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The Flood / Re: Random thought
« on: July 26, 2017, 10:47:33 PM »
the only french i know is waving around  a white flag.

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The Flood / Re: How did I do on Al Baghdadi's birthday?
« on: July 25, 2017, 11:55:19 PM »
you got this woman a car and she aint even your wife.  I get that you love this woman, but dang dude. Dont you got bills to pay or something?

It cut our car payment from $1200 to $450. I could have kept it or let her have it. I let her have it.

ah alright that makes more sense. but you need to do more than a quickie tho.

That's what I said! Sure, we saved a LOT of money. But that should get me more points. Even her friends said it at least earned me anal. And that's HER friends saying it.

try walking in her room with only socks on and covered in peanut oil.

Our room.

And that's been tried before. Not with peanut oil, but with massage oil. It just got me a back rub

but did you have the socks tho?

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The Flood / Re: How did I do on Al Baghdadi's birthday?
« on: July 25, 2017, 11:42:31 PM »
you got this woman a car and she aint even your wife.  I get that you love this woman, but dang dude. Dont you got bills to pay or something?

It cut our car payment from $1200 to $450. I could have kept it or let her have it. I let her have it.

ah alright that makes more sense. but you need to do more than a quickie tho.

That's what I said! Sure, we saved a LOT of money. But that should get me more points. Even her friends said it at least earned me anal. And that's HER friends saying it.

try walking in her room with only socks on and covered in peanut oil.

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The Flood / Re: How did I do on Al Baghdadi's birthday?
« on: July 25, 2017, 11:35:01 PM »
you got this woman a car and she aint even your wife.  I get that you love this woman, but dang dude. Dont you got bills to pay or something?

It cut our car payment from $1200 to $450. I could have kept it or let her have it. I let her have it.

ah alright that makes more sense. but you need to do more than a quickie tho.

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The Flood / Re: my fucking computer is straight haunted
« on: July 25, 2017, 11:31:26 PM »
YT bugs out time to time. My guess its just lag.

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The Flood / Re: How did I do on Al Baghdadi's birthday?
« on: July 25, 2017, 11:22:33 PM »
you got this woman a car and she aint even your wife.  I get that you love this woman, but dang dude. Dont you got bills to pay or something?

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The Flood / Re: hey deci, join sapphire :)
« on: July 25, 2017, 11:03:35 PM »
lol sapphire hasn't died yet?

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kinda curious to see what that pic was.

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real talk why are they russian bots specifically?
The cyber laws in Russia only pertain to Russian citizens. Russians can fuck with non-Russians all they want and suffer no penalties. That's why most of the malware and scam shit comes from Russia.

dude thats awesome. the US needs laws like that.

The NSA will hire you to troll Russia if you can read and write in Russian.

time to start learning Russian then

I just looked it up. You need to apply on the DIA site

oh shit its actually a thing.

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real talk why are they russian bots specifically?
The cyber laws in Russia only pertain to Russian citizens. Russians can fuck with non-Russians all they want and suffer no penalties. That's why most of the malware and scam shit comes from Russia.

dude thats awesome. the US needs laws like that.

The NSA will hire you to troll Russia if you can read and write in Russian.

time to start learning Russian then

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real talk why are they russian bots specifically?
The cyber laws in Russia only pertain to Russian citizens. Russians can fuck with non-Russians all they want and suffer no penalties. That's why most of the malware and scam shit comes from Russia.

dude thats awesome. the US needs laws like that.

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The Flood / Re: Just ran into [username redacted] at the mall
« on: July 25, 2017, 12:14:52 AM »
achronos?

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The Flood / Re: holy shit
« on: July 25, 2017, 12:08:11 AM »
woah

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The Flood / Re: 👊🏿✊🏿👊🏿✊🏿💦💦😩😩
« on: July 25, 2017, 12:03:26 AM »
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The Flood / Re: 👊🏿✊🏿👊🏿✊🏿💦💦😩😩
« on: July 24, 2017, 11:32:58 PM »
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#freethebots

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The Flood / Re: Tasted alchohol for the first time today.
« on: July 24, 2017, 10:29:14 PM »
I'm with the other guy in this thread. gin is garbage.

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The Flood / Re: Do you spit or swallow?
« on: July 24, 2017, 09:15:36 PM »
i just bathe in coochie juice. so none of the above

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The Flood / Re: SecondClass is a pedophile
« on: July 23, 2017, 01:05:37 AM »
how am I stalking

fucking millennials

apparent;y googling a last name is the same as sneaking out at night to her house with binoculars

that in itself isn't wrong, i just get the vibe you're always checking her out from afar and keeping up with her.

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The Flood / Re: Sorry I am old
« on: July 22, 2017, 11:04:15 PM »
never heard of it.

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The Flood / Re: SecondClass is a pedophile
« on: July 22, 2017, 11:01:39 PM »
I'm 20 and my gf is 16. nothing wrong with the age difference, but the whole stalking thing does need to be dropped.

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The Flood / Re: I googled that quiet girl's last name
« on: July 21, 2017, 10:59:07 PM »
LOL WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU BE ARRESTED FOR AHAHAHAHAHA
shes 16

my gf is 16.

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The Flood / Re: I googled that quiet girl's last name
« on: July 21, 2017, 10:29:51 PM »
Is this someone you know irl?
yes

just talk to her dude. You'd be surprised how far you could go if you just try.
i don't want to be arrested or a typucal man aka CREEP

just drop the whole seeing from afar thing and say hey to her whenever you come across her.

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The Flood / Re: I googled that quiet girl's last name
« on: July 21, 2017, 10:15:29 PM »
Is this someone you know irl?
yes

just talk to her dude. You'd be surprised how far you could go if you just try.

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The Flood / Re: I googled that quiet girl's last name
« on: July 21, 2017, 09:58:31 PM »
Is this someone you know irl?

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I would say yu yu hakusho is just dbz with better characters with more diverse animations. So you prob wont like it at all. I must also say, while cowboy bebop is good(and the dub is fantastic)... it's overrated. If you ever get through your list (which theres a lot of shitty ones in there) i say give trigun a shot(pun intended). The first 5 episodes are kinda slow with a lot humor but things really do pick up at the end of ep 5.

imo

trigun > cowboy bebop



Outlaw star though

never seen it

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I would say yu yu hakusho is just dbz with better characters with more diverse animations. So you prob wont like it at all. I must also say, while cowboy bebop is good(and the dub is fantastic)... it's overrated. If you ever get through your list (which theres a lot of shitty ones in there) i say give trigun a shot(pun intended). The first 5 episodes are kinda slow with a lot humor but things really do pick up at the end of ep 5.

imo

trigun > cowboy bebop
Yeah, I've heard good things about that one, I'll add it.
ight

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I would say yu yu hakusho is just dbz with better characters with more diverse animations. So you prob wont like it at all. I must also say, while cowboy bebop is good(and the dub is fantastic)... it's overrated. If you ever get through your list (which theres a lot of shitty ones in there) i say give trigun a shot(pun intended). The first 5 episodes are kinda slow with a lot humor but things really do pick up at the end of ep 5.

imo

trigun > cowboy bebop




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The Flood / Re: Should I get student loans?
« on: July 21, 2017, 12:29:18 PM »
Don't take a loan.  While 1k isn't a huge amount to pay off, it's just the fact that if you can't pay it back interests are gonna rape you hard. If you are able to find a part time job you'll be able pay off 1k in no time(given you dont have to pay for other things and you dont blow your money)

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idk dude. i guess just do what makes you happy and try not to regret any life choices

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