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The Flood / Re: Dear Baby Boomers, please start dying
« on: January 19, 2017, 08:26:51 PM »
Shit man, you think you got it bad? I have to wait for boomers and xers to kick it and by then I'll be passed up for some young shit straight out of college.

Truly a meme of an existence.

True, you guys are double fucked. You're competing with me to get these shit jobs

And failing miserably.

I'm ok with being poor tho, it is what it is.

You guys are tough. I will give you that. It's just wrong that my generation's parents won't go away. X is supposed to have those jobs and Millennials are supposed to start working up the ranks. But here the X'ers are getting old in the entry level while you guys are in the cold.

Das is right. It's time for a culling

For as bad as the purge was as a movie it's not exactly a bad idea. The young should eat the old.

My last sales manager was in his late 60's. he had no intention of retiring any time soon. All he would do is talk about how much better they sold in the late 80's and 90's. he doesn't even get how email works. Let alone email marketing. We were getting a .05% hit on our campaign and he actually said it should be upwards of 10% "if we did it right."

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The Flood / Re: Dear Baby Boomers, please start dying
« on: January 19, 2017, 08:18:13 PM »
Shit man, you think you got it bad? I have to wait for boomers and xers to kick it and by then I'll be passed up for some young shit straight out of college.

Truly a meme of an existence.

True, you guys are double fucked. You're competing with me to get these shit jobs

And failing miserably.

I'm ok with being poor tho, it is what it is.

You guys are tough. I will give you that. It's just wrong that my generation's parents won't go away. X is supposed to have those jobs and Millennials are supposed to start working up the ranks. But here the X'ers are getting old in the entry level while you guys are in the cold.

Das is right. It's time for a culling

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The Flood / Re: Dear Baby Boomers, please start dying
« on: January 19, 2017, 08:06:57 PM »
Shit man, you think you got it bad? I have to wait for boomers and xers to kick it and by then I'll be passed up for some young shit straight out of college.

Truly a meme of an existence.

True, you guys are double fucked. You're competing with me to get these shit jobs

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The Flood / Dear Baby Boomers, please start dying
« on: January 19, 2017, 07:39:48 PM »
It's passed time. I have a MBA. 15 years B2B sales experience. I at least should be in middle management by now. What's on the job market? Entry level working for who? Fucking baby boomers. Feel free to die at any time now.

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Serious / Re: Gambia HAPPENING
« on: January 19, 2017, 04:10:48 PM »
So, the incumbent leader is calling BS on a foreign backed president who was a land develop who used  social media to a masterful degree to win? Can't think of anywhere else this happened
So you're admitting that Obummer is a dictator?

One left power peacefully, the other did not

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The first one is satire. Look around the site.

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Serious / Re: Gambia HAPPENING
« on: January 19, 2017, 12:45:54 AM »
So, the incumbent leader is calling BS on a foreign backed president who was a land develop who used  social media to a masterful degree to win? Can't think of anywhere else this happened

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Gaming / Re: Are Fall Out and Elder Scrolls the same universe?
« on: January 18, 2017, 09:29:52 PM »
Dude what if

The dragonborn is your son

Maybe I'm the Dragonborn, and I just don't know it yet

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The Flood / Having sex with a perfect clone of yourself
« on: January 18, 2017, 01:35:56 AM »
Is it gay or masturbation?

It's gotta be one or the other. No both or gay masturbation options.

Though Das is allowed to post a gif on how hot he finds it

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The Flood / Re: Should I make schnitzels or dumplings for dinner?
« on: January 17, 2017, 08:27:59 PM »
You should make schnitzengruben


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The Flood / Re: Can I have sex with my drunk girlfriend while I'm sober?
« on: January 17, 2017, 12:46:04 AM »
Seriously, you guys would get laid more often if you listened to me than calling me a cuck because my wife cheated on me. After 42 years of life, 17 of which in a relationship, I really do know what makes chicks tick.

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The Flood / Re: Can I have sex with my drunk girlfriend while I'm sober?
« on: January 17, 2017, 12:42:09 AM »
The rule of thumb with things like this is if you have to ask, don't do it.

She's you're girlfriend, anyways. It's not like you won't get another opportunity.

I know I'm a little late on this, I just wanted to weigh in.

She said while sober she was gonna get wasted and give him a good night. I don't see the problem here.  If he met some chick at a bar, and he was sober and she wasted, then there's a point. This whole thread is taking consent too far. This type of thinking removes the spontaneity from romance. She said she wants to fuck. What's the issue here?

This is not romance lol

Yeah, it is. You think 50 Shades got that popular if women didn't think so? If you think romance is wine, rose petals and candles... you got a lot to learn. It's also hot drunken nights and bad breath mornings. Romance is a lot of things. None of them are the same. Much of it is the things that make her feel special and sexy.

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Will the teetotalers please suck a big bag of dicks?

And I am a few in and typing just fine

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The Flood / Re: There hasn't been any new pics of Bigfoot lately
« on: January 16, 2017, 07:54:56 PM »
I heard he got a job with Google. He goes by Fred and works in their marketing department.

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The Flood / Why aren't there any good cults anymore?
« on: January 16, 2017, 07:53:42 PM »
You guys notice that there really hasn't been a good cult in like 20 years? The last new one where those crwzy Japanese fuckers who released nerve agents into the Tokyo subway.

