Permanent, soul-crushing depression.

>tfw at seven years old you realize that you've never been happy and that fact hasn't changed in fourteen years no matter how hard you've tried, what therapy you've had, or what meds you've taken

I would say "kill yourself", but you might actually would.

cheat, do it now you fucking faggot.

 Fine Bros.

only hipster jizz stains don't like starwars.

The multiplayer is fun.
The campaign sucks.



I really can't judge this game until Forge comes out.

why just stop with the backhand? You should have went all the way.

in my pants.

who?

Quote from: The Hån on November 03, 2015, 08:08:10 PM

Quote from: LC on November 03, 2015, 08:00:07 PM

Quote from: The Hån on November 03, 2015, 07:49:55 PM

I literally just watched that vid before even looking at this thread....and i must say


he's pretty spot on. Hardcore fans really need to stop sucking 343's cock so there can be improvement in the franchise.

His definition of a hardcore fan is anyone that disagrees with him or refutes his claims.

but for the most part he's right(his review was pretty fair bruh). 343 hates criticism(even good criticism) and if loyal halo fans dont speak up we're gonna get more products without improvement.(hence the shitty campaign, lack of split screen, etc)

The only two things he was right on were the shitty allied AI and the repetitive boss battles. Both of which had been noted over a week ago so he didn't actually add anything to the discussion. The campaign was fine outside of those two issues.  Joe played on an easy difficulty and them complained that it was too easy. When people told him to go play on heroic or legendary off he wanted a campaign with a bit of length and where everything didn't die in less than 20 shots with an AR and he lashed out at them screaming that they were stupid cock gargling fanboys despite the fact that Halo campaigns have always taken about 4 hours to complete on normal.

He didn't even touch the multiplayer in his review (no mentioning the fact that it exists is not covering it)  and instead opted to bitch about req packs using all while using his calculations that were flat out wrong as evidence and spinning conspiracy theories about how MS and 343i were going to do evil things in the future with them.

The hilarious part about this is that he commends 343i for having all future content for the pm be free while simultaneously slamming them for having a micro transaction option in the game. It's like he thinks games are made on fairy dust and unicorn farts or something. The money to support the game in that kind of fashion has to come from somewhere.

Every time someone on his stream would try and point this ( or anything else he was wrong about) out to him he'd fly in a rage calling them cock gargling fanboys. Yeah, that's a real polite and professional way to hold a conversation with people.

The split screen bit was staged as fuck. 343i has been upfront and open about this from day 1. Angry Joe knew about it because he had been reading 343s updates and commenting on the things he liked prior to release. He knows exactly why that decision was made, but instead of using the opportunity to explain why the "1080 60 fps" meme needs to die for consoles he instead opted to go for the easy click bait and sperg like a retard.

Yeah, if people don't voice their discontent with things nothing will change. However said discontent needs to be voiced in a coherent manner and complaints need to be done about problems that actually exist.

"We tell nothing but the truth here, that's all we do" - Raging Rodreguize

Sure man, sure you do.

Spoiler

if you think I'm some sort of hard core 343 fanboy hop into the halo thread and ask bacon and lemon if I'm one. See what they say.

He did cover the multiplayer, it was like the thing he said was really good about the game.also the split screen thing... yea that part was sooo scripted, but not having splitscreen was dumb from the beginning. another thing, i'm not saying it's a shitty game, it's just an okay game.

There's a guy in my networking program who has a phd in computer science. He couldnt find a job so he's doing computer networking and trying to earn his certs.

Heck yea man, You're a funny dude.

This community has been a huge part of my passtime since 2010. I may post less frequently if life has me busy, but i won't stop. honestly, i have no clue where i would go if this place goes down. Bnet won't let me post because i don't have dustny.

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on November 02, 2015, 04:48:26 PM

i just turned 20 and i've never been in a serious, committed relationship for more than a few weeks. not that it really matters since i'm a fan of casual sex, but still, i'd like to have a deeper, more emotional connection with a girl.

just haven't found that person yet.

If it doesn't have to be a girl, I'm willing to have a deep emotional relationship with you.

As deep into my ass as you can bury your dick.

that was the gayest thing i ever read on the internet.....ever.

You, OP


our baby would grow up to be a coochie slayer

never tried it.