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« on: August 29, 2017, 01:54:14 AM »
We text about once a week, and the conversation goes on for three-four hours straight.
Do you already have this girl's number or ways of communicating with her? well thats good. any reason why once week(or about)?
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« on: August 29, 2017, 12:37:29 AM »
sasuke-chan plese cum bak to da weaf vilager
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« on: August 29, 2017, 12:36:00 AM »
here's my advice -keep cool and dont get overexcited -try to pick up on her likes/dislikes of what you say to her -be polite -dont try to force conversation if it doesnt feel natural -look nice -compliment her but dont over do it. and most of all(as generic as this sounds) Spoiler just be yourself. it really goes a long way. I dont know how much this girl knows you, but try talking about your interests, hobbies, passions, etc. try to have fun with it too. I must ask tho. Do you already have this girl's number or ways of communicating with her?
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« on: August 28, 2017, 02:09:51 AM »
seerious guys. im really fucking stupid
Saaaaame
waoh we have so much in common. lets be friends
Ok friend. What's your favorite color?
red
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« on: August 28, 2017, 12:52:34 AM »
shave, you monkey man.
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« on: August 28, 2017, 12:49:31 AM »
seerious guys. im really fucking stupid
Saaaaame
waoh we have so much in common. lets be friends
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« on: August 28, 2017, 12:46:30 AM »
seerious guys. im really fucking stupid
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« on: August 28, 2017, 12:42:59 AM »
You love with your new disability and now check disabled in all job application.
who hires retards?
Walmart
walmart makes me flaccid
I bet the granny working the greeter role makes you erect.
I greet her with a soft wiener
And you leave with soft Weiner after she is done with you.
no i attack her with it and it gets hard
So she like to be gagged, I see. Did not know you both were that kinky.
i dont put my dick in old people you sick fuck. i just beat them with it then i stick it in the watermelons
So you like to use metaphors.
Anyway whatever floats your boat, just be careful, old ladies are fragile.
old ladies smell moth balls
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« on: August 28, 2017, 12:37:06 AM »
You love with your new disability and now check disabled in all job application.
who hires retards?
Walmart
walmart makes me flaccid
I bet the granny working the greeter role makes you erect.
I greet her with a soft wiener
And you leave with soft Weiner after she is done with you.
no i attack her with it and it gets hard
So she like to be gagged, I see. Did not know you both were that kinky.
i dont put my dick in old people you sick fuck. i just beat them with it then i stick it in the watermelons
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« on: August 28, 2017, 12:34:17 AM »
You love with your new disability and now check disabled in all job application.
who hires retards?
Walmart
walmart makes me flaccid
I bet the granny working the greeter role makes you erect.
I greet her with a soft wiener
And you leave with soft Weiner after she is done with you.
no i attack her with it and it gets hard
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« on: August 28, 2017, 12:32:11 AM »
You love with your new disability and now check disabled in all job application.
who hires retards?
Walmart
walmart makes me flaccid
I bet the granny working the greeter role makes you erect.
I greet her with a soft wiener
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« on: August 28, 2017, 12:27:18 AM »
You love with your new disability and now check disabled in all job application.
who hires retards?
Walmart
walmart makes me flaccid
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« on: August 28, 2017, 12:26:48 AM »
You love with your new disability and now check disabled in all job application.
who hires retards?
They hire autistic and they hire retards. Check your local community center or library. Or maybe the bottle Depot.
i have a 2 year tech degree. half an IT certification and a hard cock. think they'll take me?
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« on: August 28, 2017, 12:16:21 AM »
You love with your new disability and now check disabled in all job application.
who hires retards?
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« on: August 27, 2017, 11:53:47 PM »
because i find myself really stoopid.
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« on: August 27, 2017, 11:29:31 PM »
eli manning or bust
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« on: August 27, 2017, 11:25:01 PM »
i flirted with a girl that was dating someone i was sorta friends with in grade 10. legit feel bad about that. but her and i talked for a long time before her and said dude got together and she was a total slut and said dude never believed it. (which he ended up cheating on her so idk)
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« on: August 27, 2017, 10:36:12 PM »
Everyone seems to still miss the point. Him having these views didn't get him fired. He attacked a company policy in an open forum. It doesn't matter which policy he criticized. He got fired for how he did it.
this.
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« on: August 27, 2017, 01:52:22 AM »
revenge of the sith
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« on: August 27, 2017, 01:28:51 AM »
not enough bulge.
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« on: August 27, 2017, 12:56:46 AM »
Big British Cock
A.K.A Danny D.
Is it weird that I recognize him from name alone
No, his videos stand out and he is not some stereotypical porn actor. You kind of know what you are getting into when with him. There is at least some ridiculous plot in most of his scenes.
Like the one where he fucks a mannequin at his job and then gets fired.
and he has huuuuuuge cumshots
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« on: August 27, 2017, 12:37:15 AM »
not a shocker that mayweather won. i mean really. did anyone thought conor was gonna win? This isn't a real fight(MMA). its boxing.
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« on: August 23, 2017, 10:57:00 PM »
lolis
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« on: August 23, 2017, 01:11:44 PM »
you could always use performance monitor just to look at and check your pc to see if everything is running fine. It's built in so no need for downloading anything.
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« on: August 23, 2017, 01:01:28 PM »
So now my laptop is plugged in but is getting an intermitten charge. It'll charge for a few seconds, then the charge stops, then it comes back, so on and so forth. How do I check if it's the charger itself or my computer's battery?
Do you have another compatible laptop you could try to plug the charger into? edit. didnt see ryle's post. its prob the battery but its still good to test everything
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« on: August 22, 2017, 11:55:13 PM »
i want to eat Mint's clay-colored stools
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« on: August 22, 2017, 12:42:49 AM »
shadow the hedgehog
hitler
/thread
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« on: August 21, 2017, 08:58:10 PM »
what kind of test is it?
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« on: August 21, 2017, 08:55:14 PM »
It was pretty cool to see everything sorta dim outside (im between the .8 and .9 magnitude). I didnt have the glasses so i only took a VERY brief look at the sun a couple of times. the best thing about it is that the temp dropped 5 degrees. also standing in the direct sunlight i could barely feel any sun. it was pretty cool.
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« on: August 21, 2017, 08:50:16 PM »
waoh bro you might need to go back to the doc and check to see if you're a degenerate.
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