When are we gonna get one of those mass suicide cults again?

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The Flood / Re: Do you see yourself as an SJW, feminist or creationist?
« on: January 16, 2017, 07:00:30 PM »
I am a neohumanist.

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The Flood / Re: Can I have sex with my drunk girlfriend while I'm sober?
« on: January 16, 2017, 06:59:22 PM »
The rule of thumb with things like this is if you have to ask, don't do it.

She's you're girlfriend, anyways. It's not like you won't get another opportunity.

I know I'm a little late on this, I just wanted to weigh in.

She said while sober she was gonna get wasted and give him a good night. I don't see the problem here.  If he met some chick at a bar, and he was sober and she wasted, then there's a point. This whole thread is taking consent too far. This type of thinking removes the spontaneity from romance. She said she wants to fuck. What's the issue here?

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The Flood / Re: Can I have sex with my drunk girlfriend while I'm sober?
« on: January 16, 2017, 06:54:29 PM »
Get one of these.



Yes, they are real.

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The Flood / Re: My modest proposal on making a more civil society
« on: January 16, 2017, 06:29:46 PM »
Do kicks build up over time if I don't use them? (Doubtful)

Just one kick per 24 hour period

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The Flood / Re: My modest proposal on making a more civil society
« on: January 16, 2017, 12:30:54 PM »
That doesn't sound at all civil.

At first there will be a learning curve. But, after time people will act in a manner that doesn't draw attention to themselves as needing to be kicked. They will be more civil.

Sounds like a good way to force society to stagnate.

I disagree. If certain individuals receive multiple kicks throughout their day, they would learn to not act in a manner that warrants so many kicks. In companies, if a supervisor is continually stifling research to save face, then they get kicked. Disruptive students in class would also be kicked. Sure, at first this would be abused. But the group as a whole would limit this.

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The Flood / Re: My modest proposal on making a more civil society
« on: January 16, 2017, 12:20:54 PM »
That doesn't sound at all civil.

At first there will be a learning curve. But, after time people will act in a manner that doesn't draw attention to themselves as needing to be kicked. They will be more civil.

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The Flood / My modest proposal on making a more civil society
« on: January 16, 2017, 12:16:57 PM »
Make it completely legal and acceptable to kick someone in the dick once per day. Females may be cunt punted.

The rules: You may kick someone as hard as you can, barefoot, once per 24 hour period. They can retaliate, but that will use their kick. No protective gear is allowed and no one may interfere with the kick. If you wanted to kick a politician, their security detail may not hamper you. The only limitation is with police, fire fighters and people in hospitals. If there is a life threatening crisis, you have to wait until they finish, and then you may kick. The receiving party has to assume the position when the kick is announced. No attempt to block it is allowed. Though, if it is a surprise kick, then mitigating factors will be allowed. The process will be for announced kicks will be a formal declaration of kick, the receiving party assuming the position, the kick, and a mandatory one minute wait for the kicker to receive a retaliatory kick. If no retaliation is issued, then both parties go about their days. For people driving cars, both parties must pull over to a safe area before kicking. Refusal to pull over is the same as interfering. People who interfere will void their kick for a full week per instance of interfering.

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The Flood / Re: American pub songs
« on: January 15, 2017, 10:24:55 PM »
I frequent a lot of hole bars. Those are my go tos for the jukebox. I usually sprinkle in some Doors, Stones and Hendrix in for good measure.

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The Flood / Re: American pub songs
« on: January 15, 2017, 08:55:32 PM »
Brown Eyed Girl
December, 1963
Tiny Dancer
Friends in Low Places
Sweet Child O Mine
Paradise City
Piano Man
Bye Bye Mrs American Pie
You Shook Me All Night Long
Dream On

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The Flood / Re: Guess the originator of the quote
« on: January 15, 2017, 08:49:32 PM »
I'm pretty sure that's Lincoln.

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The Flood / Re: my bf got alcohol poisoning from a single four loko
« on: January 15, 2017, 02:44:07 PM »
A single can? Alcohol poisoning? Are you guys like 5 years old?

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Gaming / Are Fall Out and Elder Scrolls the same universe?
« on: January 15, 2017, 02:31:18 PM »
Playing FO4.  I sided with the BoS, and in a room I found Nirnroot. It also had a log telling how it was made.

Maybe TES is the future.

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The Flood / Anarchists should be anti-corporatists
« on: January 15, 2017, 10:31:13 AM »
90 years ago all food was organic. Governments, for the most part, still listened to their constituents. Then in the post WWII era, the conglomerates emerged. Created from war profiteering, they wielded the power of governments without any of the responsibility. Only beholden to faceless shareholders, they rape the Earth and enslave the peop-*shot in the back of the head*

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The Flood / Who is the most red pilled user?
« on: January 15, 2017, 01:16:48 AM »
Who's eyes are all the way open?

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Serious / Re: Will Tillerson become SOTUS?
« on: January 14, 2017, 09:05:06 PM »


CEO who was basically in bed with Russia.


denounce Putin with Marco Rubio pushing him on it.


Making money in Russia is not cozying up to Russia.
Using common sense by saying Putin is not a war criminal, is not a bad thing.

Russia is a pretty corrupt country. Making money in Russia basically does mean being in bed with the Russian government

Edit: In terms of corruption, Russia is number 121 out of 168. Fucking Pakistan is not as corrupt.

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