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1411
« on: April 01, 2017, 07:56:37 PM »
Let's say I came into 1.37 billion dollars. Let's go a step further and say I used it to start my very own b-movie studio. Now, I just need ideas on the next ScyFy Original hit.
Awardees will have a $500,000 cleared and be shown at 2:30am on the critically acclaimed ScyFy channel, and be shown on any bad movie marathon.
Only science fiction, fantasy or monster movies will be considered. $100,000 extra if you can secure a dated TV star or reformed porn actress.
The movie will have 90 days for writing, filming and editing. There will be 3 antiquated MacBook Pros available on a first come, first served basis for any CGI work (3 hour maximum if there's a line.)
The funds MUST be used for production and payroll ONLY. Any unused funds will be returned at the end of editing.
The proper pitch will be:
TITLE (in all caps)
A hook (best done if you say: "picture it/this...)
A brief synopsis
A "mic drop" statement to close the deal
If the picture actually makes anything, you would get 1% of the revenues, after the $500,000 is made back.
Go
1412
« on: April 01, 2017, 11:33:28 AM »
When I was a kid, there was a single kid in my whole school that had a peanut allergy. One.
Now, when I drop my kids off at preschool, every single door has the massive lists of what can't be brought in because almost every kid is allergic to them.
What happened between 1978, when I started school, and 2014?
My theory is it's the pill. Women's liberation and readily accessible birth control. I think it changed how women chose their mate.
By removing the inevitable pregnancy and making it optional, women chose who they were with on purely emotional reasons and began to ignore the biological ones developed over eons of evolutionary development.
The result is more sickly kids. This also could explain the higher divorce rate. When women go off the pill, they realize that they aren't attracted to their husbands anymore. Reciprocally, men are removed from the breeding role, and begin to have a wandering eye for another potential mate. Women do the same when they wake up one morning and realize that their mate isn't a match for their biology.
I think that men evolved to plant their seed wherever they could and women evolved to be the selectors. Our biology ties into our emotional well being. If we deny our biology, it follows we wouldn't be emotionally happy.
Thoughts?
1413
« on: April 01, 2017, 11:12:07 AM »
1414
« on: April 01, 2017, 09:49:41 AM »
And the shakes go away
1415
« on: March 31, 2017, 01:48:44 AM »
If you're worried, burn it
1416
« on: March 31, 2017, 01:47:52 AM »
Win her over with your boyish charm
(Kidnap her)
1417
« on: March 31, 2017, 01:46:12 AM »
50% of the time it pops. I know ads keep this site up, but really? I don't know what banner it links to cause I am redirected before I see it.
Is there anything you can do?
1418
« on: March 30, 2017, 11:55:47 PM »
Shego doesn't exactly have a winning record against spies.
That being said, Kim Possible would wipe the floor with those sluts, so Shego probably would too.
... 
1419
« on: March 30, 2017, 04:46:43 PM »
There's too much to cover for it to be a true adaptation of the book. They would need 3 hours for a montage of Derry's bloody history alone. That book is THICK. It will have to focus on just the Losers Club. Plus the stuff tying it to the Turtle of King's other books and Shelob of LotR?
It may be good, but they can't be faithful.
...unless they're doing a joined Stephen King universe and it ties into the Dark Tower...
Just a thought
1420
« on: March 29, 2017, 05:52:47 PM »
Chick is the unreliable narrator. If he lives, he will be the author of the book the eventual movie will be based on. In Chick's story she died, but in reality she lived (or was killed by Norman at another time.)
1421
« on: March 28, 2017, 10:45:50 AM »
Al Baghdadi is a psych nurse. You want me to share your problem with her and get advice? This forum isn't the best when it comes to actual serious stuff.
My advice is to start with your doctor and see if it's something simple like a med adjustment.
1422
« on: March 27, 2017, 11:50:09 PM »
What exactly was fucking you up?
My mom died a little over a week ago.
Ok. Wow. You're still thinking of school? I am 41 and that would stop me cold. You're a stronger man than me. My condolences. Whatever happens afterwards, she's looking at you proudly. You are strong and that's all a parent can ask.
