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You have to wonder, are alien memes more technologically advanced? Would exposure to alien memes destroy terran memes?

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The Flood / Re: Custom Tombstones
« on: February 01, 2017, 08:05:00 PM »
Oh. Thought this was which we'd want.

I would have a stone woman bent doggy style with a hole just big enough to fit a fleshlight. That way when people pay their respects they can get their jollies with my headstone

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Your kids go to a Jewish community center for preschool?

Ex-Mrs Charlie is Jewish.  She had them converted to Judaism at birth. It's important to her they are raised culturally Jewish. Whatever that means. Upshot of it is it is the best preschool in town.

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Serious / In the last 48 hours, EVERY JCC has received a bomb threat.
« on: January 31, 2017, 12:06:14 PM »
Look at your news source of choice for details.


Shut the fuck up, Das. Remember my kids go to the J for preschool.

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That's syphilis dude

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3 Million out of 128 million that was cast is not a landslide, nor was it her ignoring where she needed the electoral votes. Trump merely was able to flip states that were considered blue strongholds.

Hillary won the popular vote by a landslide.

One of the largest differences in election history. Three million is significant. And Hillary fucked up. Big time. Her "firewall" strategy was stupid.

But none of this refutes any of my points.

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1) The polling data wasn't inaccurate. How it was interpreted was. Hillary won the popular vote by a landslide. She just ignored where she needed electorate votes.

2) This isn't a prediction. It's a poll on his performance.

3) This data is expected. More than half of Trump's now constituents hate him because of point 1.

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The Flood / Re: Why do people swear?
« on: January 30, 2017, 07:40:56 PM »
Judge all you fucking want. You only think it "trashy" because you have a preconceived notion that some words are taboo. Do I cuss constantly around my kid? No, not really. But I don't talk to him like he's a kid. I talk to him like he's an adult. You know what? He's better for it. He's a year younger than all his classmates and he speaks like he's two years older? Why? I don't baby him. I will not dumb him down because some ivory tower soccer mom thinks he should speak like a kid. Communication is the single most important skill I can teach him. I'll be damned if I deny him that just because people have a problem with certain words.

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Not really shocking. He came into office with 52% of the public screaming not my president. I'm not giving him an iota of support here, but this isn't a surprise. Let me know when he starts eating into the 48% that got him in. Then I'll warm up the popcorn.

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The Flood / Re: Why do people swear?
« on: January 29, 2017, 05:57:29 PM »
I never understood why some words are taboo when they aren't blanket judgements on others. Nigger, chink, spick, fag, honkey... those I get. But Fuck, shit or cunt? Those really are just words. Now I gotta censor my kid because some soccer mom gets offended when my son tells her little bundle of sunshine to fuck off.

This is a true story BTW. I just got a call this week because my 4 year old told his friend to fuck off, I gotta take a piss. He did have to piss, and his friend wouldn't leave him alone. To me this is correct usage of the full English language. But now I have to act like he's in trouble for using "potty words."

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The way the order was interpreted was VERY poor. One of my friends is stationed in one of those countries as an interpreter. He's Army. His wife is there with them, both US born. They had a baby on post, and they got a call from the State Department saying they couldn't bring the baby back to the US. Neither are Muslim and they were told for about 12 hours that their kid couldn't come back with them. The wife was posting everything on FaceBook until it was resolved.

The reality is that Trump and the government do not mix. He won't listen to his handlers. He thinks he's king

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The Flood / ITT: Post dirty things you would do to Anna Kendrick
« on: January 29, 2017, 10:39:58 AM »
Go

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Should'a sent a dick pick

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Serious / Re: France bans unlimited free soda refills
« on: January 28, 2017, 09:05:07 AM »
Live the assumption being made here. Did it get put to a vote or did the French government just up and do it? The French take their food pretty seriously.

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Serious / Re: France bans unlimited free soda refills
« on: January 27, 2017, 08:39:43 PM »
Wait, places in France offered refills? WTF!?! I never got a free refill there. I drank wine and beer because they were cheapest. Fucking water didn't get refills.

