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1891
« on: December 29, 2016, 11:53:33 PM »
No, I remember it fondly. I remember all the fucking garbage kids that destroyed the origami bat I worked all year for in art and my teachers knew I didn't have to play with others or even interact with them much. Good riddance to those shitty excuses for human beings.
You must not remember preschool very well. My kids go to the best in preschool in San Diego. You know what? Put 30 of those little fuckers on a playground and all the Teachers can do is make them share, bandage boo boos and show them where the potty is when they do the pee pee dance.
If that isn't anarcho-communism, I don't know what is Doesn't retract from my point. We train kids to share and to handle our own shit. It's one of the first lessons we teach. Anarcho-Communism is the human ideal.
1892
« on: December 29, 2016, 11:50:01 PM »
>Someone should die for keeping what they earned.
Wew lad.
Legally, anyone who does anything selfish should probably be shot. Altruistically Verb is right. I yearn for the day we're that evolved. When we choose to be our brother's keeper because it's the right thing to do. The only place I disagree with him is how culturally advanced we are. Culturally speaking we're toddlers. He believes we're adolescents.
1893
« on: December 29, 2016, 11:45:41 PM »
It's the government's job to make sure we aren't killing each other, not stop a dumb ass from fucking himself over financially.
No, you don't have to share. You have every right to be selfish with your shit and you learn that pretty quickly after preschool.
Do as you like, but everyone shares.
The government only exists to ensure equal distribution of resources. Beyond that? You're on your own. You must not remember preschool very well. My kids go to the best in preschool in San Diego. You know what? Put 30 of those little fuckers on a playground and all the Teachers can do is make them share, bandage boo boos and show them where the potty is when they do the pee pee dance. If that isn't anarcho-communism, I don't know what is
1894
« on: December 29, 2016, 11:20:52 PM »
Though seriously, your dog is so cute he inspires murder
1895
« on: December 29, 2016, 11:20:16 PM »
Doggo demands sacrifices
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD DOGE
1896
« on: December 29, 2016, 11:17:05 PM »
I'd rather someone call me a shill than suggest I do work for a group >for free.
Also, I'm still trying to wrap my head around the idea that you can be both Anti-Capitalist and Libertarian.
It's actually the easiest and we all went through something like it. Preschool. Do as you like, but everyone shares. The government only exists to ensure equal distribution of resources. Beyond that? You're on your own.
1897
« on: December 29, 2016, 11:10:25 PM »
All can be your for the low, low price of $30K a month.
"Success is mixed." 80% failure rate.
Is it okay to take money from retards like this?
At $30k a month... wouldn't that show they already had said life skills? And I don't know. Some say Scientology is ok.
1898
« on: December 29, 2016, 11:08:23 PM »
On a quantum scale, fundamental particles exist as one-dimensional strings that vibrate in certain states and explain a multitude of gaps in classical physics.
On a quantum scale your dick is still barely visible
Doesn't stop him from working your mother over with it. Though at $2.58 an hour, she is a hell of a bargain
1899
« on: December 29, 2016, 03:09:27 PM »
Analysts predict sanctions next. Other unspecified actions hinted at for later.
While I know why this is being done, what good will come of it?
1900
« on: December 29, 2016, 02:16:30 PM »
I just hope it's centered around eliminating under employment. Creating jobs isn't enough. The right kinds of jobs have to be made. Having laid off marketing execs working at Starbucks doesn't help anyone. Or experienced linemen pumping gas. This is where Obama's economic recovery failed the US. Sure, jobs were created; but not enough of the right ones.
1901
« on: December 29, 2016, 01:49:58 PM »
Hookers and blow.
How else do you celebrate?
Since it's your 21st... At least a hooker has to die from a party related thing. Like alcohol poisoning or overdose on heroin. It's better if it's a friend. Not a close friend. More like a friendly acquaintance.
1902
« on: December 29, 2016, 01:40:56 PM »
How to invent Time Travel.
You have to promise your self that you will go back in time and give it to yourself. Then an older you should appear right in front of you and give you a time machine.
If it doesn't work, it means you can't keep promises and aren't trustworthy.
1903
« on: December 29, 2016, 01:04:52 AM »
I'm gonna disagree. After the man died, a family took the boy in. Giving hope that eventually we could overcome our selfishness. Both give hope in a statistical sample set of one.
Now that I think about it. They're the same story.
The strangers at the end of The Road could be anybody. Their intent and motive is completely unknown and for all we know the kid could've just ended up with a bunch more cannibals or worse.