1423
« on: March 27, 2017, 10:23:13 AM »
Are you on the quarter or semester?
Semester
2 weeks is a big deal, but not the end of the world. Check your syllabus and contact your professors on what you missed. Contact anyone from those classes to see if they'll bring you up to speed. Hopefully you didn't miss any quizzes. If you missed an exam you'll want to talk to the professor about make up work.
1424
« on: March 27, 2017, 10:04:28 AM »
Are you on the quarter or semester?
1425
« on: March 27, 2017, 02:00:39 AM »
By season 3 all of them are pregnant with his kids. But... PLOT TWIST they don't know it's him. They don't find out until season 4 when a daytime TV talk show does a DNA test. By season 6 the show is about them struggling to be single mothers and using their super spy skills to track him down for back child support.
That actually sounds kinda interesting.
I have often thought of writing for TV
1426
« on: March 26, 2017, 10:40:46 AM »
By season 3 all of them are pregnant with his kids. But... PLOT TWIST they don't know it's him. They don't find out until season 4 when a daytime TV talk show does a DNA test. By season 6 the show is about them struggling to be single mothers and using their super spy skills to track him down for back child support.
1427
« on: March 26, 2017, 10:35:56 AM »
It looks like they gave it the Suicide Squad treatment. I'll bet 90% of those scenes will be cut. WB will step in and ruin it the way they did with all 3 of the previous movies.
1428
« on: March 26, 2017, 02:19:17 AM »
Fuck you. I owe money.
1429
« on: March 25, 2017, 01:33:51 PM »
1430
« on: March 25, 2017, 10:49:05 AM »
And they have only themselves to blame. The last election delivered every thing that they wanted and they can't even come to an agreement now.
1431
« on: March 24, 2017, 11:08:52 PM »
The worst time of this was $0.50 pitchers at my local club. I don't have a clue how many I drank. One moment I am in the club, the next I am at parade rest being screamed at that I smelled like a fucking brewery.
I guess I missed first formation. Oops. Then I was on the bus to the range. No transition, just snapped in and out. By then I had sobered up enough to stay there in the moment. Still drunk AF, but aware the whole time.
I never shot so well in my life.
As punishment the company commander put me and a few others on brass detail. We got it done and a range cadre asked if we could do a special detail for him. The platoon leader said ok, thinking it would further our suffering.
Nope.
They had 25 AT4's that they had to fire for "budget reasons." In the government budget is use it or lose it. Inventory was the next day, and the range had to show these as fired or they couldn't order as many next fiscal year.
So I don't know what the lesson was that day
1432
« on: March 24, 2017, 10:51:42 PM »
Tell him that tassels are fags
Ape hangers are for fags
so he's a double fucking faggot
then I fuck him in the ass
How many years pass before you wake from the coma?
1433
« on: March 24, 2017, 10:45:01 PM »
 What do you do?
1434
« on: March 24, 2017, 10:42:47 PM »
Be that guy.
1435
« on: March 24, 2017, 12:37:52 PM »
can the internet make it through at least one thread cycle where we don't talk about traps?
Traps existed before the net and are actually mainstream. See: Aerosmith's Dude looks like a lady
1436
« on: March 23, 2017, 10:16:04 AM »
Been there, done that, shown up to morning formation still drunk after an hours sleep.
You feel?
Yeup Oddly I scored higher on my marksmanship qualification those days... Must've been looser
1437
« on: March 22, 2017, 11:47:54 PM »
Tuna or salmon
Most veggies
Beef if prepared properly
Pretty much everything but chicken or pork
1438
« on: March 22, 2017, 01:37:31 AM »
Feels super weird to call that an affair. What a scumbag, if it's true.
TBPH, I wasn't sure what to call it.
1439
« on: March 22, 2017, 01:36:21 AM »
This was among the least funny, and most predictable threads I have ever seen on this site.
I aim to please
1440
« on: March 22, 2017, 12:36:43 AM »
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