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The Flood / Re: Sorry, not sorry but white nationalism is dead
« on: January 27, 2017, 08:17:42 PM »
We shouldn't discriminate against persons of colour. We should hate everyone equally.

The beautiful people the beautiful people

It's all relative to the size of your steeple.

You can't see the forest for the trees

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The Flood / Re: Sorry, not sorry but white nationalism is dead
« on: January 27, 2017, 08:16:02 PM »
You say that but my race just became enemies of the state again, literally banned from the country.

For now

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The Flood / Re: Sorry, not sorry but white nationalism is dead
« on: January 27, 2017, 08:12:50 PM »
We shouldn't discriminate against persons of colour. We should hate everyone equally.

The beautiful people the beautiful people

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Send a dick pic. Chicks love dick pics

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The Flood / Re: hey shut the fuck up
« on: January 27, 2017, 07:36:24 PM »
No u

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The Flood / Sorry, not sorry but white nationalism is dead
« on: January 27, 2017, 07:35:53 PM »
The Alt Right may have got their candidate in, but there will never be a whites-first society again. The demographics show a pluralist society no matter who is president. The Alt Right may have got the press, but Trump was voted in strictly because people thought he'd bring the jobs back. You aren't getting a brown shirt. Y'all may as well go back to earning your GBP's for those tendies.

The future is brown.

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The Flood / Re: I wanna know why people hate freedom
« on: January 27, 2017, 05:03:40 PM »
Taxation is theft.
Okay stephan moleneux.
Without taxation we would live in an anarcho capitalist system, and the wealth would become dynastic. No, this would not benefit you, it would go to people who hold trillions and trillions of dollars because they own corporations or shares in a company; which would just be an extension of what we already have right now.
But you're wrong. We would abolish currency and the government and live in tribal communities centered around agriculture like our forebears. We will pass our time spearfishing trout and stalking game with arrow in hand. Men will be men once more and learn how to sew and recite poetry and live nobly as Wotan would wish us to do.

THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

THE FIRST RULE OF PROJECT MAYHEM IS YOU DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS

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Serious / Re: Man Bear Pig is real
« on: January 26, 2017, 10:56:33 PM »
Shit. Ian beat me to it. Sorry bro.

Everyone else: post in his thread

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Serious / Man Bear Pig is real
« on: January 26, 2017, 10:55:24 PM »
Well, Man Mouse Pig... And he was quickly destroyed.

I am a little torn on this. On one hand yay science. We can start growing badly needed organs for transplant. On the other, animal rights will come into play, as well as the law of unintended consequences. What could we accidentally create?

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The Flood / Re: Ban Jeb Bush he's a fag and a bully
« on: January 26, 2017, 08:09:19 PM »
I wonder why we haven't had a Pence alt enter the fray yet
That man is a joke

He's on the front lines ECT'ing the gay menace. What have you done but live off the Bush name?

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The Flood / Re: Ban Jeb Bush he's a fag and a bully
« on: January 26, 2017, 08:05:37 PM »
I wonder why we haven't had a Pence alt enter the fray yet

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The Flood / Re: Men are more beautiful than women (NO HOMO)
« on: January 26, 2017, 07:06:03 PM »
And nobody can refute OP's point that almost all attractive women look bad without makeup whereas all attractive men still look good without makeup.

How can you refute an opinion? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Jive likes pretty boys. Good on him.  I prefer older red heads with trust issues. Everyone flies their freak flag their own way.

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The Flood / Re: Men are more beautiful than women (NO HOMO)
« on: January 26, 2017, 06:21:31 PM »
>2017
>Giving a shit about who has sex with who

Jive, I don't even care how many dudes pound your butt every night. Just be happy and healthy. I don't judge you. You're a valuable member of our group.

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The Flood / Re: Shia LaBeaouf's 4 year long livestream protest
« on: January 26, 2017, 03:43:28 PM »
Bumblebee and Optimus can't save him from this
You didn't know about Opty and Bumly (it's what they call each other)?

Oddly Prime is the fem in their relationship.

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