27, 2016, 05:21:28 PM »
You're preapproved and you have an idea what your trade in is worth. YOU should be doing the fucking.

Start by going to the dealer website and looking iver which cars fit your budget. Pick one you really like slightly over budget and a realistic one that they should discount to get you in. Offer 20% less than the sticker. If they jump at that, walk away. That means it's a lemon. If they come back with a number below sticker, keep grinding them. Your timing is good, as the end of the month is when they try to move the most units.

Legit question I can't find an answer to: I'm looking at three cars at one dealer, but should I only offer on one, or is it okay to offer on two or all three of them?

No real right answer to this. Play it by ear. If they are too hot to trot on any of them, it's likely a lemon or they were prepared to sell it for less. Keep that in mind.

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The Flood / Re: Gonna go get fucked by used car salesmen tomorrow
« on: October 27, 2016, 05:09:27 PM »
You're preapproved and you have an idea what your trade in is worth. YOU should be doing the fucking.

Start by going to the dealer website and looking iver which cars fit your budget. Pick one you really like slightly over budget and a realistic one that they should discount to get you in. Offer 20% less than the sticker. If they jump at that, walk away. That means it's a lemon. If they come back with a number below sticker, keep grinding them. Your timing is good, as the end of the month is when they try to move the most units.

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Serious / Re: Tfw Polish pride thanks to Russia
« on: October 27, 2016, 04:25:01 PM »
Historically, Poland has always been fucked first and hardest when it comes to war in Europe. Glad to see they're being proactive in this.

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The Flood / I think my office bathroom has a glory hole
« on: October 27, 2016, 04:15:45 PM »
I work in a 5 story building that has several businesses in it. For whatever reason the first and second floor bathrooms were under maintenance. Now the third floor bathroom has three toilet stalls, 2 normal and the third a handicapped. I sat in the one by the handicapped. When I went to wipe my ass, the toilet paper dispenser wiggled a bit. I pulled it, and it shifted to reveal a 6 inch hole between the stalls. So... I think this is a glory hole. I work on the first floor, so I see everyone coming and going. I have no idea who's going to that floor.

Never knew these were a real thing

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The Flood / Re: what is the most useful animal?
« on: October 27, 2016, 11:23:26 AM »
I'm going with the dog.

Another human has the same senses and basic capabilities as you do. Dogs augment us in a way the enhances survival.

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The Flood / Re: Is Virginia in the South?
« on: October 27, 2016, 11:12:31 AM »
Depends on where. Get out in tobacco country or near the W Virginia boarder and you might as well be in Georgia. N Virginia around DC you may as well be in Manhattan. VA Beach is a mix. 

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll tell you how stupid you are
« on: October 27, 2016, 11:09:33 AM »
I once did a line of coke off a hooker's buttcheek in Thailand. Say what you will, cause I am #winning

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The Flood / Re: You must choose one and abstain from the other
« on: October 27, 2016, 10:55:53 AM »
But what do my Nipponese daring sims count as?

Deviance

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