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The Flood / Jackie saw Logan and wanted to do it too
« on: June 28, 2017, 01:02:26 AM »
YouTube


Not gonna lie. This looks fucking sick

1053
The Flood / Re: August 21st, 2017
« on: June 26, 2017, 09:23:19 PM »
It's shit

Look at the vertical line nearest to you

1054
The Flood / August 21st, 2017
« on: June 26, 2017, 08:31:27 PM »


How good is your view?

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The Flood / Re: Something I've been wondering about Big Hero 6
« on: June 26, 2017, 05:28:40 PM »
They're based on a very much darker Marvel comic. The Disney flick they basically go on to be an all human paw patrol

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The Flood / Is Tarzan early cultural appropriation?
« on: June 26, 2017, 05:27:12 PM »
Or is he an example of Euro-exceptualism?

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The Flood / Re: "Jesus died for our sins"
« on: June 26, 2017, 04:03:53 PM »
>Jesus died so tyrone could impregnate shaneequa and then abort it
LMAOAOAO

Tyrone was a doctor?

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The Flood / Re: This is a bad idea: how should I entertain my kids?
« on: June 26, 2017, 03:47:24 PM »
apparently everyone else needs to see blackfish too

these people do not deserve your money

That documentary was a lot of hype. More animals will be harmed in the long run because of it.

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The Flood / Re: Should I get one?
« on: June 26, 2017, 12:25:48 PM »

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You're not even trying now. Das doesn't even believe Anne Frank existed, that her diary was just the first go by the zionists at establishing control of the hearts and minds of children.

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The Flood / Re: This is a bad idea: how should I entertain my kids?
« on: June 26, 2017, 01:46:06 AM »
So you know, home has an awesome playroom, AC and well over $3,000 in toys.

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The Flood / Re: Could you slow dance with a girl?
« on: June 26, 2017, 01:41:24 AM »
Can I? Yes

It's one of my favorite things

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The Flood / This is a bad idea: how should I entertain my kids?
« on: June 26, 2017, 01:39:55 AM »
I have the boys this coming weekend and I don't know where to take them

I have either tickets or passes for all of the above. Except the beaches. Those are free.

FYI, for those who don't know me, I am in San Diego, California

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The Flood / Re: "Jesus died for our sins"
« on: June 26, 2017, 01:31:58 AM »
Y'know who was swinging a hammer? Thor. The aesir are where it's at.

What?

No.

No one can afford all white labors. The Israelites were the Mexicans to the Roman Empire. He was pulling in his pay under the table. 

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The Flood / Re: "Jesus died for our sins"
« on: June 26, 2017, 01:27:44 AM »
well fuck, he was a carpenter. those guys have shittt hours. giving up a long weekend is a pretty big sacrifice.

He was probably union. He also had 12 guys on his crew, so he was the General Contractor. So he probably wasn't swinging a hammer.

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The Flood / Re: why is sorrow addicting
« on: June 26, 2017, 01:25:47 AM »
You're listening to too much Linkin Park

i was listening to lionel richie when i made the thread

Oh. Wow.

Ok, what's his or her name and how did they fuck you over?

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The Flood / Re: What are some of your short-term goals
« on: June 26, 2017, 01:24:51 AM »
I'm gonna fuck Charlie's mom

I thought you already did??
Anal doesn't count in God's eyes.

Yeah, but you demanded ass to mouth... that normally charges triple. I still honored your groupon.
Oral sex isn't sex as set forth by the lost impeachment process of Bill Clinton

But anal?
You can do it in the butt and still be a virgin for God.

The only god I care about is the one that says in god we trust on money. You did ass to mouth and paid a discount rate. Now you say you want another go. You will pay normal price. I am not accepting whatever coupon you clipped from the pennysaver this time. $5, or go the fuck home.
uh... can I get like... a veterens discount or something?

I AM a veteran dude.

All right. Fine fuck it. You can be the bull to her new husband and I'll throw in her massaging your prostate.

But still full price

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The Flood / Re: I've just had some coffee
« on: June 26, 2017, 01:20:59 AM »
I like my coffee like my women. Strong, black and bitter

1069
The Flood / Re: why is sorrow addicting
« on: June 26, 2017, 01:20:04 AM »
You're listening to too much Linkin Park

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The Flood / "Jesus died for our sins"
« on: June 26, 2017, 01:18:35 AM »
Except he didn't stay dead. He came back. After 3 days.

He gave up a weekend.

Jesus gave up a holiday weekend for you. That's what he thinks of your sins 

I saw this on Facebook. But it's true

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The Flood / Re: What are some of your short-term goals
« on: June 26, 2017, 01:11:28 AM »
I'm gonna fuck Charlie's mom

I thought you already did??
Anal doesn't count in God's eyes.

Yeah, but you demanded ass to mouth... that normally charges triple. I still honored your groupon.
Oral sex isn't sex as set forth by the lost impeachment process of Bill Clinton

But anal?
You can do it in the butt and still be a virgin for God.

The only god I care about is the one that says in god we trust on money. You did ass to mouth and paid a discount rate. Now you say you want another go. You will pay normal price. I am not accepting whatever coupon you clipped from the pennysaver this time. $5, or go the fuck home.

1072
The Flood / Re: What are some of your short-term goals
« on: June 25, 2017, 11:39:59 PM »
I'm gonna fuck Charlie's mom

I thought you already did??
Anal doesn't count in God's eyes.

Yeah, but you demanded ass to mouth... that normally charges triple. I still honored your groupon.
Oral sex isn't sex as set forth by the lost impeachment process of Bill Clinton

But anal?

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The Flood / Just can't make me stop
« on: June 25, 2017, 09:41:21 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What are some of your short-term goals
« on: June 25, 2017, 09:30:12 PM »
I'm gonna fuck Charlie's mom

I thought you already did??
Anal doesn't count in God's eyes.

Yeah, but you demanded ass to mouth... that normally charges triple. I still honored your groupon.

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The Flood / Re: What are some of your short-term goals
« on: June 25, 2017, 02:26:23 PM »
I'm gonna fuck Charlie's mom

I thought you already did??

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The Flood / Re: what will the west do about the anime menace?
« on: June 24, 2017, 10:28:08 AM »
But anyway lets underail this thread and get back to how we are actualy going to cure this cancer.

I say hit everyone who has watched Eromanga Sensei with CP charges and then secretly carpet nuke Japan, letting North Korea take the blame so we can publicly carpet nuke them as well.

It's already metastasized. It's in South Korea and the US. There are probably anime cells in other countries as well.

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The Flood / Re: I sexually identify as an Iowa class battleship
« on: June 24, 2017, 01:53:35 AM »
You're so brave.

Thank you. This was hard to admit

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The Flood / Re: What's wrong with old school masculinity!
« on: June 24, 2017, 01:31:09 AM »
>>Masculinity

>> Soccer

Doing wind sprints for an hour and a half.

Do them for ten minutes and try not to puke. They may not be burly black bulls coring your mom while calling your dad a bitch, but they are manly

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The Flood / Re: What are some of your short-term goals
« on: June 24, 2017, 01:29:05 AM »
I'm looking to drink enough tonight to get the spins and throw up

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The Flood / I sexually identify as an Iowa class battleship
« on: June 24, 2017, 12:28:11 AM »
I don't care if you sexually identify as an attack helicopter

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