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The Flood / Re: Sex is too easy for me to get now
« on: August 04, 2016, 01:47:55 AM »
im the pipe layer. coochie slayer. child support payer



word.

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when i used to drink >liquid_diabetes i was partial to vernors and ginger ale

also any orange soda




i used to drink it a lot too. good stuff.

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The Flood / Re: Did someone say all too easy?
« on: August 03, 2016, 08:55:45 PM »
I have been summoned back with an update on my personal life, comrades. It seems my penis is doing well, perhaps even better than before. No circumcision required, just removal of a small skin tag. The foreskin can now be pulled down farther than before for increased pleasure, and I can even look like cut guys. It can also be cleaned much better now, and it's overall hygiene has been increased.

Next, I have a full-time teaching interview this afternoon; although it is still a substitute position and different classes everyday. Meh...

Third, I met an amazing girl Saturday night. She is as nerdy as I am and literally likes most things that I do, and we really clicked. She is gorgeous and looks like Scarlet Johannsen mixed with Adele and Marilyn Monroe. She looks like a doll and we had instant chemistry. I'm glad we met each other, and I realized I don't want to just hook up. Only problem is she just got out of a four year relationship, so I don't want to seem too pushy with her. But she does want to see me again and watch the Force Awakens together on Wednesday. She is just as unlucky as I am. On our first date we went to a park with our coffees. It rained and we got soaked, she spilled hers, and by the end of the night my car battery had died.

"mixed with Adele"

So she's fat?
You must be new here.

Roman won't even look at someone if they're under 250 lbs.

not new just ijnactive
lol um yes you most definitely are new, Mr. July 3, 2016.


Shut up nigger faggot.
wow um rude
Member #2075
Time to get elitist in this bitch!

im top 10. leave my site newbie
I will end you.

i'll knock the gravy out ya biscuit.

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The Flood / Re: Did someone say all too easy?
« on: August 03, 2016, 08:11:47 PM »
I have been summoned back with an update on my personal life, comrades. It seems my penis is doing well, perhaps even better than before. No circumcision required, just removal of a small skin tag. The foreskin can now be pulled down farther than before for increased pleasure, and I can even look like cut guys. It can also be cleaned much better now, and it's overall hygiene has been increased.

Next, I have a full-time teaching interview this afternoon; although it is still a substitute position and different classes everyday. Meh...

Third, I met an amazing girl Saturday night. She is as nerdy as I am and literally likes most things that I do, and we really clicked. She is gorgeous and looks like Scarlet Johannsen mixed with Adele and Marilyn Monroe. She looks like a doll and we had instant chemistry. I'm glad we met each other, and I realized I don't want to just hook up. Only problem is she just got out of a four year relationship, so I don't want to seem too pushy with her. But she does want to see me again and watch the Force Awakens together on Wednesday. She is just as unlucky as I am. On our first date we went to a park with our coffees. It rained and we got soaked, she spilled hers, and by the end of the night my car battery had died.

"mixed with Adele"

So she's fat?
You must be new here.

Roman won't even look at someone if they're under 250 lbs.

not new just ijnactive
lol um yes you most definitely are new, Mr. July 3, 2016.


Shut up nigger faggot.
wow um rude
Member #2075
Time to get elitist in this bitch!

im top 10. leave my site newbie

845
The Flood / Re: Kissing is so weird
« on: August 03, 2016, 06:08:55 PM »
As much as i love kissing, i always wondered who thought it was a good idea to but your lips up on your lover's, and how on earth did it catch on?

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The Flood / Re: taking my coffee without sugar or cream for a week
« on: August 03, 2016, 05:41:37 PM »
I always put a little of both in mine. i cant stand the taste of black coffee.

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Serious / Re: when has "love" ever won anything?
« on: August 03, 2016, 02:44:43 PM »
Whoa there guy, don't start accidentally justifying Antifa groups now

how am i doing that? pretty sure a faz would beat the shit out of those who oppose them.

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Serious / Re: when has "love" ever won anything?
« on: August 03, 2016, 02:33:27 PM »
MLK is a good example. It may not always have been peaceful (look at Malcom X), but if your overall message is peace through love, tolerance, and justice, it is not a bad message.

civil rights was a non-violent situation. govt wasn't out trying to kill black people because they wanted rights. I mean yea, the protesters got the shit beaten out of them but it wan't from the group of people that they were trying to reach. So being peaceful worked in that situation.

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Serious / when has "love" ever won anything?
« on: August 03, 2016, 03:55:43 AM »
This is mostly regarding islam but can be applied to a lot of other things as well. Also this doesnt apply to things like civil rights, mostly because it was a "fight to live" situation.


We need to be real here. Violence solves violent problems.  I'm really sick of hearing that "love always wins." when it doesn't. Cancerous ideas won't go away by a hashtag or tolerating them. It takes people dying to end tyranny.  holding hands, forming a human wall and singing amazing grace in front of a violent group is just gonna get you killed and wont change anything. when dealing with a largely proportionate violent group of people who  want you dead, sitting around tolerating them and their ideas is counterproductive. you combat real violence with real violence.

*cough* *cough* France *cough*



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The Flood / Re: We need to get a bear thread going.
« on: August 03, 2016, 03:31:56 AM »
berenstain bears. god slaying tier.

you mean berenstein bears you universe A shitter

look here.


service my ding dong.
maybe if you fix this mess and send me back home

fixed.