And the Human Project could have been yet another government ruse. Remember it was equated to UFO's earlier in the story. We're given nothing but our hopes and preconceived notions to guide us at the end.
1904
« on: December 29, 2016, 12:55:09 AM »
I'm gonna disagree. After the man died, a family took the boy in. Giving hope that eventually we could overcome our selfishness. Both give hope in a statistical sample set of one.
Now that I think about it. They're the same story.
1905
« on: December 29, 2016, 12:31:34 AM »
Both have our future stolen. One we stole it from ourselves and the other it is stolen from us. Both are dark.
But which is darker?
Before you bring up roasted babies, remember that dying with dignity and dying of murder, you still die. In Children of Men, society knew it was dying. Who knows? The Road could be in the same universe, just on the other dide of the globe.
Anyhoo. Darker depiction of Man meeting the end. Choose.
1906
« on: December 28, 2016, 08:15:37 PM »
I hope Sharon has Ozzy in a cage at this point
Ozzy is immortal at this point.
Back in '77 Ozzy and Kieth Richards did a line of a strange blue powder given to them by a Buddhist Monk after a show in Nepal. Since then they have become immune to death.
1907
« on: December 28, 2016, 08:10:57 PM »
It sure seems like it
1908
« on: December 28, 2016, 07:35:25 PM »
I feel for her mother. That's a parent's worst nightmare to bury their kid. Even if her daughter was 53. We're supposed to die before our kids.
Her daughter was 60
Oh. Got George Michael's age and hers mixed.
1909
« on: December 28, 2016, 05:57:09 PM »
I feel for her mother. That's a parent's worst nightmare to bury their kid. Even if her daughter was 53. We're supposed to die before our kids.
1910
« on: December 28, 2016, 04:38:12 PM »
Why did they keep saying "and possibly raped" over wnd over again? Why not killed or maimed? In fact, why bring that up at all?
They're stranded in Siberia for 9 months with a bunch of dudes. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say tyat sex will be near the bottom of the list of things on their minds.
1911
« on: December 28, 2016, 12:14:01 AM »
I'M GONNA SET STRAIGHT THIS WATERGATE
1912
« on: December 27, 2016, 11:52:59 PM »
I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT
1913
« on: December 27, 2016, 11:45:53 PM »
Honestly, I don't know how to feel about this year. I'm more worried about what's coming.
Winter is coming. Nuclear Winter 
1914
« on: December 26, 2016, 12:29:05 PM »
If you're a average fuck, you deserve to be beaten mercilessly. There's no excuse for being average, being average means you're stupid and lazy. There's studies that have shown that the amount of crap we eat in our diet hasn't risen or the average weight. 1/2 r'of people in the united states are under weight or malnourished. It's not a "condition", you are not skinny, lazy, and stupid, and you make average decisions. There's no excuse.
And how do you think I feel looking at dating websites? There's so many average people, I keep scrolling through the website and I see nothing but average people, I don't want to date someone who looks physically repulsive, I'm sorry. If you're super nice, when we get into the bedroom and you look like Everyone, we're just not going to have sex. Not only that, but what does it say about you as a person if you're nor skinny or fat? You're stupid, you're lazy, you can't even take care of your own body. I have no respect for low test, beta fucks.
1915
« on: December 26, 2016, 10:52:24 AM »
When I'm feeling down
And feeling sad
You come around
And make me glad
I got you
Oh, my little chicken
I love your feet
I love your breasts
I love the way you eat gravel
To help you digest
Oh, my little chicken
People say you're using me
In your heart you're a killer
But I know the worst
I should fear is
A slight case of salmonella
So lie right back
Don't you cry
If an egg can fit in there
Why can't I.....mmmmmmm
Oh my little
Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk
Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk
Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk,
Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk
You're my love
My little chicken likes
To wear garter belts
1916
« on: December 26, 2016, 02:36:07 AM »
Hey OP asked and I answered
you're such a fucking hemorrhoid
Thanks.
1917
« on: December 26, 2016, 02:31:57 AM »
Al Baghdadi did a blow job / prostate massage. It felt like I came gallons.
in what universe do you think anybody wants to know about this
you disgusting fuckbag
Hey OP asked and I answered
1918
« on: December 26, 2016, 01:51:23 AM »
10/10
I thought you weren't dating this person anymore, though.
We got back together. When you're 41, you just go with the devil you know
1919
« on: December 26, 2016, 01:50:21 AM »
Hanukkah doesn't even matter
Passover is where it's at
Yay. A sader and an unlocked door.
1920
« on: December 26, 2016, 01:49:10 AM »
Al Baghdadi did a blow job / prostate massage. It felt like I came gallons.
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