Sep7agon Game Reviews

We like games here at Sep7agon. Some of us like them enough to write detailed essays or videos about them informing you of their quality (or lack thereof). To help organize and preserve these works, here is a thread compiling all the game reviews that have been created by our glorious community. Enjoy.

Oh, and if I'm forgetting any, feel free to post them below. That'll really help out.
And if you think I should format the thread differently, or if you have any other suggestions, that's cool, too. Thanks.

Standard reviews:

Your bread-and-butter type reviews. Standard game analysis written in an entertaining + informative fashion.

UPDATE: Now sorted alphabetically by game rather than by author. Click the author's name to see the review.

Full Game List (without reviews):

Ace Combat 6: Fires of Liberation
Alien: Isolation
Assassin's Creed III
Assassin's Creed: Unity
Azure Strike Gunvolt
Batman: Arkham Knight
Batman: Arkham Origins
Battlefield: Hardline
Beyond: Two Souls
BioShock Infinite
Borderlands 2
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare
Call of Duty: Black Ops II
Call of Duty: Black Ops III
Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
Command & Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath
Company of Heroes 2
Condemned: Criminal Origins
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
Crysis 2
Crysis 3
Dark
Dark Souls II
Dark Souls III
Dead Space
Dead Space 3
Deadlight
Dear Esther
Defiance
Destiny
Dishonored
Doom 3 BFG Edition
Dragon Age: Inquisition
Dragon Ball XenoVerse
Duck Dynasty
Dying Light
Fallout
Fallout 2
Fallout 3
Fallout 4
F.E.A.R.
Far Cry 3
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
Far Cry 4
FIFA 17
Firewatch
GoldenEye 007
Gone Home
Grand Theft Auto V
Grim Fandango
Half-Life 2
Halo: Combat Evolved
Halo: Reach
Halo 4
Halo 5: Guardians
Heroes of the Storm
Hitman: Absolution
Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number
Infamous: Second Son
Injustice: Gods Among Us
Insurgency: Modern Infantry Combat
Journey
Killzone: Shadow Fall
Max Payne 3
Medal of Honor: Warfighter
Metal Gear
Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake
Metal Gear Solid
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes
Metro 2033
Metro: Last Light
Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor
Mighty Gunvolt
Mortal Kombat X
Natural Selection 2
Need for Speed: Most Wanted
Ori and the Blind Forest
PlanetSide 2
Pokémon Gold & Silver
Pokémon Ranger: Shadows of Almia
Pokémon Red & Blue
Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire
Ratchet & Clank
Ratchet & Clank (2016)
Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad
Resident Evil: Revelations 2
Resistance: Burning Skies
Sleeping Dogs
Sniper: Ghost Warrior 2
Spec Ops: The Line
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom
StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
State of Decay
State of Decay: Breakdown
Super Mario 64
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels
Super Mario World
The Last of Us
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Order: 1886
The Walking Dead
The War Z
Thief
This War of Mine
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Blacklist
Tomb Raider
Tony Hawk's Underground
Whacked!
Wolfenstein: The New Order
World in Conflict
Xenoblade Chronicles X

A

Ace Combat 6: Fires of Liberation

Jono

8.5/10

Alien: Isolation

AngryBrute

4/5

Assassin's Creed III

AngryBrute

B+

Assassin's Creed: Unity

AngryBrute

(unfavorable)

Azure Strike Gunvolt

Mega Sceptile

7.5/10

B

Batman: Arkham Knight

Jester

(favorable)

Batman: Arkham Origins

AngryBrute

C-

Battlefield: Hardline

AngryBrute

2/5

Beyond: Two Souls

AngryBrute

B+

BioShock Infinite

AngryBrute (written)

A- (video), A++ (written)

Borderlands 2

AngryBrute

A+

C

Call of Duty: Black Ops II

AngryBrute

A-

Call of Duty: Black Ops III

Jono

6.5/10

Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare

AngryBrute	4/5
Mistanosejob	(favorable)

Chivalry: Medieval Warfare

AngryBrute

B-

Command & Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath

Jono

8/10

Company of Heroes 2

AngryBrute

B-

Condemned: Criminal Origins

AngryBrute

A+

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

AngryBrute

8.5/10

Crysis 2

AngryBrute

B+

Crysis 3

AngryBrute

D

D

Dark

AngryBrute

F

Dark Souls II

MrPip42	8/10
Big Boss	"Buy at full price!"

Dark Souls III

Big Boss

"Buy at full price!"