;o

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The Flood / Re: We need to get a bear thread going.
« on: August 03, 2016, 03:10:48 AM »
berenstain bears. god slaying tier.

you mean berenstein bears you universe A shitter

look here.


service my ding dong.

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The Flood / Re: We need to get a bear thread going.
« on: August 03, 2016, 01:58:41 AM »
berenstein bears. god slaying tier.

edit: get on my ding dong LC

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Sugar in general ain't the best for you though. There's no daily reccommended ideal amount or intake to have. And if there was, those cans would be packing too much. Off topic, you ever check and see how much salt they put in things?

actually yea. i usually drink a lot of water before/after.

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They're not bad for you as long as you dont drink them everyday.....ya know? like a few times/once a week.

(bonus discussion. favorite soft drink. Mine is cream soda and vanilla coke)

855
Post on Sep7agon.net

856
Rotten tomatoes is shit. I never use it to rate a movie.

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The Flood / Re: zero posts in 20 minutes
« on: July 30, 2016, 10:26:19 PM »
post

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The Flood / Re: Guys. I fucked up. Badly. I'm probably gonna die
« on: July 29, 2016, 09:49:06 PM »
bro.. you're goofed.

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The Flood / Re: Why doesn't verbatim eat the fish
« on: July 29, 2016, 05:03:50 PM »
because "muh morals"

Ye but constration of negative sensation dictates elation

what about erections?

In conjunction with erectile dysfunction, instruction regarding dosage is something

To consider

henceforth ding dongs

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The Flood / Re: Why doesn't verbatim eat the fish
« on: July 29, 2016, 01:06:33 PM »
because "muh morals"

Ye but constration of negative sensation dictates elation

what about erections?

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Serious / Re: Bullet point comparison of the RNC and DNC platforms
« on: July 29, 2016, 01:03:54 PM »
Solitary confinement has recently been seen as a form of torture.
Would you call it a fate worse than death? That's why I asked.
Depends on how you serve the death. If it's quick and painless, yes. If it's something like being burned alive or suffocating for minutes, then no.

whats the difference? Dying is dying. If you're gonna kill someone because they're unfit for society and has done something sooooooo horrible shouldnt they get the worst fate possible?
Because one is a mercy and the other is a torture.

If they're getting their life taken away does it really matter?
If you're looking at it from an ends justifies the means perspective, no. If you're looking at it from a more ethical and humane perspective, yes.

I just want justice.

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The Flood / Re: Why doesn't verbatim eat the fish
« on: July 29, 2016, 01:02:51 PM »
because "muh morals"

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The Flood / Re: hey does shiro still post here
« on: July 29, 2016, 01:01:03 PM »
If you have to ask, probably not.

its noting serious or anything.

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The Flood / hey does shiro still post here
« on: July 29, 2016, 01:23:31 AM »
i need to know. i got some questions to ask him

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quit derailing my beautiful thread. there was so much to talk about.
No there's not. Stormwenies are a bunch of LOW ENERGY faggots who just sit around and bitch about black people driving by with their stereo too loud and how gay marriage is going to turn us in to the Soviet Union.

those are legitimate complaints, i'd say.
go home guac bowl

what are you, a nigger loving communist who wants to take away my guns?
I'm actually Al-Qaeda.

waoh. thats like. bottom of the barrel m9
eh, whatever. I still have my 13 year old child brides at the end of the day.

sounds like heaven

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quit derailing my beautiful thread. there was so much to talk about.
No there's not. Stormwenies are a bunch of LOW ENERGY faggots who just sit around and bitch about black people driving by with their stereo too loud and how gay marriage is going to turn us in to the Soviet Union.

those are legitimate complaints, i'd say.
go home guac bowl

what are you, a nigger loving communist who wants to take away my guns?
I'm actually Al-Qaeda.

waoh. thats like. bottom of the barrel m9

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Serious / Re: Bullet point comparison of the RNC and DNC platforms
« on: July 28, 2016, 11:46:18 PM »
Solitary confinement has recently been seen as a form of torture.
Would you call it a fate worse than death? That's why I asked.
Depends on how you serve the death. If it's quick and painless, yes. If it's something like being burned alive or suffocating for minutes, then no.

whats the difference? Dying is dying. If you're gonna kill someone because they're unfit for society and has done something sooooooo horrible shouldnt they get the worst fate possible?
Because one is a mercy and the other is a torture.

If they're getting their life taken away does it really matter?

868
quit derailing my beautiful thread. there was so much to talk about.
No there's not. Stormwenies are a bunch of LOW ENERGY faggots who just sit around and bitch about black people driving by with their stereo too loud and how gay marriage is going to turn us in to the Soviet Union.

those are legitimate complaints, i'd say.
go home guac bowl

what are you, a nigger loving communist who wants to take away my guns?

869
quit derailing my beautiful thread. there was so much to talk about.
No there's not. Stormwenies are a bunch of LOW ENERGY faggots who just sit around and bitch about black people driving by with their stereo too loud and how gay marriage is going to turn us in to the Soviet Union.

those are legitimate complaints, i'd say.

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quit derailing my beautiful thread. there was so much to talk about.

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