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« on: November 04, 2016, 09:39:55 PM »
I like my hair the same way your mom likes her men.
Black
Hey, they pay in cash and never use groupon. That makes them the most profitable.
2343
« on: November 04, 2016, 09:34:17 PM »
For the last 6 bedtimes he's wanted to read The Little Mermaid. Tonight I asked him why. He said Ariel is pretty cause she has red hair.
Boy's got good taste, fam
2344
« on: November 04, 2016, 09:31:42 PM »
I bet you think this thread is about you
2345
« on: November 04, 2016, 08:22:34 PM »
This thread exemplifies what's wrong with American politics. There are more than two parties. Yet we talk like there are only the big two. Limiting the frame of discussion to just the big two keeps us choosing just from the shiniest of two turds. Until we recognize this, we'll stay right where we are.
And the democrats and republicans are just about equal in strength. We go through cycles where one has more power than the other, but they're just about in parity.
2346
« on: November 03, 2016, 08:58:15 PM »
In a shocking plot twist Turkey walked up intending to start shit but ended up pledging. In 2 years he's running the frat. 6 months after that the FBI raids the house due to hundreds of thousands of date rape accusations. They find the biggest stash of roofies in US history
2347
« on: November 03, 2016, 08:55:17 PM »
If they follow the book too closely it turns to the ultimate alt right propaganda movie. Maybe that's why they're doing it.
2348
« on: November 02, 2016, 08:13:16 PM »
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
are you aware of how much of a mindless drone this makes you look
>calls me a mindless drone
>Supports Hillary
HAHAHA
But I don't support Hillary and never have?
You slobber all over her in Serious
Uh, no. I don't. I'm voting for Jill Stein.
That's worse. Listen, i can REALLY respect you for voting independent but for fucks sake why not Gary Johnson?
Because he's a fucking idiot?
I am probably voting for him. Not because I believe in him. I'm in CA. We're firmly a blue state. I want a third option in 4 years. Right now he's the only one even close to getting to the 5% mark. If someone else were closer, I would be voting for them
2349
« on: November 02, 2016, 01:47:36 PM »
1 is you want it removed and destroyed
10 is you are so proud that you think it it's the best penis in the world
2350
« on: November 02, 2016, 01:08:28 PM »
Member star wars! Oh! I member. Member jabba? I member
what in the fucking name of FUCK are you talking about
It's a South Park joke. It is directly about your attitude
2351
« on: November 02, 2016, 11:59:37 AM »
Member star wars! Oh! I member. Member jabba? I member
2352
« on: November 01, 2016, 11:35:03 PM »
K
2353
« on: November 01, 2016, 08:52:55 PM »
If male genitalia arouse you, you ARE gay. No buts.
Gay or Bi
2354
« on: November 01, 2016, 08:34:23 PM »
Das... 
2355
« on: November 01, 2016, 06:37:48 PM »
Also, "penii" is not a word stop using it.
It's a word now. English is a magical language. It's alive and it evolves. Words are added and taken away every year. I'm just ahead of the curve
2356
« on: November 01, 2016, 06:35:35 PM »
Feminine penis is real and I'm not gay
Feminine penis is still penis. Accept your place in society
2357
« on: November 01, 2016, 05:41:24 PM »
There's nothing wrong with that. Just accept it and move on. It doesn't matter what personal label you apply to yourself. Society has taken that responsibility and labeled you already. Even if you sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Crave cock, regardless of its femininity, and you are gay or bi.
No shut up and get back to work making money for the man.
2358
« on: November 01, 2016, 11:21:40 AM »
What, exactly, does this have to do with the article I posted?
That because Hillary does it that makes it ok when Trump does it?
Ding ding ding
There's also a difference here. She profited of an existing deal that was above board. Secretive communications look like and should be treated as espionage when someone is in or attempting to attain public office. We know the CF got that money because it was public record. What's Trump hiding here?
2359
« on: November 01, 2016, 02:33:31 AM »
What, exactly, does this have to do with the article I posted? That because Hillary does it that makes it ok when Trump does it?
2360
« on: November 01, 2016, 02:30:21 AM »
I'm a CA resident, so my state is going for Clinton regardless of how I vote. With that in mind I am voting for Johnson because we need an alternative to the two party system. In 4 years it's possible, however unlikely, that we could choose between the shiniest of 3 turds instead of two
2361
« on: November 01, 2016, 01:35:50 AM »
2362
« on: October 31, 2016, 11:23:38 PM »
Depends on the usage. If the item or person is so massively larger than the compared object that it makes it look small, it dwarfs it. If you are talking about more than one dwarf, it is dwarves.
2363
« on: October 31, 2016, 10:23:11 PM »
2364
« on: October 31, 2016, 11:55:19 AM »
Bonus: 
2365
« on: October 31, 2016, 11:53:14 AM »
"I don't remember eating peanuts!"
2366
« on: October 31, 2016, 11:08:56 AM »
A safer strain of Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blood. You still die, but your face doesn't melt off first.
Honestly? Crispr
2367
« on: October 31, 2016, 10:18:03 AM »
In order:
New Zealand
Irish
British
Thai
2368
« on: October 30, 2016, 12:36:11 AM »
A challenger appears
You are unable to make contact with him.
I can't touch this
2369
« on: October 29, 2016, 06:42:24 PM »
A challenger appears
2370
« on: October 29, 2016, 12:37:43 PM »
Here is your mission should you choose to accept it: Threesome. Find two women and have sex with both of them at the same time. Bonus if you can have one riding you while the other sits on your face and they french kiss each other
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