Dead Space

Jim	(favorable)

Dead Space 3

AngryBrute (written)

B+

Deadlight

AngryBrute

C-

Dear Esther

AngryBrute

90/100

Defiance

AngryBrute (written)

C-

Destiny

Neo	(unfavorable)

Dishonored

AngryBrute

A+

Doom 3: BFG Edition

AngryBrute

A+

Dragon Age: Inquisition

MrPip42

7/10

Dragon Ball XenoVerse

Big Boss

"Buy at full price!"

Duck Dynasty

AngryBrute

1/5

Dying Light

AngryBrute

4/5

F

Fallout

Fedorekd

9/10

Fallout 2

Fedorekd

9.5/10

Fallout 3

Verbatim

7/10

Fallout 4

Luciana

7/10

Far Cry 3

AngryBrute

A+

Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

AngryBrute

A+

Far Cry 4

Sprungli

9.5/10

F.E.A.R.

o______________o

(unfavorable)

FIFA 17 (beta)

BC	(favorable)

Firewatch

EnderWolf1013

8/10

G

GoldenEye 007

AngryBrute

5/5

Gone Home

AngryBrute

A-

Grand Theft Auto V

AngryBrute

A+

Grim Fandango (Remastered)

AngryBrute

(favorable)

H

Half-Life 2

Verbatim

7/10

Halo: Combat Evolved

Verbatim

5/10

Halo: Reach

Tsukuyomi Blade

(favorable)

Halo 4

AngryBrute (written)

B+ (video), A- (written)

Halo 5: Guardians

MrPip42

7.5/10

Heroes of the Storm

Jono

7.5/10

Hitman: Absolution

AngryBrute

B+

Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number

AngryBrute

(mixed)

I

Infamous: Second Son

AngryBrute

3/5

Injustice: Gods Among Us

Jono

8/10

Insurgency: Modern Infantry Combat

AngryBrute

4/5

J

Journey

AngryBrute

A+

K

Killzone: Shadow Fall

AngryBrute

4/5

M

Max Payne 3

AngryBrute

100/100

Medal of Honor: Warfighter

AngryBrute

F

Metal Gear

TheBritishLemon

6/10

Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake

TheBritishLemon

6.8/10

Metal Gear Solid

TheBritishLemon

9/10

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

TheBritishLemon

8/10

Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes

AngryBrute

4/5

Metro 2033

AngryBrute

A-

Metro: Last Light

AngryBrute

A++

Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

AngryBrute

5/5

Mighty Gunvolt

Mega Sceptile

4/10

Mortal Kombat X

MrPip42

8/10

N

Natural Selection 2

AngryBrute

A-

Need for Speed: Most Wanted

Jono

8.5/10

O

Ori and the Blind Forest

AngryBrute

(favorable)

Overwatch

Jono

8/10

P

PlanetSide 2

AngryBrute

C-

Pokémon Gold & Silver

Big Boss

(favorable)

Pokémon Ranger: Shadows of Almia

MrPip42

6.5/10 (unbiased), 8/10 (nostalgia)

Pokémon Red & Blue

Verbatim	6/10
Big Boss	(favorable)

Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire

Big Boss

(favorable)

R

Ratchet & Clank

Jono

9/10

Ratchet & Clank (2016)

Jono

8.5/10

Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando

Jono

9.5/10

Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad

AngryBrute

B-

Resident Evil: Revelations 2 (PC)

AngryBrute

(unfavorable)

Resistance: Burning Skies

AngryBrute

(unfavorable)

S

Sleeping Dogs

AngryBrute

B-

Sniper: Ghost Warrior 2

AngryBrute (written)

F

Spec Ops: The Line

AngryBrute (written)

A+

SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom

Jono

9.5/10

StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty

Jono

9.5/10

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

MrPip42

8.5/10

State of Decay

AngryBrute

C+

State of Decay: Breakdown

AngryBrute

4/5

Super Mario 64

Mega Sceptile

6/10

Super Mario Bros.

Mega Sceptile

7/10

Super Mario Bros. 2

Mega Sceptile

6.5/10

Super Mario Bros. 3

Mega Sceptile

8.5/10

Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels

Mega Sceptile

6.9/10

Super Mario World

Mega Sceptile

9/10

T

The Last of Us

AngryBrute

A++

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Big Boss

(favorable)

The Order: 1886

AngryBrute

3/5

The Walking Dead

AngryBrute

A-

The War Z

AngryBrute

F

Thief

AngryBrute

3/5

This War of Mine

AngryBrute

5/5

Tom Clancy's Spinter Cell: Blacklist

AngryBrute

A-

Tomb Raider (2013)

AngryBrute (written)

B+

Tony Hawk's Underground

Jono

9/10

W

Whacked!

