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« on: January 16, 2017, 11:07:11 PM »
Holy Peruvian Empire now outlaws Homosexuality.
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« on: January 16, 2017, 11:02:33 PM »
Construction of a big ass moat filled with spikes and shit surrounding Nigeria begins
Will finish on page 6
"I want more slave soldiers too"
more slave soldiers (2000 I guess) 5%
"and cool special ones too"
50 Super Duper Whips (they command slaves and are like super trained in military stuff) 5%
"yo fam wanna buy some peruvian slaves? they're hot and fresh" asks Han Sergesbol.
"yeah idgaf w/e man"
"our currency here is slave scalps lol so if you want some scalps I guess that's all we can pay u with"
i'll cut you a deal of a lifetime 300 slaves for 600 scalps
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« on: January 16, 2017, 10:52:59 PM »
Construction of a big ass moat filled with spikes and shit surrounding Nigeria begins
Will finish on page 6
"I want more slave soldiers too"
more slave soldiers (2000 I guess) 5%
"and cool special ones too"
50 Super Duper Whips (they command slaves and are like super trained in military stuff) 5%
"yo fam wanna buy some peruvian slaves? they're hot and fresh" asks Han Sergesbol.
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« on: January 16, 2017, 04:11:31 PM »
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dos
i wish i could speak spanish
truly a crippling disability
well i mean, i'd like to know what the spics are saying when they're fixing my roof
605
« on: January 16, 2017, 04:09:10 PM »
Well she told you shes gonna drop your pants BEFORE she drinks
its good.
606
« on: January 16, 2017, 03:58:03 PM »
God Created women to be in the kitchen.
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« on: January 16, 2017, 03:42:08 PM »
all additional weapons have been fully constructed and all minerals have been mined.
2 tons of iron
2 tons of lead.
Czech Republic shall receive 9% of these minerals from this exhibition. 2nd mining exhibition beginning next page.
annexation of Bolivia 30%
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« on: January 16, 2017, 02:55:26 PM »
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i wish i could speak spanish
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« on: January 16, 2017, 02:12:29 PM »
2
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« on: January 16, 2017, 02:12:11 PM »
raise me post count
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« on: January 16, 2017, 02:11:53 PM »
i could
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« on: January 16, 2017, 02:11:31 PM »
only
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« on: January 16, 2017, 02:11:05 PM »
if
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« on: January 16, 2017, 02:06:21 PM »
HPE has invested 1.2 Million DongDollars in It's renowned STEM program in order to further fire arms technology and to seek out efficient renewable resources.
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« on: January 16, 2017, 02:07:10 AM »
HPE would like to continue peaceful and if so neutral agreements with both parties of the "HPE proposal to Czech Republic and UCN". furthermore HPE will not denounce a nation who already signed with the proposal thus causing conflicts with said signed nation ( page 1. paragraph 1. article 6. section Q. line 4.) However, HPE would be willing to admen clauses to where CZech Republic would be willing to Comply with the Proposal's standards. HPE would be willing send a portion(9%) of the Minerals mined during the current exhibition.
The Czechs will agree to this. President Nikos signs under the condition the Czech Republic has no affiliation with Nigeria.
agreed. Proposal set in action as of 1/17/1800
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« on: January 16, 2017, 02:01:09 AM »
HPE would like to continue peaceful and if so neutral agreements with both parties of the "HPE proposal to Czech Republic and UCN". furthermore HPE will not denounce a nation who already signed with the proposal thus causing conflicts with said signed nation ( page 1. paragraph 1. article 6. section Q. line 4.) However, HPE would be willing to admen clauses to where CZech Republic would be willing to Comply with the Proposal's standards. HPE would be willing send a portion(9%) of the Minerals mined during the current exhibition.
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« on: January 16, 2017, 01:26:29 AM »
an additional 300 troops have been added to the Bolivian Invasion. currently 966 troops occupy the capital of Bolivia
annexation 2 %
draft complete
+1869 troops
each of these troops are skilled in the art of stealth in forested, desert and chilled temp combat. Each troop added from the MRP is skilled with Peruvian swords, long rifles, and revolvers.
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« on: January 16, 2017, 01:21:11 AM »
Holy Peruvian Empire's Proposal to Czech Republic and United Crackers of Nigeria
In order to sign the treaty to said nations there are requirements for the Holy Peruvian Empire's allegiance. HPE would like to establish influence in Africa and Europe by sending DIng Dong Missionaries. HPE would like to establish free trades of food to said nations. HPE would be willing to help either nation in conflict given that the circumstances do not conflict with the needs of the HPE people or the Political interests of the HPE
~ Han Segersbol
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« on: January 16, 2017, 12:59:24 AM »
The Han of HPE sends ambassadors to discuss peace treaties and trade agreements with UCN and Czech Republic. further details or agreements will be drafted by the board of donglords to see if both nations accept.
*plan will be devised in 3 posts*
update
weapons : 20%
miners: 17%
draft : 27%
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« on: January 16, 2017, 12:31:48 AM »
The Holy Peruvian Empire is drafting 1869 soldiers from the "mass re-population Plan"(MRP) that was set forth back in 1782. In order to expand the army, The MRP was set in motion right after the Ding Dong revolution.
draft selection 24%
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« on: January 16, 2017, 12:10:50 AM »
HPE is currently gathering all murdering tools and constructing extra weapons. preparing to send 666 troops to bolivia as soon as all the weapons are made
meanwhile the HPE government is sending 100 miners to the mountains along the coastline to dig for iron and other precious minerals.
weapons 9 %
miners 6%
622
« on: January 16, 2017, 12:05:32 AM »
just dont turn into a weeabo cringe fag
623
« on: January 15, 2017, 01:15:50 PM »
lmao aren't you like 17?
No, I'm 21. Why'd you think that?
I might be mixing you up with another user.
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« on: January 15, 2017, 02:24:08 AM »
Name : Holy Peruvian Empire(HPE)
Government: Theocratic Empire
Head of Government: The Han, Han Sergersbol
religion: DIngDongism
currency: dong dollars(DD)
Population: 10,000
During the ding dong revolution the Peruvian govt. rose to a theocratic Empire during 1782. over the last 18 years the HPE has been recovering from its own previous self conflict and has made mass flourishes thanks to the leadership of The Han, Han segersbol. With the worship of Guinea fowls along the land, many soldiers of the HPE use their religious values as motivation in their battles. The people of HPE commonly rely on farming and fishing to thrive and the govt uses farming and fishing trades to profit. currently HPE is attempting to repopulate on a massive scale in order to sell slaves and populate thier army(in the works)
Holy Army: 1200
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« on: January 15, 2017, 01:15:36 AM »
Peru
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« on: January 15, 2017, 01:10:56 AM »
Odell is a retard. Thanks for fucking up our year with your retarded need to go hang out with some drug addicts in Miami
Odell was never good. He made 1 catch and the NFL hyped him through the roof and still do.
Odell dropped passes all the time
627
« on: January 15, 2017, 12:39:44 AM »
any sand nigger country
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« on: January 14, 2017, 11:51:22 PM »
lmao aren't you like 17?
629
« on: January 13, 2017, 12:34:36 AM »
I hardly go beyond the first page.
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« on: January 12, 2017, 10:59:32 PM »
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