Pack of foxes chase Yellowknife man in residential area.

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Yellowknife lawyer Christian Lyons was on his way home when five foxes gave chase. 'They were then closing the gap toward me with some intent,' says Lyons, a practising lawyer.

'Is this a fox-zombie apocalypse or something?' Christian Lyons thought as the animals persisted.

Aaaaaand callin' it.

Whole park's going to be mowed down in gunfire and hunting season cause "dangerous wild animals."

From FOX, two zombies were born...

From FOX, two zombies were born...

What story is this?

From FOX, two zombies were born...

What story is this?

Snaek is back off XOF

From FOX, two zombies were born...

What story is this?

Snaek is back off XOF

I know there's a fox character in Metal Gear Solid...

I know there's a fox character in Metal Gear Solid...

The Fox Unit...

I know there's a fox character in Metal Gear Solid...

The Fox Unit...

Mysterious...

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And he couldn't just kick the stupid little rodents? God, Canadians are pussies.

Wow what a bitch

Good job Fox Clan!

Good job Fox Clan!

Now targeting lawyers.

Eh, this is odd.

Why were the foxes chasing him, and why didn't he chase them away?

Eh, this is odd.

Why were the foxes chasing him, and why didn't he chase them away?

Would you take on five foxes who were hunting you?

Eh, this is odd.

Why were the foxes chasing him, and why didn't he chase them away?

Would you take on five foxes who were hunting you?

Id throw them on the barbie

Eh, this is odd.

Why were the foxes chasing him, and why didn't he chase them away?

Would you take on five foxes who were hunting you?

Lol probably. They're smaller than most dogs and are normally timid around people.

That's not to say I'd attack out of spite, only if I felt threatened would I attempt it. With foxes...I really wouldn't.

Eh, this is odd.

Why were the foxes chasing him, and why didn't he chase them away?

Would you take on five foxes who were hunting you?

Lol probably. They're smaller than most dogs and are normally timid around people.

That's not to say I'd attack out of spite, only if I felt threatened would I attempt it. With foxes...I really wouldn't.

Well, in the heat of the moment, with the pack coming at you out of the darkness... you might panic.

Eh, this is odd.

Why were the foxes chasing him, and why didn't he chase them away?

Would you take on five foxes who were hunting you?

Lol probably. They're smaller than most dogs and are normally timid around people.

That's not to say I'd attack out of spite, only if I felt threatened would I attempt it. With foxes...I really wouldn't.

Well, in the heat of the moment, with the pack coming at you out of the darkness... you might panic.

Nah. I'm not some urban-bro who's afraid of everything natural.

Loud noises and a few kicks if neccesary should handle it. It would be a very strange scenario to come up against foxes.

Eh, this is odd.

Why were the foxes chasing him, and why didn't he chase them away?

Would you take on five foxes who were hunting you?

Lol probably. They're smaller than most dogs and are normally timid around people.

That's not to say I'd attack out of spite, only if I felt threatened would I attempt it. With foxes...I really wouldn't.

Well, in the heat of the moment, with the pack coming at you out of the darkness... you might panic.

Nah. I'm not some urban-bro who's afraid of everything natural.

Loud noises and a few kicks if neccesary should handle it. It would be a very strange scenario to come up against foxes.

And the foxes might outmatch you :3

The only threat foxes possess is that they're disease ridden rodents

I know there's a fox character in Metal Gear Solid...

The Fox Unit...

Mysterious...

So are you going to tell me what it all means.