Decimator Omega

7/10

Wolfenstein: The New Order

AngryBrute

4/5

World in Conflict

AngryBrute

A+

X

Xenoblade Chronicles X

SpartanT

6/10

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Mod reviews:

...If you're into that sort of thing.

I'm not.

The Silent Cartographer: Evolved Review, by Zonda (8/10)

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Other game analysis:

In-depth game analysis that doesn't quite fall under the definition of a "review", but still contains some deft insight.

Isara's Food for Thought

Food for Thought: Assassin's Creed III
Food for Thought #02: Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
Food for Thought #03: Metal Gear Solid: The Phantom Pain

Icy Wind's Project Oversight

Project Oversight: Destiny, Part 1
Project Oversight: Destiny, Part 2

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Only full reviews of games or game merchandise will be added unquestionably. I'm hesitant to add "mini-reviews" unless you have a substantial amount of them. Anything else, like "first impressions" threads, will not be included. Your review must have its own thread on this website, or be uploaded on the Sep7agon Gaming channel, in order to be included.

If you would like me to remove your review(s) from this thread, I suppose I could do that, but I'd rather not. I'll respect your wishes regardless—I would just prefer to keep this thread comprehensive, is all.

lol

lol

Something wrong?

lol

Something wrong?

he just realized he has a black name

uh, whatever

I'm aware that I don't have all of Brute's reviews listed yet--I just added the ones that he's actually made threads for.
I'll round up all the rest he has on the gaming channel.

I totally do some retro ones if I weren't so bad with words.

I'm going to name my first born mixed race child Loquacious

Pin this shit tho srsly

This thread made me realize Mega Sceptile is missing

I made a DA:I review a while back

*Phew*

I think that's all of Brute's shit. I tried not to include his demo reviews, DLC/expansion pack reviews, or film reviews (obviously). Just his full game reviews. If anyone thinks I should include some of that other shit, pipe up now.

I made a DA:I review a while back

Would you mind finding it for me?

*Phew*

I think that's all of Brute's shit. I tried not to include his demo reviews, DLC/expansion pack reviews, or film reviews (obviously). Just his full game reviews. If anyone thinks I should include some of that other shit, pipe up now.

I made a DA:I review a while back

Would you mind finding it for me?

Here ya go Verb. http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=41619.msg803152#msg803152

Here ya go Verb. http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=41619.msg803152#msg803152

Thank you. Do you just wanna go by Pip, or "Sargeant Pip", or what? How should I title your section?

Here ya go Verb. http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=41619.msg803152#msg803152

Thank you. Do you just wanna go by Pip, or "Sargeant Pip", or what? How should I title your section?

Pip, sargeant is just the theme

You're up there.

Also, I found additional Brute reviews that he never bothered to make threads about here, apparently. <_<
I'll deal with this later. Because the links are intertwined with the titles, I'm gonna have to alphabetize it all manually. Ugh.

Maybe I should just put them in order of release, or something (as they are now).

Going to add this thread to Icy's important gaming threads if you don't mind.

Going to add this thread to Icy's important gaming threads if you don't mine.

I'd appreciate that.

oh

Brute has written reviews, too?... Damn. I guess I'll have to add those, too. Later.

oh

I mean, I was gonna wait until you completed the series, but I suppose that's gonna take awhile, huh.

Added.

>.>


<sup>my name doesn't have spaces


sorry</sup>

Here's my Ace Combat 6 review and here's my Heroes of the Storm review if you want to add those.

I was thinking about making a review for Starcraft 2 for a while now but I'm still wondering on how I should write it out, since the final expansion will be releasing sometime over the next few months.

Thanks, Jono.

Should I add Isara's short-lived Food for Thought series?

I'm leaning on no, because they're not "reviews", but they're pretty in-depth and well-written, to be honest.
Here's one she wrote on MGSV, because topical.

I'm leaning on no, because they're not "reviews", but they're pretty in-depth and well-written, to be honest.
Here's one she wrote on MGSV, because topical.

Label them separately?

Perhaps.

How do you feel about including this in here?

Perhaps.

How do you feel about including this in here?

Holy shit, I forgot that was even written >.>

Go ahead, same with any of the others. I need to write more

Go ahead, same with any of the others. I need to write more

You'll have to show me if there are any others.

Go ahead, same with any of the others. I need to write more

You'll have to show me if there are any others.

http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=8232.0

Only other one I did, for now. Might have to revist the concept.

OP spruced up a little bit. Trying to think of ways to make it a little neater.

Brute's written reviews added. Still don't feel like alphabetizing all that shit.

I should make reviews of Nipponese ero VN's
Just may give me more drive to start/finish some...